Looks like Gary had a lot of free time today.

[Lasher]

Looks like Gary had a lot of free time today.

 

[Melody_lane]

*nods emphaticallY*

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Lasher99-- LOL!!!!! I was thinking the same thing...thanks for sharing

 

[Deborah]

Gary, pay no mind to Lasher. If he didn't waste all his time playing golf or fantasy baseball, he could read and critique stories like you do.

Ignore Nurse also. She don't think straight when she's horny, which is all the time.

And Melody, well, it's all her fault you have to read all those stories, Gary. If she wouldn't have taken her pics off you could still be drooling on them instead of straining your eyes on words.

For Lasher:

Q: What does a woman do with her asshole during sex?

A: Sends him golfing.

Keep it up, Gary (no pun intended). Besides you and that bitch Weird Harold, 'er, no I mean Fiona, nobody seems to be ready, willing and able to give feedback on the stories.

 

[Guest]

deborah, sweet deborah. that's the second time you've brought a smile to my face in the last 45 minutes.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It takes you 45 minutes to cum? You're just supposed to think about baseball, not a whole season.

 

[Melody_lane]

Oh my god, I'm laughing my ass off right now. God, that was so fu**ing funny.

(leaves trying to stop these incessant giggles)

 

[Gil]

Subtle Dixon, but for those of us who really hate baseball, 45 minutes is two balls, no strikes, in the second inning.

 

[Gil]

Or is that no balls, three strikes, in the first inning of the first game of the season?

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Come on, Simian - where's your hilarious rejoinder?

Why not try changing the sport to basketball? There could be some mileage in the 'hoop'pun.

('hoop' - British colloquialism for 'anus')

Cutty Sark
xox

 

[Laurel]

No balls? Not really much point then, now, is there?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Melody, I'd love to take 45 minutes just getting to first base with you.

If you think American baseball is long, you should watch a Japanese game.

 

[Melody_lane]

Dixon, baby....I think I would be using some serious restraint if it took you 5 minutes to get to first base.

 

[Gary1]

For Hell sakes ... I go out of town for a couple of days and find threads running about me and they take a life of their own... rotflmao

Somebody had to do it ....

 

[Guest]

re - 'deborah, sweet deborah - that's the second time you've brought a smile to my face in the last 45 minutes'

Originally posted by Dixon Carter Lee:
It takes you 45 minutes to cum? You're just supposed to think about baseball, not a whole season.

actually... it only takes me a minute to come. it's just that I saw a funny cartoon in the kids supplement. I'm a very slow reader.

 

[bumper1002]