Looking for the Next "Wierd Al"

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With as many creative people as there are here on Lit, I'm sure a good many of you have, at some point, rewritten a line or stanza from a song, if not a complete song itself. So, come on, Litsters, show us what you've got and make us laugh in the process.

From Guns N Roses' Paradise City:

Take me down to Cholesterol City where the food I eat makes my heart beat shitty

Take … Me … Home … Yeah-yeah.

 

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From Hank Williams, Jr's "A Country Boy can Survive"

We can skin a camel and run an oil line, an Iraqi boy can survive.