NippleFreak
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I have a dream NSA playmate in mind. Exceptions to some criteria are fine; otherwise, a blow-up "love doll" would suffice. I do savor individuality and perfection is not a turn on... I can't imagine feeling secure in the presence of an absolutely perfect person!
Here is a description of my dream playmate:
Height: anything under 5'4" is fine.
Hair color: black or dark brown.
Body build - if you have a baby belly, then that's fine by me... My best friend and occasional playmate is a MILF with that proud badge of her status. If you have large rolls of fat that keep you from seeing your own toes when you stand up straight, then you're not for me.
Eye color: blue, green, black, or gray.
Breast size: C-cup or above.
Unshaved or slightly trimmed pubic hair.
No tattoos or piercings except that ear piercings are alright.
I go wild over perky nipples with light areolas that are at least 1 3/4 inches in diameter when unexcited and warm.
Hair length: the longer, the better.
Age: 35 and older.
Marital status: No preference.
Living situation: Looking for someone who can host.
Education: Prefer someone with a college education.
Employment: Just about anything other than professional internet hooker is fine.
Religion: Not really important as long as you believe in some higher power that made and looks after all creatures... and that guides us to be kind to one another.
Interests: SEX of course, reading, nature and science, camping, hiking.
Drugs: No use in the present. Past activity is okay.
Alcohol: I don't mind if you drink, but please don't be a lush.
Smoking: Not a problem for me if you do.
Must be free of STD's and concerned with keeping that way.
Sexual preferences: interested in plenty of intimate touching, kissing, hugging, mutual oral sex, and eyes-wide-open screaming-orgasm intercourse.
How do I fit (applicable) questions?
Height: 5'7".
Hair color: medium brown.
Body build: Hmmmmm. Looks like someone started tu UNbuild me!
Eye color: deep blue-green.
My pubic bush grows wild, but you may trim or shave it if you please.
I have no tattoos or piercings.
Hair length: Short.
Age: 55.
Marital status: living with platonic female roommate in cramped apartment.
Education: college plus School of Hard Knocks. Have black and blue marks to prove it!
Employment: data analyst.
Religion: belief in God,
Interests: SEX of course, camping, hiking, reading, nature, astronomy, electronics, computers.
Drugs: None.
Alcohol: No booze these days. My thinking is already fuzzy enough without allowing any "foreign substances" into the picture!
Smoking: I don't now but was once one of Phillip Morris' best customers!
I will supply condoms for any happy liaisons.
Sexual preferences: I'm willing to do anything to please you other than ass play and anal intercourse. Nothing pleases me like pleasing a partner.
If you have what I want, and if I have what you want, then I'd be delighted to hear from you.
Here is a description of my dream playmate:
Height: anything under 5'4" is fine.
Hair color: black or dark brown.
Body build - if you have a baby belly, then that's fine by me... My best friend and occasional playmate is a MILF with that proud badge of her status. If you have large rolls of fat that keep you from seeing your own toes when you stand up straight, then you're not for me.
Eye color: blue, green, black, or gray.
Breast size: C-cup or above.
Unshaved or slightly trimmed pubic hair.
No tattoos or piercings except that ear piercings are alright.
I go wild over perky nipples with light areolas that are at least 1 3/4 inches in diameter when unexcited and warm.
Hair length: the longer, the better.
Age: 35 and older.
Marital status: No preference.
Living situation: Looking for someone who can host.
Education: Prefer someone with a college education.
Employment: Just about anything other than professional internet hooker is fine.
Religion: Not really important as long as you believe in some higher power that made and looks after all creatures... and that guides us to be kind to one another.
Interests: SEX of course, reading, nature and science, camping, hiking.
Drugs: No use in the present. Past activity is okay.
Alcohol: I don't mind if you drink, but please don't be a lush.
Smoking: Not a problem for me if you do.
Must be free of STD's and concerned with keeping that way.
Sexual preferences: interested in plenty of intimate touching, kissing, hugging, mutual oral sex, and eyes-wide-open screaming-orgasm intercourse.
How do I fit (applicable) questions?
Height: 5'7".
Hair color: medium brown.
Body build: Hmmmmm. Looks like someone started tu UNbuild me!
Eye color: deep blue-green.
My pubic bush grows wild, but you may trim or shave it if you please.
I have no tattoos or piercings.
Hair length: Short.
Age: 55.
Marital status: living with platonic female roommate in cramped apartment.
Education: college plus School of Hard Knocks. Have black and blue marks to prove it!
Employment: data analyst.
Religion: belief in God,
Interests: SEX of course, camping, hiking, reading, nature, astronomy, electronics, computers.
Drugs: None.
Alcohol: No booze these days. My thinking is already fuzzy enough without allowing any "foreign substances" into the picture!
Smoking: I don't now but was once one of Phillip Morris' best customers!
I will supply condoms for any happy liaisons.
Sexual preferences: I'm willing to do anything to please you other than ass play and anal intercourse. Nothing pleases me like pleasing a partner.
If you have what I want, and if I have what you want, then I'd be delighted to hear from you.
