Looking for Eskimo Hermaphrodite playmate with herpes

[Jenny_Jackson]

I know... I know... I'm picky.. OK?

 

[123pickme3]

good luck sounds like a rare breed to me

 

[sexkit-teen]

I know... I know... I'm picky.. OK?

OMG I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself

 

[Dogwalker]

I know... I know... I'm picky.. OK?

Tried Harrod's?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

OMG I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself

Weird there aren't more Eskimos out there

 

[Dogwalker]

Weird there aren't more Eskimos out there

I blame the seal hunters.

 

[sexkit-teen]

Weird there aren't more Eskimos out there

well you know what they say....the good ones are either taken or not heraphrodites

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

well you know what they say....the good ones are either taken or not heraphrodites

Kinda sucks, don't it

 

[DirtyKitten]

well you know what they say....the good ones are either taken or not heraphrodites

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now that...Was funny.

 

[big jon]

I know... I know... I'm picky.. OK?

Iam the first three but Ive only got the clap not herpes sorry.

 

[DirtyKitten]

Iam the first three but Ive only got the clap not herpes sorry.

Is the clap a registered disease now??

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Iam the first three but Ive only got the clap not herpes sorry.

Hmmm... I guess you'll just have to keep trying then

 

[sexkit-teen]

Kinda sucks, don't it

Yeah it does....lmost makes you want to give up hope but then you start to ponder tat maybe that one perfect girl is out there....stroking her cock as he/she pops her herpe meds just waiting for the right girl that can appreciate what he/she brings to the table

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now that...Was funny.

 

[big jon]

Hmmm... I guess you'll just have to keep trying then

Anyone know where I can get the herpes, QUICKLY.
The seals here havent got it(I know that now).

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Yeah it does....lmost makes you want to give up hope but then you start to ponder tat maybe that one perfect girl is out there....stroking her cock as he/she pops her herpe meds just waiting for the right girl that can appreciate what he/she brings to the table

I know... The worst part is the guys who try and pass themselves off as real Hermaphrodites. It's just disgusting

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Anyone know where I can get the herpes, QUICKLY.
The seals here havent got it(I know that now).

Seals? Now that's nasty. You'd fuck your food. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

 

[big jon]

I know... The worst part is the guys who try and pass themselves off as real Hermaphrodites. It's just disgusting

I don't know what you mean.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Anyone know where I can get the herpes, QUICKLY.
The seals here havent got it(I know that now).

Get it in southpark.

I feel so useless to you. Though I know an eskimo, a hermaphrodite, and someone who has herpes. I could introduce you to all three.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm surprised no one has parodyed this thread yet?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm surprised no one has parodyed this thread yet?

Hiya, CT

 

[sexkit-teen]

Get it in southpark.

I feel so useless to you. Though I know an eskimo, a hermaphrodite, and someone who has herpes. I could introduce you to all three.

I think that wold be too combersome and downright confusing...I think Jeny would prefer an easy to carry....easy to store package

 

[DirtyKitten]

Jen, if you find he/she....Let me know.

DirtyKitten Productions would like first shot at filming the movie.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I think that wold be too combersome and downright confusing...I think Jeny would prefer an easy to carry....easy to store package

Yep.. that's right... a singer organism to use and throw away. You know me CT

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Jen, if you find he/she....Let me know.

DirtyKitten Productions would like first shot at filming the movie.

You bitch!!! Now you're doing Hermaphrodite porn. Where will it ever stop?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I think that wold be too combersome and downright confusing...I think Jeny would prefer an easy to carry....easy to store package

I suppose. Ok I'll see what I can do. I'm gonna need a good surgeon, 6 bottles of Russian prince vodka. And some uselessly melted or Holed condoms.

I'm a gonna take the Eskimo and the guy with herpes out for drinks Get them so plastered that they fuck, (And that'll be the hard part).

The drag that eskimo into the surgeons office for a boob job. Dunno what I'm gonna do about getting him a pussy though. Maybe I'll just tape on one of those Real flesh grip type ones. Not like JJ really needs it, Her cock doesn't work anyway.