Looking up women skirts

[BlackSnake]

I was walking around outside my office building trying to put my thoughts together when I saw this lady sit down a little stone wall. Her long legs made her knees come damn near to her shoulders. Her short skirt rode back on her ass, and her attempts to pull it down was fruitless.

I stopped and couldn't hide the big grin on my face.

She had her knees together, but the gap from her caves to her ankles still left her exposed. She shifted to one side, but that exposed more of her ass and the crotch of her thong.

She was clearly annoyed, especially since I was looking straight at her. She rolled her eyes as I walked closer. I bent down, first for a closer look, and then I told her that the swing was free and that she might be more comfortable there. It was only a few feet away, but hidden from her view by a big bush. I even helped her up from her awkward position and walked her over to the wing. I told her that I wasn't going to hit on her, and I know that she saw me looking at her ass and between her legs, but I was also sure that she was use to guys trying to look under her skirt. She agreed and say "boys."

I know I look everytime there's a possibility that I may can see under a woman skirt I look. It totally fucks up my chain of thought.

What I would like to discuss is how to capture a woman's feelings; what would they be when they find that no matter what they do guys are trying to look under there skirt?

No wearing a skirt or short dress would not be an answer.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, if she wants to REALLY mess with a guys head, she could wear a short but not too tight skirt, without panties.

OR, she could scare him off from ever trying to look up under a girl's skirt by wearing really big panties, and stuffing a dildo inside of them...

 

[BlackSnake]

Well, if she wants to REALLY mess with a guys head, she could wear a short but not too tight skirt, without panties.

OR, she could scare him off from ever trying to look up under a girl's skirt by wearing really big panties, and stuffing a dildo inside of them...

The dildo thing will do it...LOL

But what I was hoping for, is: Supose you wore a skirt that barely covered your ass while standing to attract a certain guy, but all the other guys are reaping the benefits, and are very obvious about. What would be your thoughts and feelings?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The dildo thing will do it...LOL

But what I was hoping for, is: Supose you wore a skirt that barely covered your ass while standing to attract a certain guy, but all the other guys are reaping the benefits, and are very obvious about. What would be your thoughts and feelings?

"Go away, you morons! You're blocking his view!" ...perhaps?

 

[BlackSnake]

A girl told me that she always getting felt up at a popular dance club that she likes to go to. She says that the place is so packed that she could barely turn around much less see which of the guys or girls did. But, she said that it's not so bad most of the time, just a quick feel, but a few times hands has gone all the way between her legs. She says that she still goes there, because she has such a great time.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmm

Wife always wears a longish denim skirt with a slit right up the right hand side when she's feeling flirty, she sits crosses her legs and guys start walking into tables and the like.


pops..........PS Don't tell her I told you.

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Hmmmmmmm

Wife always wears a longish denim skirt with a slit right up the right hand side when she's feeling flirty, she sits crosses her legs and guys start walking into tables and the like.


pops..........PS Don't tell her I told you.

The weird thing is, we already know that we're not going to see much, right?

 

[pop_54]

Right mate

Too right, but we have to look in case, the tease element, the temptation, the half chance of a glimpse of something interesting.

I'll sort out a picture of darlings skirt, nothing exciting but something tempting, she'll bloody kill me, hehe.




pops.........

 

[wildsweetone]

a little mystery is a wonderful gift

 

[pop_54]

OK all

My darlings lower bit in flirty mode, and this is as much as anyone here's going to see of her.

The tease that gets guys interested, but little chance of anything more.

 

[SexyChele]

Wow! Pop, you are certainly one lucky man! Your wife has beautiful legs!


BlackSnake, as to your topic, it would depend on what I was looking for. In the scenario you laid out about the skirt barely covering a woman's ass, then I would say that I would be looking for attention. From anyone. From everyone. I might "act" insulted or annoyed, but inside I'm lovin' every minute of it.

A woman knows when she's exposing just the right amount of tease. She also knows how to sit to lessen that exposure. Well, unless she is under the age of 13 and we won't go there. In your opening post, my first thought was: she knows exactly what she's doing. And when she saw you looking at her and she began squirming, "trying" to find a less revealing pose? Nope. I don't swallow it. She knew it. She liked it. If not, she simply would have stood up. End of "tease".

Now, this isn't the same as ladies liking to be hit on, just to make myself clear. It's all about attention and power. We wear something short or low cut or even a longish skirt with a long slit, and then we watch you guys stumble over yourselves trying to look without us noticing.

It's actually quite amusing most of the time!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A girl told me that she always getting felt up at a popular dance club that she likes to go to. She says that the place is so packed that she could barely turn around much less see which of the guys or girls did. But, she said that it's not so bad most of the time, just a quick feel, but a few times hands has gone all the way between her legs. She says that she still goes there, because she has such a great time.

