Looking to exchange e-mails and chats with a lady

[John Roberts]

Hello All, I am looking for close relationships online, and maybe LTR , I love the closeness and dance of intimacy, sharing , laughing. I am a romantic and wax poetic on occaison would love to have an online companion. My life is crazy at the moment so some nights I am not around looking forward to meeting you. And yes there are some of you I have met already that I would love to know better. Do write.

JR

 

[MissIntrigue]

*ahem cough cough

 

[John Roberts]

*ahem cough cough

What is this? A woman's cough? Tis a sweet sound to my starved ears that normally are filled with delicious hot latin rhythms but craving music of the soul.....an "ahem" To a starving man is a feast.....although swatting at me usually has a better result.....just be gentle though...

 

[MissIntrigue]

gently swatting ...

 

[John Roberts]

gently swatting ...

Say! I liked that......

May I have another? Don't worry I am not of that nature but from you it is nice.

 

[MissIntrigue]

Sure, you can have another.....sometimes my hand gets tired of patting-umm I mean swatting, I may decide to turn it into a caress....

I am glad you liked it....

 

[John Roberts]

Sure, you can have another.....sometimes my hand gets tired of patting-umm I mean swatting, I may decide to turn it into a caress....

I am glad you liked it....

Actually a carress is better, so much can be communicated in like fashion,
I believe swatting ranges from affectionate to I want to take your head off.....
Which is entirely possible when you have known me for a while ......I am referring to the whole range.....
But a carress......all gentle, loving, affectionate, friendly.....hmmm....I do not think a carress can convey a negative emotion. Unless a carress turns into a grope in which case it is no longer a carress unless the recipient likes the grope then it is still a carress....sort of.....
Running short on carresses I am certain and not having been groped for a long time....I may not be able to tell the difference..........
Here I thought the coffee had worn off, I am still zinging.

 

[MissIntrigue]

LMAO!

John Roberts you are a funny funny man!

Coffee....yep zinger days from that.

I think if the gropee likes the groping then it does become a caress.
you'd be able to tell the difference, I am sure of it. You just may not have it fresh in your mind and your mind would need refreshing then...

 

[John Roberts]

LMAO!

John Roberts you are a funny funny man!

Coffee....yep zinger days from that.

I think if the gropee likes the groping then it does become a caress.
you'd be able to tell the difference, I am sure of it. You just may not have it fresh in your mind and your mind would need refreshing then...

Yes.....I think in my present state of mind a grope will do.......
Catch me by surprise, those are always some much more fun.....hmmm...How do you feel about surprise gropes? <hmm....which side should I present, the right side, my left is my good side....my right will look better with the flush of a slap of course if she is too quick.....and maybe if the grope rates high on points I should stand sideways to avoid a quick nudge to the ...ah........>

 

[MissIntrigue]

I agree the surprise gropes are best. Surprising and yet stimulating as well, sometimes (with me anyway) okay most times( with me anyway) it turns into more than groping. It turns into more like extended groping which at that point I still think it's considered a caress.
I will trust you to choose the side....no nudging yet...not forceful anyway!----->

 

[John Roberts]

I agree the surprise gropes are best. Surprising and yet stimulating as well, sometimes (with me anyway) okay most times( with me anyway) it turns into more than groping. It turns into more like extended groping which at that point I still think it's considered a caress.
I will trust you to choose the side....no nudging yet...not forceful anyway!----->

I think a grope if distasteful is shunned rather quickly, so an extended grope most definitely is a carress other wise it would have be repulsed before that point....... a surprise grope.....Eek! mmmmm..

 

[dragonhearted]

I find it quite interesting that a man from Florida and a lady from Maine should get so into this erotic chat thing. If he is looking for a "maybe LTR", he would need to look closer to home, n'est pas?

 

[MissIntrigue]

It is quite interesting isnt it?
We have other interests also.
This hasn't even begun to be erotic yet.....
Long distance friends are cool....
I don't look only in my neighborhood for friends...my mother told me that the best neighbor is the neighbor that you dont talk to. I understood what she meant once I grew up to have my own neighbors. I've had friends that were neighbors, that didn't know when to go home, some that always came in time for supper without invitation, others borrowed or stole things. Sometimes the other town is the best place to do one's business....It keeps the hassle out of being at home!!
Just my two cents on it....
on friends and on neighbors! yea...

 

[MissIntrigue]

JR Mmm hmmm I knew the surprise grope would get ya! lol sorry if I startled you...my sporadic wildwoman came out.... Feeling kinda free, frisky, elated,smiling this week so far!!!

 

[John Roberts]

JR Mmm hmmm I knew the surprise grope would get ya! lol sorry if I startled you...my sporadic wildwoman came out.... Feeling kinda free, frisky, elated,smiling this week so far!!!

