Looking for strap-on help...

[TxAggies]

I'm a 35 yr old male looking to be taken with a strap-on. I'm not gay ( though I'm sure this post will get posts stating otherwise). I just like to have my ass played with and want to know what it feels like-maybe there's a lady out there who always wanted to try screw a man and this is your chance? I'm on Oklahoma..