Looking for a sugar mummy

[Retrieval]

28 year old white male. Blonde hair, blue eyes, athletic build.

I'm looking for an older woman that will buy me expensive gifts and generally keep me in a lavish lifestyle.

If you're married, that is fine. Hubby can watch while I allow you to suck my toes.

I also want sexual access to other female members of your family.

 

[Retrieval]

Where's my Rolex?

 

[LadyAria]

Where's my Rolex?

Why would a kept man need to know the time?

 

[Retrieval]

Why would a kept man need to know the time?

People don't buy a Rolex to find out the time anymore than people buy a Ferrari to get from A to B.

 

[LadyAria]

People don't buy a Rolex to find out the time anymore than people buy a Ferrari to get from A to B.

In that case, why not ask for a Patek Phillipe?

 

[Retrieval]

In that case, why not ask for a Patek Phillipe?

Stop being awkward and just buy me a God damned Rolex!