Brave Maximus
Returned White Knight
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I posted this exact same ad a little while ago.
What happened next was beyond anything I have ever experienced on lit in my entire time on here (and I occasionally post political threads in GD!!!).
I'm going to try it again, this time with a caveat at the end. Hopefully things are a lot better this time.
I'm looking for something specific. I'm always open to meeting new people and making friends... but this ad is for something specific (or... about as specific as I can get - which isn't very).
I'm looking for a girl.
Someone to talk with, play with, be silly with and spend time with. Someone I can be sensual and sexual with, but who will also talk to me about her day or thoughts or ideas or hopes and fears. Someone who is a bit submissive at times, but can give back, who can stand with me and can show me what she wants. Someone who doesn't mind me being dominant.
I'm looking for someone 26 or under.
I don't care about height. But, I wouldn't mind someone skinnier (girls with curves are awesome... but.... right now... this is what I'd like). Breast size doesn't matter either, though if I'm being honest, I would love someone with either tiny breasts or huge...
I'd like someone who will watch a horror movie, even if they bury themselves in my arm for most of it. Someone who can stand me geeking out, and who doesn't mind the occasional Disney flic.
Someone who keeps up with world events, can talk intelligently about politics, social issues, food or why the sky is blue would be amazing.
And just make it truly impossible... an asian or south asian girl would be awesome (but ethnicity doesn't really matter, just seeing if I can find someone....)
So... that's asking a lot....
What do you get in return?
I'm 6'10" and in decent shape. I have black hair which I shave and a trim black goatee. My eyes are dark blue with gold halo's around the pupil. I am also very broad in the shoulders - taking up most door frames with ease. Pretty much every part of me is huge... take that as you will.
I love to talk. I love to talk about movies, music, religion, politics, games, geeky things, anime or just normal things like going out wandering around downtown.
I am an amazing cook - and it's something I really enjoy doing. I love the challenge of trying a new recipes.
So... let's see if I get a response or two....
Ok, I can't believe I'm going to say this:
First and foremost... if you don't like what I wrote...please just ignore it? I am thankful for bumps, people saying hi, good luck or whatever. But, if you feel the need to critisize, chastize or otherwise complain because I've put a few specifics in - I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you don't like it. But... there's no need to turn this into something it's not. If nothing comes from this ad, I'm ok with it.
Second... and this is really important. Please actually read the ad. If you misread it, or assume things that I didn't put in... again, I'm sorry... but that's not me... it's what some people have decided to add in.
I hate that I have to put this in.... but... wow....
What happened next was beyond anything I have ever experienced on lit in my entire time on here (and I occasionally post political threads in GD!!!).
I'm going to try it again, this time with a caveat at the end. Hopefully things are a lot better this time.
I'm looking for something specific. I'm always open to meeting new people and making friends... but this ad is for something specific (or... about as specific as I can get - which isn't very).
I'm looking for a girl.
Someone to talk with, play with, be silly with and spend time with. Someone I can be sensual and sexual with, but who will also talk to me about her day or thoughts or ideas or hopes and fears. Someone who is a bit submissive at times, but can give back, who can stand with me and can show me what she wants. Someone who doesn't mind me being dominant.
I'm looking for someone 26 or under.
I don't care about height. But, I wouldn't mind someone skinnier (girls with curves are awesome... but.... right now... this is what I'd like). Breast size doesn't matter either, though if I'm being honest, I would love someone with either tiny breasts or huge...
I'd like someone who will watch a horror movie, even if they bury themselves in my arm for most of it. Someone who can stand me geeking out, and who doesn't mind the occasional Disney flic.
Someone who keeps up with world events, can talk intelligently about politics, social issues, food or why the sky is blue would be amazing.
And just make it truly impossible... an asian or south asian girl would be awesome (but ethnicity doesn't really matter, just seeing if I can find someone....)
So... that's asking a lot....
What do you get in return?
I'm 6'10" and in decent shape. I have black hair which I shave and a trim black goatee. My eyes are dark blue with gold halo's around the pupil. I am also very broad in the shoulders - taking up most door frames with ease. Pretty much every part of me is huge... take that as you will.
I love to talk. I love to talk about movies, music, religion, politics, games, geeky things, anime or just normal things like going out wandering around downtown.
I am an amazing cook - and it's something I really enjoy doing. I love the challenge of trying a new recipes.
So... let's see if I get a response or two....
Ok, I can't believe I'm going to say this:
First and foremost... if you don't like what I wrote...please just ignore it? I am thankful for bumps, people saying hi, good luck or whatever. But, if you feel the need to critisize, chastize or otherwise complain because I've put a few specifics in - I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you don't like it. But... there's no need to turn this into something it's not. If nothing comes from this ad, I'm ok with it.
Second... and this is really important. Please actually read the ad. If you misread it, or assume things that I didn't put in... again, I'm sorry... but that's not me... it's what some people have decided to add in.
I hate that I have to put this in.... but... wow....
