looking for the perfect lady.

[jonpatato]

I am looking for a short redhead, owns a liquor store, no teeth and has a flat spot on her head for me to set my beer on.

 

[i_steal_books]

LMAO!!! Are you a beer belly baudling guy who watches Nascar and is a white supremacist too?

 

[jonpatato]

I do like NASCAR. I am balding. No beer belly. White. No racist.
Just joking she does not have to be a redhead.
I read historical fiction.