Looking for Cook to worship

[CumDownMyThroat]

Looking for Cock to worship

Enthusiastic gag-princess looking for cock to worship and choke down. Bonus if your hung, athletic, intelligent, rough, mean, shaven, and a heavy cummer.

 

[Lyricalli]

How about this cook?

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqIOKiIE3C5l1FMOBN)Stdrpjw~~_1.JPG

 

[djmbs]

Apply for Cook position

Is THIS the place where I apply for the advertised COOK position..??

My food creations are to be worshipped..!!

 

[Iceprincess12]

I can cook and bake! I want to know about the benefits package before I throw my hat in the ring.

 

[fletchx]

I just got an idea for a new show on the Food Network...

 

[islandjoe2]

Enthusiastic gag-princess looking for cock to worship and choke down. Bonus if your hung, athletic, intelligent, rough, mean, shaven, and a heavy cummer.

Well, I'm not a cook but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, so that's almost just as good, right?

I do meet most of the other qualifications, depending on perspective.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Who knew spelling counted so much on a porn site?

 

[Kinkenglish]

Who knew spelling counted so much on a porn site?

Jamie Oliver's in his element

 

[more_snow_plz]

This typo is just too funny . . .

 

[vanillyicecream]

Who knew spelling counted so much on a porn site?

On a literary porn site? You have to ask?

 

[Cal2015]

On a literary porn site? You have to ask?

Thank you.

And I'll go with Anthony Bourdain...

 

[Iceprincess12]

Thank you.

And I'll go with Anthony Bourdain...

Bourdain is brilliant. He could probably take any of her wanted ingredients, including "heavy cummer" and make it edible. I'm thinking it might turn into a specialty dish from Laos.

 

[Sugartitties]

I'll take a cook...heavy or light cummer.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Another vote for Anthony Bourdain here.

 

[kismet999]

This is just too 'F'ing funny for words. Wonder if CumDownMyThroat thinks it is as funny as everyone else. Hope so. Look what you created.

 

[LadyJS]

This is just too 'F'ing funny for words. Wonder if CumDownMyThroat thinks it is as funny as everyone else. Hope so. Look what you created.

I get the strange feeling that she's not going to post in here again.

 

[CumDownMyThroat]

The one time I post using my phone, autocorrect decides I'm looking for a cook, instead of cock. I do enjoy the ensuing amusement however

 

[BigNPheisty]

The one time I post using my phone, autocorrect decides I'm looking for a cook, instead of cock. I do enjoy the ensuing amusement however

It's the (very nice) thought that counts . . .

 

[Kinkenglish]

The one time I post using my phone, autocorrect decides I'm looking for a cook, instead of cock. I do enjoy the ensuing amusement however

And you took it in the way it was intended ...
And look on the bright side... There is probably a woman out there somewhere that was looking for culinary expertise but who got nothing but cock pics

 

[Jonny G]

How about this cook?

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqIOKiIE3C5l1FMOBN)Stdrpjw~~_1.JPG

Hellooooo children

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I get the strange feeling that she's not going to post in here again.

What's with the 87 pictures in your sig?

 

[islandjoe2]

I get the strange feeling that she's not going to post in here again.

The one time I post using my phone, autocorrect decides I'm looking for a cook, instead of cock. I do enjoy the ensuing amusement however

Way to be a good sport CDMT, the ability to take and give shit is essential to finding cooks and cocks here on Lit.

 

[fletchx]

I'll take a cook...heavy or light cummer.

Not to mention a good breakfast in the morning.

 

[amyforfun]

This gave me a good chuckle.....

I would volunteer my man, he has a great cock and can cook! LOL

 

[LadyJS]

The one time I post using my phone, autocorrect decides I'm looking for a cook, instead of cock. I do enjoy the ensuing amusement however

You proved me wrong, and I'm no fan of autocorrect myself.