Looking to Get Married

EctoJohn

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After being tired of being single for way too many years,
and soon to be hitting 34, it's about time I settle down with a nice woman.
Now, I won't be picky, just have 4 stipulations.

1) You need to be single. I'm not a believer in polygamy.

2) You need to between the ages of 25 and 35.
Not that I can't have fun with or be attracted to adult women
of other ages, but for marriage purposes I would you
to be in a similar age group as me.

3) You need to be from the US.
No offense to women from outside the US, again,
I'm sure you're perfectly fine women, I just don't
feel like going through all that immigration or emmigration hassle.

4) Children need to be in our future.
If you're not interested in having children, I'm not interested in marrying you.

Any ladies who qualify, please PM me if you're interested.
 
After being tired of being single for way too many years,
and soon to be hitting 34, it's about time I settle down with a nice woman.
Now, I won't be picky, just have 4 stipulations.

1) You need to be single. I'm not a believer in polygamy.

2) You need to between the ages of 25 and 35.
Not that I can't have fun with or be attracted to adult women
of other ages, but for marriage purposes I would you
to be in a similar age group as me.

3) You need to be from the US.
No offense to women from outside the US, again,
I'm sure you're perfectly fine women, I just don't
feel like going through all that immigration or emmigration hassle.

4) Children need to be in our future.
If you're not interested in having children, I'm not interested in marrying you.

Any ladies who qualify, please PM me if you're interested.

This is priceless. Good luck to you :)
 
Good luck. There is a lot more to finding the right girl than making a grocery list.
 
Not sure if you were being serious.
If so, I would try a online dating site as opposed to lit.

I think most of the folks on here are married or with a SO.

Good Luck!
 
Not sure if you were being serious.
If so, I would try a online dating site as opposed to lit.

I think most of the folks on here are married or with a SO.

Good Luck!

lol, There's a reason I posted this on April Fool's Day. :D
 
lol, There's a reason I posted this on April Fool's Day. :D

So what am I gonna do with the exhaustingly thought out and extremely well worded pm that I was preparing to send you? I just knew you were the one! dammit.
 
Why oh why did I delete my exhaustingly thought out and extremely well worded pm that I was gonna send you? dammit dammit dammit.

Such a tragedy to lose what was possibly the greatest masterpiece ever written.
 
I did, but never having read that PM, I shall never know for sure.

Ok let's get something straight. (wait one of us may already have "something" straight :D) IF.....and that's a big IF............IF I decide to send an exhaustingly thought out and extremely well worded pm, what are my guarantees?

btw my post had quotations inside of parenthesis so that shows something. Just not sure what.
 
Ok let's get something straight. (wait one of us may already have "something" straight :D) IF.....and that's a big IF............IF I decide to send an exhaustingly thought out and extremely well worded pm, what are my guarantees?

btw my post had quotations inside of parenthesis so that shows something. Just not sure what.

Well, I guarantee that I would reply. :D

I can't promise to be so extremely well worded.
I don't word extremely well. :p

I'm not sure what you showed either.
 
Well, I guarantee that I would reply. :D

I can't promise to be so extremely well worded.
I don't word extremely well. :p

I'm not sure what you showed either.

Can I play with your blaster?

Oh you dirty mind. I was referring to the blaster that gobbles up the ghosts.

(as far as you know)
 
Nobody is actually aged out.
Once again, the entire post was for April Fool's Day. :p
 
Not true, in my case... but, I'm aged out, here. Good luck Mr. EctoJohn. :rose:

Me, too. Unattached, but too old :(

Ah, but the fun we could have had on our honeymoon. Your ass would be wore out the time I was done with you :devil:

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Sigh :(

Yes, I know it was for April Fools. I can still tease you, though!
 
D(.)(.)

I've had all I can stand of this teasing. Time to go straddle something really big that vibrates a LOT.





(my motorcycle :D )
Dollie----------- I miss our Harley. Sometimes it was like a big mobil vibrator. I could get off everytime I got on!
We sold it to move to Florida. Now I never get off anymore.:rolleyes:

I don't get this April fools story. Marriage and dating is a serious thing. Now I hope Cupid shoots an arrow up his butt.
 
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