<Rubbing my mambo butt and grinning>.....I dunno, that felt like a carress to me. I like the wild woman with the mischievous smile, I think a blue mambo dress with would look good on you, shall we go dancing? Such elation should be fed and indulged.........Remember the story of the Wolves?

Two combating wolves inside each and everyone of us...one representing good things and the other bad.......

When asked which one will win? The reply is...."The one you feed"

So indulge yourself. Mambo is the celebration of life, exhuberance caught in motion.

 

[MissIntrigue]

Goodness JR that post was exceptional! I enjoyed it thoroughly!

I would love to dance by the way....

 

[John Roberts]

Goodness JR that post was exceptional! I enjoyed it thoroughly!

I would love to dance by the way....

Flattery will get you everything. Hmmmm.....a dancer too.....vision of loveliness in my soul....You know I do not know what your skin tone is.....maybe a blue mambo dress will not work.....maybe red......you see the dentyne commercial where the band turns into a salsa band? That couple is doing a few steps in mambo.

Hmmmm....I shall grope when you least expect it, that moment of fire where a touch sets off an avalanche of desire, a life of it's own.

 

[dragonhearted]

JR Mmm hmmm I knew the surprise grope would get ya! lol sorry if I startled you...my sporadic wildwoman came out.... Feeling kinda free, frisky, elated,smiling this week so far!!!

you can get wild and frisky with me anytime!

 

[MissIntrigue]

Dragon- was your last post intended for me? I can assume so, but we know what assume does....

 

[MissIntrigue]

Originally posted by John Roberts
Flattery will get you everything. Hmmmm.....a dancer too.....vision of loveliness in my soul....You know I do not know what your skin tone is.....maybe a blue mambo dress will not work.....maybe red......you see the dentyne commercial where the band turns into a salsa band? That couple is doing a few steps in mambo.

Hmmmm....I shall grope when you least expect it, that moment of fire where a touch sets off an avalanche of desire, a life of it's own.

JR the blue you speak of is a bright royal or cobalt blue, non? That color, I will have you know has been attracting me and catching my eye for years and years. I have some things that are that color and I like them very much. That very color also brings out my hazel turning blue eyes. My eyes turn with moods to the bluest color, I am sure along with other (ahem} situations that if I could dance with you- they would be that shade and the two blues would compliment each other, my eyes being one and the mambo dress being the other....

avalanches and waterfalls are good things....

 

[John Roberts]

JR the blue you speak of is a bright royal or cobalt blue, non? That color, I will have you know has been attracting me and catching my eye for years and years. I have some things that are that color and I like them very much. That very color also brings out my hazel turning blue eyes. My eyes turn with moods to the bluest color, I am sure along with other (ahem} situations that if I could dance with you- they would be that shade and the two blues would compliment each other, my eyes being one and the mambo dress being the other....

avalanches and waterfalls are good things....

Ach! I wrote out a nice reply and lost it.
The royal blue yes! Coincedentally I have hazel eyes too, mine vary from green to blue. Now I want to know what moods match what color A guy needs every edge to take full advantage of the sitiation. Armed with such knowledge the dance of intimacy is sweeter when the right chord is sounded and it allows for no buffoonery.....Moe, Larry and Curly do not belong on the dance floor.....<grinning> of course when one is learning that is how it feels....it is when the dances start to become familiar that the real fun begins.....

 

[John Roberts]

Popular girl your mail box is full MissIntrigue

Sniff...sniff....the joys of parenting....a diaper change looms in the immediate future...Little boy refers to Pooping as "hiding" He hides by lying on the floor and grunting while he does his business.....this occurs in public as well....one has to wait for him to hunker down and do his thing.
He is asking me what day it is for he knows all the good things happen on the magical "tomorrow".....he was dis-satisfied with my answer of "Saturday" so a few minutes later he asked me what day it was again......in the mean time when told he will have to take a nap in a few minutes he gives a sharp "No! I don't want to!" McDonald fries are one of the few decadent things we allow him to indulge in......I tried to give him the ketchup we bought from the health food store....He goes" No! I want the other kind of ketchup! I want the bright red one!" That would be Heinz......
Back to saturday, he is asking..."What do we do on saturdaY?"
he is behind me now practicing phonetics....St...OP....Stop....
Sniff...sniff.....yep...time for the thing I live for....thank goodness potty training is starting.

 

[John Roberts]

Ahem!.........I must add that the previous post's subject matter is not typical.........and besides once he is potty trained it will never come up again......

 

[MissIntrigue]

Oh but John Roberts-you have written it so eloquently and it was comical too...made me smile and chuckle some too!



Ohh DRAT a full mailbox- why you've got to be kidding. I can't possibly have a full mailbox! mutters to self as she goes to check this matter out on her own behalf! And to get to the bottom of it!
LOL

 

[MissIntrigue]

"....it is when the dances start to become familiar that the real fun begins....."


It seems that this is so in many phases of life in general including a lovers touch and movements...very well stated as far as the dance and what I read into it about life and lovers.