Looters who hit L.A. stores explain what they did: 'Get my portion!'

[SugarDaddy1]

The young man flanked the shattered entry of a ransacked CVS in Santa Monica, where people had swept the shelves clean of everything from diapers to detergent. The man, who did not cover his face, admitted he was a looter. He did not apologize.

“We’ve got no other way of showing people how angry we are,” he said.

Out of the store ran another young man, this one holding a carton of eggs. He grabbed a friend and started scanning the street for targets: police cars. “We’re doing it because we can,” he said.

"Get my portion! Get my portion!" one man shouted as looters hammered and kicked an ATM at Ye Olde King's Head Gift Shoppe

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Bonus... Video: Looters in $350,000 Rolls-Royce rob other looters of the loot they just stole

 

[Conager]

I have a thought that's more like a plot bunny last night about that. I was thinking it would be short of entertaining to have a protagonist sitting on a rooftop a half mile away, with a flat-shooting varmint rifle or maybe even just an air rifle with silencer out a window and despoil the "loot."

Send a round through the center of a flatscreen box. They get it home, and find it unusable.

In the alternative, track looters home with drones, break in and steal it back.

 

[Ziggins]

Ye Olde King's Head Gift Shoppe

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1986-04-20-8601280626-story.html

First off, we should enact an ''e'' tax. Government agents would roam the country looking for stores whose names contained any word that ended in an unnecessary ''e,'' such as ''shoppe'' or ''olde,'' and the owners of these stores would be taxed at a flat rate of $50,000 per year per ''e.'' We should also consider an additional $50,000 ''ye'' tax, so that the owner of a store called ''Ye Olde Shoppe'' would have to fork over $150,000 a year.