Looking for Sven. The Norwegian-Half-blind-Blond-One-legged-midget.

[chronicle_tenko]

Come back to me Sven. I'll learn not to use teeth.

 

[sexkit-teen]

Come back to me Sven. I'll learn not to use teeth.

he just text messaged me....he says that he is Alabama working on a goat farm

 

[chronicle_tenko]

he just text messaged me....he says that he is Alabama working on a goat farm

Tell him to come back.

Or you could stay till he does. That's it I'm holding you hostage.

 

[sexkit-teen]

Tell him to come back.

Or you could stay till he does. That's it I'm holding you hostage.

oh we both now that i am no match for Sven....especially since he has that oddly flat head and can double as a side table

 

[chronicle_tenko]

oh we both now that i am no match for Sven....especially since he has that oddly flat head and can double as a side table

Oh I know, and you don't have his magical cock. But you'll have to do.

Now stay here quietly like a good girl while I go to work.

See ya all. I'll be back tomorrow.

 

[sexkit-teen]

Oh I know, and you don't have his magical cock. But you'll have to do.

Now stay here quietly like a good girl while I go to work.

See ya all. I'll be back tomorrow.

I do to have his magical cock....he gave it to e before he left.....i keep it in the freezer

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I do to have his magical cock....he gave it to e before he left.....i keep it in the freezer

Ok. Then we can sit around it and chant just like the old days when I get back.

 

[sexkit-teen]

Ok. Then we can sit around it and chant just like the old days when I get back.

it does have frost bite though

 

[DirtyKitten]

it does have frost bite though

Might want to wrap that in gauze and soak it in some room temperature water.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Ok... Now I KNOW this is a parody thread unlike mine which is entirely straight.

 

[sexkit-teen]

Ok... Now I KNOW this is a parody thread unlike mine which is entirely straight.

entirely straight? lol not me

 

[DirtyKitten]

Ok... Now I KNOW this is a parody thread unlike mine which is entirely straight.

Don't slur when you say "entirely straight"...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Don't slur when you say "entirely straight"...

That's what I like about Lit... I drives me to drink

 

[sexkit-teen]

That's what I like about Lit... I drives me to drink

in that case i better get those dollar bills ready huh?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

in that case i better get those dollar bills ready huh?

At $24.89 a bottle... Hell yes

 

[sexkit-teen]

At $24.89 a bottle... Hell yes

lol

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

lol

 

[sexkit-teen]

X infinity

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

X infinity

You smooth talker you I could lick you everywhere