Looking for someone to meet my very exacting preferences

richard_daily

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Dear personals,

I am looking for a very special woman. I have thought about this for at least 10 seconds, and my preferences are very important to me.

I will only date women aged 18-19, who are 100 pounds or less, and have huge knockers. Also, you must have blonde hair and be between 5'3' and 5'4".

Oh, and of course, you must be white.

Oh, and you must be able to suck a mean cock (I need personality, right?)

At first, I was worried that I should perhaps be ashamed of having such preferences, and not looking towards a persons insides... Seeing more of who they are. However, I countered this nagging in my own head by making sure that I included personality (see above) in my list of preferences.

Please PM me and let me know when you're available.
 
Why is the Kenny Chesney song "I'm so much cooler online" playing in my head now? :p
 
Im looking for women 21, 5' 7" 118 lbs, 38dd, blonde hair, blue eyes, must like sucking cock, anal, ass to mouth, cooking, cleaning, giving me money, have a BMW, enjoy videogame and sports and willing to fuck all my friends. Please pm me if you are all these. :p
 
Guttergoddess said:
Why is the Kenny Chesney song "I'm so much cooler online" playing in my head now? :p


In light of it being a Brad Paisley song, that is a great question.
 
Scorch_30 said:
In light of it being a Brad Paisley song, that is a great question.

Actually, I'm much cooler in person. My online personality kind of sucks... Just ask Dolf.
 
Fine Scorch, point out that I have always confused the 2 pretty boys of country. My point was that I find people's personals to be totally amusing.
 
richard_daily said:
Oh, and you must be able to suck a mean cock (I need personality, right?)

Never mind the personality of 'her', the personality of your cock sounds like it needs anger management.
 
Dammit...I'm 102 pounds and I only suck nice cocks.
:devil:

richard_daily said:
Dear personals,

I am looking for a very special woman. I have thought about this for at least 10 seconds, and my preferences are very important to me.

I will only date women aged 18-19, who are 100 pounds or less, and have huge knockers. Also, you must have blonde hair and be between 5'3' and 5'4".

Oh, and of course, you must be white.

Oh, and you must be able to suck a mean cock (I need personality, right?)

At first, I was worried that I should perhaps be ashamed of having such preferences, and not looking towards a persons insides... Seeing more of who they are. However, I countered this nagging in my own head by making sure that I included personality (see above) in my list of preferences.

Please PM me and let me know when you're available.
 
My real first name is Bambi. My measurements are 44-15-22 I my IQ is 70 and I rode the short bus to school. What time do you want me at your place?

richard_daily said:
Dear personals,

I am looking for a very special woman. I have thought about this for at least 10 seconds, and my preferences are very important to me.

I will only date women aged 18-19, who are 100 pounds or less, and have huge knockers. Also, you must have blonde hair and be between 5'3' and 5'4".

Oh, and of course, you must be white.

Oh, and you must be able to suck a mean cock (I need personality, right?)

At first, I was worried that I should perhaps be ashamed of having such preferences, and not looking towards a persons insides... Seeing more of who they are. However, I countered this nagging in my own head by making sure that I included personality (see above) in my list of preferences.

Please PM me and let me know when you're available.
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
My real first name is Bambi. My measurements are 44-15-22 I my IQ is 70 and I rode the short bus to school. What time do you want me at your place?

let's say 6:30. I'll draw you a very detailed map. I wouldn't want you to get lost Bambi.
 
ltfgas28 said:
Im looking for women 21, 5' 7" 118 lbs, 38dd, blonde hair, blue eyes, must like sucking cock, anal, ass to mouth, cooking, cleaning, giving me money, have a BMW, enjoy videogame and sports and willing to fuck all my friends. Please pm me if you are all these. :p

Thats a pretty strange looking woman, 5' 7" 118 lbs with a 38 inch rib cage?
 
richard_daily said:
Dear personals,

I am looking for a very special woman. I have thought about this for at least 10 seconds, and my preferences are very important to me.

I will only date women aged 18-19, who are 100 pounds or less, and have huge knockers. Also, you must have blonde hair and be between 5'3' and 5'4".

Oh, and of course, you must be white.

Oh, and you must be able to suck a mean cock (I need personality, right?)

At first, I was worried that I should perhaps be ashamed of having such preferences, and not looking towards a persons insides... Seeing more of who they are. However, I countered this nagging in my own head by making sure that I included personality (see above) in my list of preferences.

Please PM me and let me know when you're available.


:rolleyes:

Why is your cock mean? Don't you teach it manners????
 
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