looking for slutty women

Ah, the slutty woman. A somewhat rare but prized variety. Perhaps one will grace us with her presence and delight us with a few lines. *begins pouring shots for courage*
 
What is perversion really?

ahhh Wikipedia, how do I love thee:

Perversion is a concept describing those types of human behavior that are perceived to be a serious deviation from what is considered to be orthodox or normal.

So I guess to know about my perversions, I need to measure your concept of normal. I mean, if getting fist fucked with nipple clamps on and a vibrating plug in my ass is your version of normal, then hell, I'm not perverted at all ;)

wave @ Rune ... aww baby, when there's sluttty, you're never far behind are ya :D
Less typing and more taking my ass Rune, make that your mantra.
 
I had some kiwi for lunch today, can I be an honorary citizen now?

Canada sure is a long way from New Zealand, and I don't think you're covered in my dialing plan *grin* so I best not get attached ;)
 
avvikande said:
wave @ Rune ... aww baby, when there's sluttty, you're never far behind are ya :D

I'd rather take your mantra advice to heart and come in behind you than behind slutty. Then if you're in the wanton frenzy take me now I need your cock sort of mood, I bang (rimshot) two birds with one stone.


avvikande said:
Less typing and more taking my ass Rune, make that your mantra.

Aww, now see, if I was the type to signature-ize (I sound like Gee Dubbya, I know) comments from sultry females to boost my ego and local standing, that'd totally be <SNIPPED!>. But I'll just have to settle for taping it to my monitor to instead.
 
RuneBlade said:
But I'll just have to settle for taping it to my monitor to instead.

I'll send ya a signed copy with some lipstick kisses if you provide me an address ... and ummm, I won't molest you, I sort of promise. Sort of, but not really.
 
I'll send ya a signed copy with some lipstick kisses if you provide me an address ... and ummm, I won't molest you, I sort of promise. Sort of, but not really.

Whew, because you know I wouldn't like it. At all.

All you have to do is tape it inside a pair of panties and I'm sold. See, wasn't that easy?
 
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