Looking for women of any age

[Tedardo]

The man

yup

[Edited by Tedardo on 09-23-2000 at 06:21 PM]

 

[GuyJD]

JUST HOW MANY 40 OUNCES DID YOU HAVE???

HEY DUDE, THIS IS THE GENERAL BOARD. YOU MISSED THE LEFT TURN TO GET TO LITEROTICA'S PERSONAL. MAKE A "U" TURN AND KEEP GOING STRAIGHT, YOU CAN'T MISS IT...........gjd

 

[Bigdog]

Hey, Im a college freshman in Stockton, CA.

My sincerest condolences.

 

[Ian1]

Hey, Im a college freshman in Stockton, CA.

My sincerest condolences.

lmao!

 

[GuyJD]

Hey, Im a college freshman in Stockton, CA. Im looking for women that wouldnt mind teaching me a few things, I have had sex with one girl many times but I want to explor more women and more positions and techniques. Im thin, blond hair, and am a nice looking guy. If you live in the area e-mail me and we can set something up. I should have a picture to send too. Thanks

I SHARE BIGDOG'S SORROW. PITY HOW BAD THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM HAS GOTTEN IN THE PAST DECADE. THIS POOR GUY USES NO APOSTAPHES. JUST A HINT TEDARDO, THE WORD "I'M" IS A CONTRACTION OF 2 WORDS. IT ISN'T JUST ONE WORD.
ALSO, THERE IS 2 E'S IN EXPLORE AND ONE IN BLONDE. I HOPE YOUR MAJOR ISN'T ENGLISH.

 

[Never]

Weeeeeeeeell.
While I agree the sentence wasn't perfect there seems to be one word in the English dictionary that changes with the gender of the speaker. 'Blonde' is traditionally feminine, 'blond' masculine - both are proper English words though 'blonde' came first.

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[canadian_lady]

Hey, Im a college freshman in Stockton, CA. Im looking for women that wouldnt mind teaching me a few things, I have had sex with one girl many times but I want to explor more women and more positions and techniques. Im thin, blond hair, and am a nice looking guy. If you live in the area e-mail me and we can set something up. I should have a picture to send too. Thanks

I SHARE BIGDOG'S SORROW. PITY HOW BAD THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM HAS GOTTEN IN THE PAST DECADE. THIS POOR GUY USES NO APOSTAPHES. JUST A HINT TEDARDO, THE WORD "I'M" IS A CONTRACTION OF 2 WORDS. IT ISN'T JUST ONE WORD.
ALSO, THERE IS 2 E'S IN EXPLORE AND ONE IN BLONDE. I HOPE YOUR MAJOR ISN'T ENGLISH.

This is so cool, are you going to help everyone with their English.http://smilecwm.tripod.com/owen/dunce.gif
I don't understand why people are so quick to jump on others this way
...I could think of a better wayhttp://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smileysex5.gif
Just a suggestion...ease up a bit Guy, this isn't a test, or is it.
A simple push in the right direction would of been nice.

 

[Guest]

THIS POOR GUY USES NO APOSTAPHES.

Oh, shit! I knew there was something missing in my life. Does anyone know where I can get hold of some APOSTAPHES? (And also if there's a manual on how to work them?)

 

[April]

Damnit, Roger! I was drinking my tea when I read your post, and almost choked to death!

 

[Boo]

Just a Hint GuyJD:

When an action or "be" verb is followed by a plural noun, (i.e. two E's in explore), the correct verb usage is "are" not "is." Example: There ARE two E's in explore.

Boo

[Edited by Boo on 09-22-2000 at 10:19 AM]

 

[Lasher]

After Socrates had taught Plato, and Plato had taught Aristotle, Aristotle then attempted to continue the tradition by teaching the young APOSTAPHES. However, after a short time, the young APOSTAPHES came to realize that Aristotle was only using him to further his own reputation and immediately ran away. His only claim to fame was the introduction of synchronized swimming to the ancient Olympics...

Although, because of this, in ancient Greece it did become very popular to denounce the educational system of a particular city state with the exclamation:

THIS POOR GUY USES NO APOSTAPHES

This then became a rallying cry for those favoring school choice and the various voucher programs then being heatedly argued amongst the various Greek city states.

[Edited by Lasher on 09-22-2000 at 10:29 AM]

 

[Gil]

LMAO! Very erudite Lasher. Hemlock anyone?

 

[Mustang Sally]

What they're trying to say, GuyJD, is that you had better be damn sure your grammar and spelling is perfect before you go criticizing that of others.

Or should it be "grammar and spelling ARE perfect" ?
Oh well, doesn't matter. I'M not criticizing anybody...

(Funny, Lasher!)



[Edited by Mustang Sally on 09-22-2000 at 05:46 PM]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sally dear the proper verb in that sentence is ARE. A plural noun needs a plural verb!!

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Nevermind!

 

[Samuari]

lmao

A fifteen yard penalty for piling on!
And Red, never mind is two words.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Thank you for correcting me, Sam.

I won't forget again

 

[Samuari]

Trust your unckle to take care of you. Now where did I put those cough drops?

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Jeez... it's just too easy!

I do believe is spelled UNCLE
Sorry, just couldn't resist!

***And, actually, in my experience ice cubes work wonders...

 

[Samuari]

A rehead experanced with ice cubes? What ARE you doing here on a Friday night?

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Ah... those ice cubes work just as well when you're alone



[Edited by SeXy ReDHeD on 09-22-2000 at 07:33 PM]

 

[Samuari]

Why? I mean alone?

 

[dee_cole]

Hey look...All RETARDO wants is some pussy not a fucking English lesson. Dude I am behind you. I love pussy too. all that shit about where to post...fuck that. If you want pussy yell it from the desktops. But whatever you do...Don't forget your APOSTAPHEEEEEEs.

 

[Samuari]

Dee Thats what he did, but the way he did it tells you why he's not getting any! At least not here!

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Cuz I'm home alone this Friday night and all the hot boys aren't!