Looking for someone cool to talk to.....and maybe do more than talk. :)

[Jessie]

Hey there! My name's Jessie, as I think by now you might have guessed. I've been a member of Literotica for a while, but I just recently got into utilizing it as a tool for meeting people. If you want, you're more than welcome to check out my profile on Lit, under the name Jessie. I've written some stuff before, stories and poetry, but I'm way too much of a perfectionist to submit my stories. I have, however, submitted 2 poems, one of which is still pending approval.

Okay....wow.....that was like all weird and proper and stuff... I'm scared. j/k Seriously, though, a lot of me isn't about being all proper. In fact, I regularly take part in random acts of goofiness, as well as occasionally making a complete ass out of myself. I love to laugh, and I definatley look for people who can make me laugh, which, I admit, isn't all that hard to do.

Anywhoozle.... So, more about me, huh? Okay. I'm 19, and I'm currently single, unless you count chocolate, which is every woman's lover. I go to UCLA, I'm a die-hard Bruin, so if you're a Trojan (from USC, not like in the condom), I have this to say to you: YOU SUCK!!! Okay, sorry, had to do that.

Well, okay, I think that's enough for here. Please feel free to e-mail me, stalk me, send me fish heads, etc. Monkey Ciao!!!

 

[mcdader]

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[lakritze]

Jessie

Why Jessie,You sound absolutely delightful.I would love to e-mail you on a regular basis.Big Bruin fan too.I grew up in Santa Monica.I would love to read some of your short stories and poems.I have gote the same problem it seems.I don't like to commit oo much to paper.I can't bare the thought of it being read before it's finished. Drop me a line babe at lakritze@literotica.org.Love to hear from you.

 

[charlien]

A joke for Jessie...

...to make her laugh:

Guy retires from the rat race in the city, buys a place in the woods in Vermont and becomes pretty much a hermit. Six months go by, then one day a knock on the door. He answers and the fellow says,"Hi, I'm your neighbor from across the valley. I'm having a party Saturday and wondered if you'd like to come."

The guy thinks for a minute, decides it's time to meet the neighbors and socialize a bit and replies, "Sure, that would be wonderful. It's time I became a part of the community if I'm going to live here. Thanks!"

Neighbor says, "Gotta warn you though, might be some drinkin' goin on?"

The guy thinks to himself, "I like a cocktail now and then", and replies, "That's no problem."

"Might be some fightin' too?

Once again the guy mulls this over to himself, "I can handle myself pretty well, besides I've talked my way out of many a situation." and replies, "I'll take my chances."

"Might be some sex too?"

The guy thinks, "I haven't gotten laid I over six months, maybe it's time?" and replies "Now that does sounds interesting, by the way, what should I wear?"

"I don't care, just gonna be the two of us!"

 

[Guest]

how anbout dating trojans?

 

[Jessie]

To Mr. Anonymous-

Well, like I said before, there are two types of Trojans. One good, and one that has no idea what their victory bell sounds like. So, unfortunately, I can't really give an answer to this question until I know which type of Trojan you're referring to. Sorry!

 

[DArtagnan2]

Jessie, I'm old enough to be your father, so talk or "more" are entirely up to you.

But you between your post and your profile, I find you utterly delectable. And I'd love to correspond, chat or just whatever puffs your skirt.

martinsnow@hotmail.com

Martin

 

[The_Masseur]

<Begins pelting Jessie with Lindt truffles>

Goofy enough?

Happy New Year!

 

[Sienna]

Hi Jessie................

Happy New Year.................

I'm going to bed now............have fun.........

 

[handjive]

Hey Jessee,

If you're still up and wanna play, Pm me. I love to play

 

[Kandi]

welcome

hey jessie,
you sound delicious, especially the chocolate covered part.
you might want to check out the sexual role play board. you
can get involved in interactive stories, or start your own. if
you're a fan of the movie 'chocolat', check out my new thread,
just getting started.

 

[Halx]

Wassup Jessie.

I am from So Cal and I love to talk/listen... and do more

Toss me a message if you'd like, I am always around and I got a nice car to zoom by in. *Wink* If you want I can be there in 30 min.