Looking to lose my 'virginity'..

[gridiron]

Greetings..

This is fairly new territory for me, though I've already had a few posts on the Personals Forum.. But for those of you who don't know me, my name's Will and I live in central Minnesota, otherwise known as the frozen, arctic tundra of the lower forty-eight states.. Anywho.. I'm an eighteen-year-old high school senior currently taking college courses @ a nearby university.. If you haven't guessed already, my nick pertains to my four-year Varsity football career, which has just come to an end.. I've been told I'm a nice enough guy and that I could get by on looks alone, but I enjoy keeping my rep as a student athlete.. As for the looks, I'm way up there in height: 6'4-5" range, and weigh a solid 230 LBS. I work hard in the weight room, and as such have a defined build. I like to keep my brownish-blonde hair cut short, as it's just too hard to manage, and to complement my 'do' I employ my soft, dark brown eyes. My smile's not bad, either. But enough of that.. I feel as though I'm boring you kind folks. I look forward to hearing from anyone who feels like replying, and welcome conversation @ anytime.. Thanks for your time..

Yours,

-Will

P.S. - For those of you who are interested, I've included a pic for your viewing pleasure.. Enjoy!

http://members.aol.com/who62k02/pics/willsenior11.jpg

 

[Guest]

Mission: Cherry Poppin'

One word (Or two depending on how you look at it!):

Lil-Brandi.



Guaranteed to bust that cherry!

 

[Phoenyx]

This wont work in here.
If it didnt work in the personals it probably wont work here.

 

[Savage Kitten]

wooohooo

Hi ya guy!! Glad to see you could make it!! Don't worry... you won't be a 'virgin' for long. Take a look/see around and jump into any thread ya wanna... that's the only way to make people see you around here haha *wink*

Gimme a shout out anytime ya want (the PM's work marvelouse most of the time haha)

 

[Savage Kitten]

This wont work in here.
If it didnt work in the personals it probably wont work here.

Hey you booger, give the guy a break. I invited him over to the BB. I told him it was a cool place and the people here were cool too. Don't make a freakin liar out of me before he gets a chance to find out for himself.

Who are you to say what will work or won't work?? You hardly haven't been here that long at all yourself..... *shrugs*

 

[Phoenyx]

Hey you booger, give the guy a break. I invited him over to the BB. I told him it was a cool place and the people here were cool too. Don't make a freakin liar out of me before he gets a chance to find out for himself.

Who are you to say what will work or won't work?? You hardly haven't been here that long at all yourself..... *shrugs*

Ok I apologize...

Never argue with a savage kitten i guess

Other time when people post personals here we allways used that responce so It come to me without thought.


I have been here a long time. Before I took this Identity my old one had over 1200 posts and been here close to a year.

 

[cymbidia]

Well, okay then. If SK says you're all right then i suppose we can give you a chance.

First things first:

The Lit test

Multiple Choice
1. Do you now, or have you ever, masturbated in front of anyone?

a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Maybe so.
d. "Circle Jerk" is my nick. I should have registered under it.

2. Are you a virgin irl?

a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Almost no.
d. Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'

3. Got any good responses from your Lit Personals ad?

a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Fuck no.
d. It got me here, didn't it? And SK, man, what a babe - for an older woman...

Short answer

Prepare 100 words (yes, right here in public and no it's NOT that much) on this topic: "My Wildest Sex Fantasy"


Yes, i am a real teacher.
Now get going.

 

[Savage Kitten]

Great! Thanx... I accept.... you've done well....so on and so on and so on....

make love not war man... geezzzzzzzz

1 more thing b4 I go... No matter how much time someone may or may not have here at Lit... it doesn't give them the right to be pissy to anyone else. remember.. you had a 'virgin' status at one time... more than once in your case.

ok ok .. i'm done.. go play nice and make friends with the newbie now!

PS.. oh yeah.. Will.. mind your manners around Cym and do as she says.... she's fuckin awesome (and besides that... i hear she's got a mean upper cut! )

 

[morninggirl5]

Well, okay then. If SK says you're all right then i suppose we can give you a chance.

First things first:

The Lit test

Multiple Choice
1. Do you now, or have you ever, masturbated in front of anyone?

a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Maybe so.
d. "Circle Jerk" is my nick. I should have registered under it.

