looking for an artest

[SGTBIGDOG420]

looking for an artist

Hey I'm trying to find somone who can create a picture just from words. i'm trying to design a full back tattoo and cant find any one I know who has the talent to do this any help would be appriciated. thanks

 

[Angel]

Well, I'm an artist. I don't know where you can find an artest though.

 

[Mensa]

just asking?

Well, I'm an artist. I don't know where you can find an artest though.

Don't you have to take an artest before you can become an artist?

 

[Angel]

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

damn I didnt know spelling counted that much. but hell I cant spell most of the time, please forgive me and help a man out any way? angel do you think you can make my dream come true and draw my tat?


heres what I'm looking for:
on the left side is a mountain from about half way to the top of my back, with a stream coming off the top in waterfall fashion to a lake which will be the entire botom half containing some wild fantasy fish and at least one octipuss and a seahorse. in front of the mountain is an indian(native american) girl blowing dust from her hand with a unicorn forming from the dust, a couple more unicorns running in the sky and one running up the mountain. and a full moon on the right side with a group on the shorline.


this is my idea i hope you or someone can help me out.
thanks

 

[beckbabe]

Here is your art test:

Who painted the Mona Lisa?

Who painted Whistler's Mother?

Describe "kitsch" in 2 or more paragraphs.

Remember children, spelling counts!

 

[Angel]

damn I didnt know spelling counted that much. but hell I cant spell most of the time, please forgive me and help a man out any way? angel do you think you can make my dream come true and draw my tat?


heres what I'm looking for:
on the left side is a mountain from about half way to the top of my back, with a stream coming off the top in waterfall fashion to a lake which will be the entire botom half containing some wild fantasy fish and at least one octipuss and a seahorse. in front of the mountain is an indian(native american) girl blowing dust from her hand with a unicorn forming from the dust, a couple more unicorns running in the sky and one running up the mountain. and a full moon on the right side with a group on the shorline.


this is my idea i hope you or someone can help me out.
thanks

Good lord, do you have any idea of the time it will take to tattoo that onto your back, not to mention the COST? Is this your first tattoo? If so, I don't reccomend this sort of work for your first inking.

 

[Guru]

 

[Angel]

Yes, after Guru pays me my pimp dues

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sounds painful to me. Have you checked the local tat parlors? They may know a good artist who can render that for you for a minimal fee.

A word of caution. Getting a tattoo done across your spine can cause bad things to happen. Like epilepsy. For the rest of your life. So if you've got something of a brain you'll keep as little tattoo on your spine as possible and keep it off of the upper spine particularly. Trust me, seizures are not fun.

 

[Mensa]

Do I pass?

Here is your art test:

Who painted the Mona Lisa?
___________________
Leonardo Da Vinci
___________________

Who painted Whistler's Mother?
____________________________
James Abbott McNeill Whistler
____________________________
Describe "kitsch" in 2 or more paragraphs.
______________________________________________
Adolf Hitler and the Nazis loved it. Need I say more?
______________________________________________
Remember children, spelling counts!

 

[cymbidia]

Beck?

I don't like the colors Mensa used in his Art Test.
Ugly and depressing.
How about you make him stay after school and clean the art room - naked.

 

[Siren]

I once knew an Art Est.....

 

[R Nitelight]

You mean Ron Artest, the basketball player?

 

[beckbabe]

Beck?

I don't like the colors Mensa used in his Art Test.
Ugly and depressing.
How about you make him stay after school and clean the art room - naked.

Tell me about it! He did pick up on my little spelling joke though, and that's got to be worth something. He can just get nakee and skip the cleaning.

 

[Mensa]

I protest

If I had to get naked with you two around, the next art test question would be:
Who painted Mensa in the nude? (and didn't use a canvas?)

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

Yes I know it will be painfull as hell and expensive I've spoken to several people around where I live and cant find any one who can take my words and create a picture. at best I figure I'm looking at $5,000 and at least 300 hrs of work but its all what your willing to put up with for the art. but thank you for the advice espicially about the spine.