Looking to spice up the SOT.

[bt1960]

Hello.
long time lurker first time poster. Well after 28 years together, from my side the flame is just a smolder. My wife said hey as long as you come home to me whatever happens, happens.
To many this will be like the best ticket ever. So I have been checkin out some sites but lets face Im not hung or young.
any input or ideas??

 

[cleaver]

yep, pal...

i got a lot of input and suggestions.

most of it is pointedly flippant.
some of it is unnecessarily nasty.
a couple of bits are in very poor taste,
and at least a few concern barnyard animals and no turning back.

i envy you, i do.
post 1
and all kinds of promise...

i'll toss you a free kindness...

what you're seeking isn't here.
you'll glimpse bits of what you might desire, but...
if displayed here,
it's already half rancid.
the fresh stuff is at the mall or your bank or in line at the post office...

there's jade here
and opium.

 

[bt1960]

wow so much info in a short amount of time.
i suppose I should thank you on my out.
But somehow Im probably going to keep looking.
I appreciate the honesty though.

 

[rosco rathbone]

People do get laid here, but you have to lose the numbers-after-the-name and don't make any threads commencing with "so, ladies, a question for you..."

 

[evesdream]

Hello.
long time lurker first time poster. Well after 28 years together, from my side the flame is just a smolder. My wife said hey as long as you come home to me whatever happens, happens.
To many this will be like the best ticket ever. So I have been checkin out some sites but lets face Im not hung or young.
any input or ideas??

Make sure to put a photo of your wares in your avatar photo. Women here love that.

 

[bt1960]

yeah I think they are tired of "those" pics...

 

[cleaver]

People do get laid here, but you have to lose the numbers-after-the-name and don't make any threads commencing with "so, ladies, a question for you..."

awww, rosco...

it's like you're leading them two by two into the ark...
when actually it's just a boiling pot of spiced water...

 

[evesdream]

yeah I think they are tired of "those" pics...

okay, just trying to be helpful. If you don't think that will work, try sending a few private messages to women who post photos here, describing in detail what you'd like to do with them.

Squibbs used to post a lot of great photos, (if you like redheads), but she stopped recently. Maybe open the convo by asking her politely for some? She's usually fairly generous and it would be a nice intro for you easing in.

 

[hogjack]

Heterosexual, bisexual, trisexual, pansexual or unisexual?

Knowing preferences and proclivities will really help.

 

[bt1960]

straight to this point...never tried anything else. so who knows

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

straight to this point...never tried anything else. so who knows

Chat is where it's at. You'll need the password though.

 

[Squibbs]

What the fuck is SOT and why are you too stupid to do something about it?

 

[LadyVer]

Hello.
long time lurker first time poster. Well after 28 years together, from my side the flame is just a smolder. My wife said hey as long as you come home to me whatever happens, happens.
To many this will be like the best ticket ever. So I have been checkin out some sites but lets face Im not hung or young.
any input or ideas??

Have you checked out the married and not getting any threads in the playground? Good convos for people who are married but don't have a sex life or not getting as much as they want. All age ranges. Nice people. I like to read the threads every so often. It keeps me humble. Seriously good threads. Lots of support and a way to talk to people with similar issues.

 

[bt1960]

Same old thing = sot and I have added much to it already with no reciprocation.

 

[tactful]

Same old thing = sot and I have added much to it already with no reciprocation.

SOT, is better than, not.

 

[Squibbs]

Same old thing = sot and I have added much to it already with no reciprocation.

No hookers where you live?

 

[stickwork]

No hookers where you live?

... better known as "cousins" in his neck of the woods.

 

[KRCummings]

Hello.
long time lurker first time poster. Well after 28 years together, from my side the flame is just a smolder. My wife said hey as long as you come home to me whatever happens, happens.
To many this will be like the best ticket ever. So I have been checkin out some sites but lets face Im not hung or young.
any input or ideas??

I doubt you're for real but just in case you are, your wife is fucking someone else. It's the only reason she'd even entertain such a thought much less actually say it to you. She doesn't care because she's cheating herself and most likely has plans to leave you or kill you.

 

[LillyO]

Hello.
long time lurker first time poster. Well after 28 years together, from my side the flame is just a smolder. My wife said hey as long as you come home to me whatever happens, happens.
To many this will be like the best ticket ever. So I have been checkin out some sites but lets face Im not hung or young.
any input or ideas??

I'm baffled you came here to try and get laid? Two thoughts cross my mind.

1. HaHa
2 Why?

 

[bt1960]

yeah I suppose jaded is one could expect here....

 

[bt1960]

actually getting laid wasn't the idea. looking for ideas was.

 

[LillyO]

actually getting laid wasn't the idea. looking for ideas was.

Looking for ideas on how to get laid? You would get better ideas talking to your local priest than you will here.

 

[KRCummings]

Looking for ideas on how to get laid? You would get better ideas talking to your local priest than you will here.

People here get laid. At least that's the rumor over in the Playground.

 

[LillyO]

People here get laid. At least that's the rumor over in the Playground.

Well of course they do, but who wants to play counting games afterwards. 1-3-5-7.

 

[bt1960]

well if they were they wouldn't be here...