Looking for (virtual) female playmates to wine and dine

[Cabeza]

Looking for women to wine and dine... or at least flirth with

I'm looking for interesting, and yes, horny, women who are interested in chatting about both sexual and non-sexual topics. I'm not looking for video chats or a bunch of nekkid selfies, just risqué conversation. Or conversation about books, music, social issues, favorite kind of Pop-Tart, whatever.

 

[Cabeza]

What the heck, we'll try a bump.

 

[quietlylooking]

Long ago I had a job where I ended up working very long hours. There was a vending machine there that had frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts in it, and I confess they were my dinner (along with the spring vegetable Cup-A-Soup) on many nights. Oddly, instead of having an aversion to them, I sometimes crave those Pop-Tarts now, even if I haven't had tasted one in years.

However, thoughts of Cup-A-Soup make me slightly nauseated.

 

[Cabeza]

Living off of vending machine food builds character! Especially Pop Tarts.