Looking for lost LW story

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Looking for lost story, maybe LW - Husband comes home and finds thick wife in bed with his fat friend, friend jumps out of bed and assumes spread-legged Karate 'Horse Stance' so he kicks his friend so hard in the crotch his balls swell up and have to be removed. Friend loses all interest in sex and founds a religion based on sex-hating. Friend's wife Pearl comes to him and tells him she had plans for three children and she only has one, so he's robbed her of two kids, and she needs him to make it up to her, they drive off together. it was quite a light-hearted, jokey kind of story, definitely tongue in cheek, anyone know of it?

 

[PeytonMirabelle]

Sounds like...

Sounds like one of StangStar's. "Things My Mother Told Her," or something like that, maybe?

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

That's the one, thank you!!

 

[SunnyU2]

Sounds like one of StangStar's. "Things My Mother Told Her," or something like that, maybe?

I didn't like this one. Main character is a douchebag.