looking for erotic email partners!

[seduction586]

Hi! I am looking for erotic email and pic exchange fun. My address is seduction586@yahoo.com Let's have some sexy fun together!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

See ... this is what I mean by my pet peeve of not knowing if the poster is male or female ..

Maybe if the poster is a male, there could be a penis icon next to their name. If the poster is a female, there could be a boobie icon next to their name. LMAO .. no seriously there must be some way to indicate the sex ... for "sexy fun" purposes only I mean. lol

 

[CreamyLady]

I, too, like to know the gender of my sexy fun partner.

I don't like surprises.

I can't see breasts as an icon, though. I've met several she-males with them. How about a nice, juicy pomegranate?

 

[Lasher]

Does anyone else think the phrase "pic exchange fun" should have the word "wacky" in front of it??

 

[Expertise]

Either "Wacky!" or "Zany!" .... one or the other.

 

[Jade]

I, too, like to know the gender of my sexy fun partner.

I don't like surprises.

CREAMY!!!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!

OMG! I am laughing so hard!!
Goodness I just love ya now!

 

[seduction586]

male age 28

I will use the thumbs up sign as a token for my penis. Hope this answers all questions!

 

[Expertise]

Is it a scale model? Or a token penis?

I cant help but think that thumb representing you "gear" is going to do a lot for some of these ladies.

Certainly not a tiny little thumb like that...

OK i'm being an ass, i'll cease and desist but I couldn't resist.

 

[Jade]

Is it a scale model? Or a token penis?

I cant help but think that thumb representing you "gear" is going to do a lot for some of these ladies.

Certainly not a tiny little thumb like that...

OK i'm being an ass, i'll cease and desist but I couldn't resist.

OH, how I wish I had thought of that first...

Expertise you are really getting good at this "Lasher" business!
LMAO

 

[seduction586]

just ask....

Yes, my penis is really the size of the icon!

 

[Patryn]

That would explain why this is an e-mail only thing then. I realize it's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean, but god damn there's a limit.

 

[Thumper]

Points...

Suppose he could measure it in pixels...

Damn glad I didn't send a pic of my wacky penis....name like seduction I was presuming Female...

But then again...women don't have to go fishing like that...

They don't have "poles" anyway..

 

[Jade]

Re: Points...

Damn glad I didn't send a pic of my wacky penis....name like seduction I was presuming Female...

Why not?

 

[Thumper]

Cause

Don't wanna send it to a guy!!!!EWWWWWWWWW!

 

[Siren]

HEY TOM THUMB

 

[Docgtvt]

seduction could have at least mentioned gender in his/her profile

 

[KillerMuffin]

KillerMuffin(o)(o) <--booby icon so ya'll know I'm a gurl

*sits and patiently waits for a pixel or two of Thumper's wacky penis now that he's knows for shore that I'm a gurl*

just kiddin

*checks her email...darn no wacky penis pics*

really, I'm just kidding about the pic thing

*durn it still no wacky penis pics*

no really, I am just kidding

*sighs in defeat then goes to Raulf's Lonely Engineers Page to see wacky penis pics enpixellated*

I really was just kidding

 

[Thumper]

Be careful what you wish...

and be careful what you ask for....

Ya just might get it!

Muahahahahahahahahahah...*snicker*

 

[KillerMuffin]

OMG THUMPER!!!! Never say YOU'RE on Raulf's Lonely Engineer Page!!!! Which hunk are you?!?!?!?!

 

[CreamyLady]

I just peeked in to see if any actual seduction had occurred. I'm amazed. Orgies have happened around here with less to work with.

Sigh.

Back to lurking.

 

[Thumper]

HUHHHHH?

OMG THUMPER!!!! Never say YOU'RE on Raulf's Lonely Engineer Page!!!! Which hunk are you?!?!?!?!

Who is Raulf??? Lonely Engineer?

Do I hafta pull a train or something???

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'll take that to mean that you aren't the third one from the left on the fifth row.... darn.