I read about this woman who was on the panel of a debate program, and this dirty old man was feeling her up under the table. She glared at him, but he just smiled smugly and continued. He had to remove his hands while he was talking, though, to show the cameras how he gestured to prove his point. The woman then took out a safety pin from her jacket, and the next time his hands started wandering up under her skirt, she stabbed him with the needle...

I think she was too nice to him.

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: OK all

My darlings lower bit in flirty mode, and this is as much as anyone here's going to see of her.

The tease that gets guys interested, but little chance of anything more.

Hell yeah! We try to turn into Superman, like we can see through solid objects.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: OK all

Hell yeah! We try to turn into Superman, like we can see through solid objects.

You got it friend!!

Must stop it though, walking into street lamp posts hurts, hehe.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Getting filosophical...

You got it friend!!

Must stop it though, walking into street lamp posts hurts, hehe.

That reminds me... we all know how ghosts can't lift anything, because everything goes right through them, right? So, if you tried to hit a ghost or kick it between its legs, it wouldn't hurt.

But what if a ghost kicked another ghost between the legs? Would that hurt?

 

[pop_54]

Re: Getting filosophical...

That reminds me... we all know how ghosts can't lift anything, because everything goes right through them, right? So, if you tried to hit a ghost or kick it between its legs, it wouldn't hurt.

But what if a ghost kicked another ghost between the legs? Would that hurt?

Hmm don't really know dear, I'll come back and haunt Lit when I pop my clogg's and let you know

I did see two ghosts keep jumping out from behind bushes as if to attack one another, I think they were trying to put the willy's up each other.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Can you give a ghost a wedgie?

 

[sweetnpetite]

I read about this woman who was on the panel of a debate program, and this dirty old man was feeling her up under the table. She glared at him, but he just smiled smugly and continued. He had to remove his hands while he was talking, though, to show the cameras how he gestured to prove his point. The woman then took out a safety pin from her jacket, and the next time his hands started wandering up under her skirt, she stabbed him with the needle...

I think she was too nice to him.

yes, I think she was too nice- and that was the problem. women need to learn to be more assertive. he thought it was ok, because evern though she glared at him, she basicly let him. Maybe she didn't know what to do. Maybe this is the sort of thing we should be practicing for, so that we are prepared

 

[wildsweetone]

yes, i researched...

but, somehow hearing a SO say 'I can see ya panties' in a sing song voice of an under 10 year old doesn't quite have the same effect as watching a guy walk into a lamppost.

*sigh*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

yes, I think she was too nice- and that was the problem. women need to learn to be more assertive. he thought it was ok, because evern though she glared at him, she basicly let him. Maybe she didn't know what to do. Maybe this is the sort of thing we should be practicing for, so that we are prepared

The thing was that "she" used to be a man. She had had "the snip" about 6 months earlier. She had no experience in fighting like a woman. And I suppose that she didn't want to bellow out in her male voice to stay the hell away from her, or punch him in the face, in front of the cameras...

I think that if a man did something like that to me, I would put my own hand on his thigh, and let it glide up to his crotch...

...and then grab his nuts really hard and TWIST them!!!

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Getting filosophical...

That reminds me... we all know how ghosts can't lift anything, because everything goes right through them, right? So, if you tried to hit a ghost or kick it between its legs, it wouldn't hurt.

But what if a ghost kicked another ghost between the legs? Would that hurt?

Sorry, Svenskaflicka, ghosts can lift things if they materialise first. Poltergists do lifting and throwing very effectively without materialising.

Kicking a materialised ghost would hurt it.

Ghosts can hurt each other.

My ghosts can hurt people - see "Loving Hannah" just posted to Erotic Horror (another shameless plug).

Not all ghosts behave like "Nearly-Headless Nick" in stories about some little geek whose name I forget.

Og, who can spell that Swedish girl's name.

 

[MathGirl]

Yay Svenska!

Originally posted by Svenskaflicka ...and then grab his nuts really hard and TWIST them!

Hiya, Svenska. I've missed you. See how things go all to hell around here when you're not around? It was nice to have a vacation from HP, though.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

MG... og...

To quote a grat HP-fan fic:


"She listened to his cussing in shocked amazement. She had never realized that you could do that with a broomstick."

 

[oggbashan]

Swedish exercises

MG... og...

To quote a grat HP-fan fic:


"She listened to his cussing in shocked amazement. She had never realized that you could do that with a broomstick."

For that I might write my next story about a Swedish girl. It might go well with "The Norwegian Petticoat" but I daren't offend Freya. My muses are punishment enough without upsetting the Norse pantheon.

Og.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Freja was a SCANDINAVIAN godess, not just a Norse one! *pout*