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Lookit,…. No lookit…. Yes spell check that is a real fucking word…
No my eyes are up here, thank you miss… that is merely a brat I stuffed in my pocket at lunch because I’m a sad old man… that is goddamn right.
Evidently from my last post… I might have come across slightly manic….. at least I’m not coming across as desperate?
My favorite childhood book before age 5 was Ferdinand the bull…..
After age 5 everything mel brooks… why…. I learned about mighty joints, chastity belts, and unlisted walls from Mr. brooks. This are important life lessons.
I’m a flay s.o.b. I’m hear and then I do have a wonderful real life that takes me away from WIFI, and cell signals in general. SO I’m here and then gone…. Like I never existed.
This is what I offer to the right person for a limited time… fairly intense couple of days where we obsessively talk either kik, or whatever…. You tell me secrets I tell you secrets…. Then I sober up and forget my login in, …… which means you may tell me your secrets because I won’t be able to remember…

And maybe send me a few pics of your right pinky……

Yes sex will be involved… or at least sexy times…. Which means I need to step into the shower and shave. PM me for my kik… or email which ever you prefer.

 

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never mind.

 

[glBock]

your two posts

when I compare them, I wonder why you posted #2 at all? Sounded to me almost like a regret about having written #1.

Which would be a huge mistake, since I found your post #1 a good and honest way of revealing yourself. Good luck with your ad!

 

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when I compare them, I wonder why you posted #2 at all? Sounded to me almost like a regret about having written #1.

Which would be a huge mistake, since I found your post #1 a good and honest way of revealing yourself. Good luck with your ad!

thanks brother.... while #1 might be more revealing #2 better suits my current purpose.

 

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well its post dinner, and therefore I shouldn't post in my day drunk thread.

happy tpoics you crazy listers.

there was a spider in my shower... at first I was like... HOLY FUCK BURN IT ALL... then I chilled and realized hey, bob here will eat the flies, and at least he isn't armored for battle like sqorpions… little nighmare asshats.

lets discuss dating in the 21 centrury… Holy balls yall be cray cray. I means seriously a BJ before dinner? when did this become a thing..... better question is wtf am I complaining?