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Bookishleigh

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*****Updated 9-10-2016 - This is a parody thread. I am truly not looking for Jon Snow or anyone tall, dark, and handsome or anyone at all really. Read the post, have a laugh, comment if you like, but realize if you PM me thinking YOU fit any of this criteria, you are at risk for being ridiculed. Thanks and happy reading!****

Yes, I know right now it is summer and it's hot, but soon it will get cold...very, very cold. I'd like to find that special one before winter comes. You must like cold places, not be afraid of heights, and be able to come back to life more than once (if you know what I mean). I don't care if you don't get along with your family. I'll be all the family you need. It's okay if you know nothing. I'll be all the brains you need. Bonus points if you wear black. Are you my dream guy? Are you him?

http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEaMHVFvWpoJeh_2_b.jpg
 
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Wild_Honey_66 said:
Hahaha

This looks promising.
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SOMEONE on here is being a pain in my ass and thinks I need a boy toy, trying to vet out candidates for me. I told her I'd find my own. I just didn't say how "realistic" I'd be about it. :devil:
 
Fermina is quite the little wildling, but she has these walls put up... well one... but it's very big.
 
Fermina_Daza said:
Yes, I know right now it is summer and it's hot, but soon it will get cold...very, very cold. I'd like to find that special one before winter comes. You must like cold places, not be afraid of heights, and be able to come back to life more than once (if you know what I mean). I don't care if you don't get along with your family. I'll be all the family you need. It's okay if you know nothing. I'll be all the brains you need. Bonus points if you wear black. Are you my dream guy? Are you him?

http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEaMHVFvWpoJeh_2_b.jpg
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You and that dead guy!! Did he actually come back?

I hope you have toys coming out of every opening and try them all out before choosing! Keep a list. User feedback is important :)
 
RawHumor said:
Fermina is quite the little wildling, but she has these walls put up... well one... but it's very big.
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You know who didn't build it? Donald Trump. He wants to keep the white walkers in, not out.
 
Iceprincess12 said:
You and that dead guy!! Did he actually come back?

I hope you have toys coming out of every opening and try them all out before choosing! Keep a list. User feedback is important :)
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He's perfect for my emotionally dead state.

Now, are you satisfied???? :rose:
 
Fermina_Daza said:
Yes, I know right now it is summer and it's hot, but soon it will get cold...very, very cold. I'd like to find that special one before winter comes. You must like cold places, not be afraid of heights, and be able to come back to life more than once (if you know what I mean). I don't care if you don't get along with your family. I'll be all the family you need. It's okay if you know nothing. I'll be all the brains you need. Bonus points if you wear black. Are you my dream guy? Are you him?

http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEaMHVFvWpoJeh_2_b.jpg
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If I do get along with my family, can I bring them? And I have some stuff. My record collection of Polkas, my He-Man collector's set and lots of Matchbox. I'll let you play with the Matchbox but not He-man.
 
LinusRules said:
If I do get along with my family, can I bring them? And I have some stuff. My record collection of Polkas, my He-Man collector's set and lots of Matchbox. I'll let you play with the Matchbox but not He-man.
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You are not bringing the right type of toys to this game.
 
Fermina_Daza said:
You've inspired me to start a series of Personals now based solely on all my book crushes. :cool:
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If you clutter up the Personals with your flippant little parody ads, thereby making it harder than ever for me to find barely legal, subby cumdumpster sluts and cock-starved older women who'll pretend to be my mommy, so help me God, I will fucking end you!
 
Fermina_Daza said:
Yes, I know right now it is summer and it's hot, but soon it will get cold...very, very cold. I'd like to find that special one before winter comes. You must like cold places, not be afraid of heights, and be able to come back to life more than once (if you know what I mean). I don't care if you don't get along with your family. I'll be all the family you need. It's okay if you know nothing. I'll be all the brains you need. Bonus points if you wear black. Are you my dream guy? Are you him?

http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEaMHVFvWpoJeh_2_b.jpg
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Hmmm....I AM black. Does that count??? :D
 
CleverCowardice said:
If you clutter up the Personals with your flippant little parody ads, thereby making it harder than ever for me to find barely legal, subby cumdumpster sluts and cock-starved older women who'll pretend to be my mommy, so help me God, I will fucking end you!
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:heart:

Sir??????
 
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