2. Are you a virgin irl?

a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Almost no.
d. Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'

3. Got any good responses from your Lit Personals ad?

a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Fuck no.
d. It got me here, didn't it? And SK, man, what a babe - for an older woman...

Short answer

Prepare 100 words (yes, right here in public and no it's NOT that much) on this topic: "My Wildest Sex Fantasy"


Yes, i am a real teacher.
Now get going.

hand raised high in the air


Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeacher, I don't understand, how can someone be almost a virgin?

 

[Phoenyx]

Great! Thanx... I accept.... you've done well....so on and so on and so on....

make love not war man... geezzzzzzzz

1 more thing b4 I go... No matter how much time someone may or may not have here at Lit... it doesn't give them the right to be pissy to anyone else. remember.. you had a 'virgin' status at one time... more than once in your case.

ok ok .. i'm done.. go play nice and make friends with the newbie now!

Im not beeing prissy. I just gave the same responce I have seen given before to personals beein posted int his section of the board..

 

[Phoenyx]

hand raised high in the air


Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeacher, I don't understand, how can someone be almost a virgin?

By using the clinton defence? If its oral or anal it aint sex?

 

[cymbidia]

hand raised high in the air


Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeacher, I don't understand, how can someone be almost a virgin?

~mumbling under my breath about THAT girl always being the one to ask THOSE kinda questions~

Yes.
Well.
Ever heard of "outercourse", Missy?

Expect a couple questions about it on the next test, class, now that morninggirl has brought to my attention.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Teacher????

I need to know if this will be an oral examination?

Will we be required to have hands-on experience? Demonstrate a thorough knowledge of the subject? I need to do my homework and be prepared.

Can you arrange for a tutor?

 

[Phoenyx]

Teacher????

I need to know if this will be an oral examination?

Will we be required to have hands-on experience? Demonstrate a thorough knowledge of the subject? I need to do my homework and be prepared.

Can you arrange for a tutor?

I can tutor you. I belive in hands on instruction. I show you first and then you show me.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

You'll demonstrate on me first - so then I can parrot the phoenix?

They say birds of a feather 'stick' together.

Fly, robin, fly.

 

[Phoenyx]

You'll demonstrate on me first - so then I can parrot the phoenix?

They say birds of a feather 'stick' together.

Fly, robin, fly.

thats Pheonyx With a y

 

[cymbidia]

In the middle, Robin and Red-Breast... uh.... Butt.


Gather 'round.
Class demonstration time!

 

[morninggirl5]

Class demonstration!


Yeeeeeesssssssssss, no more lectures, we get to watch.

 

[gridiron]

Returned Lit test for: gridiron


The Lit test

Multiple Choice
1. Do you now, or have you ever, masturbated in front of anyone?

a. Yes. (X)
b. No.
c. Maybe so.
d. "Circle Jerk" is my nick. I should have registered under it.

2. Are you a virgin irl?

a. Yes. (X)
b. No.
c. Almost no.
d. Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'

3. Got any good responses from your Lit Personals ad?

a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Fuck no.
d. It got me here, didn't it? And SK, man, what a babe - for an older woman... (X)

Short answer

Prepare 100 words (yes, right here in public and no it's NOT that much) on this topic: "My Wildest Sex Fantasy"

My wildest sex fantasy would have to be this:

Cold, snowy wintry evening spent in a warm cabin on a remote lake in the Minnesota northlands with a special someone (if I ever have one).. A romantic, candle-light dinner for two.. Followed by massages, a soak in the hot tub, intermittent kissing and heavy petting.. Engaging in some serious foreplay, oral pleasures for him and her.. Shifting into a 69 so I can taste her sweet pussy while she sucks my cock.. After the engines have been started, why not shift into first and couple as one, slowly shifting through the rest of the gears as the passion and intensity increases.. Peak out @ top RPMs, punching the clutch and taking it into overdrive, as she rides out orgasm after orgasm in various coital positions.. Finally, as the finish line approaches, I'll give it everything I've got and piston in and out of her, driven to take the gold for this one.. And after the race is over, perhaps I'll take her up on another two or three laps around the track.. Following the completion of the night's events, I'll cuddle up close beside her in the bed and hold her tight against my body as we both drift off into peaceful slumber..

OK.. So maybe it's not all that 'wild', but I am a romantic, and I must let it show through.. Hopefully that will satisfy the requirement, Professor Cym..

 

[Savage Kitten]

*beams proudly*

yep yep... I found him!!!

Isn't he just too adorbale????