Looking for a nice girl with some kink on the side

[Yasuo_]

I'm a man in my later 20s looking for a woman who is nice with a little bit of kinky. I'm looking for a girl who can keep up in the intelligence department but isn't afraid to get a little silly. I want a woman who can just talk on the phone for hours and be a good friend. I like well-spoken women. I like women who speak their mind, aren't afraid to tell me when I'm wrong, and have confidence in themselves.

If you fit the description, reply below or send me a PM.

 

[Wordsworth]

I'm a man in my later 20s looking for a woman who is nice with a little bit of kinky. I'm looking for a girl who can keep up in the intelligence department but isn't afraid to get a little silly. I want a woman who can just talk on the phone for hours and be a good friend. I like well-spoken women. I like women who speak their mind, aren't afraid to tell me when I'm wrong, and have confidence in themselves.

If you fit the description, reply below or send me a PM.

You left off assessing grammar and insulting random posters as a high priority for you.

 

[Yasuo_]

You left off assessing grammar and insulting random posters as a high priority for you.

Oh sorry, I guess being literate wasn't implied in my original post.

 

[Wordsworth]

Oh sorry, I guess being literate wasn't implied in my unoriginal post.

No, it wasn't.

By the way, Mr. "Literate" your ad scores as follows:

Enter text below to check Readable Score & Grade Level
Readable Score: 61 (The higher the score the easier the article is to read!)
Grade Level: 6

You are more literate than a 5th grader! Congratulations.

Well, at least according to Flesch Kincaid. Coleman Liau is not as approving:

Approximate representation of the U.S. grade level needed to comprehend the text :
Coleman Liau index : 4.70
Flesch Kincaid Grade level : 6.25
ARI (Automated Readability Index) : 5.23
SMOG : 8.00
Flesch Reading Ease : 82.00
List of sentences which we suggest you should consider to rewrite to improve readability of the text :
Looking for a nice girl with some kink on the side I'm a man in my later 20s looking for a woman who is nice with a little bit of kinky.
I'm looking for a girl who can keep up in the intelligence department but isn't afraid to get a little silly.

You still have not elucidated us as to why you felt the need to say this:

What you seek is within the pages of a second grade vocabulary book

...to a poster, that as far as I can discern, you had never crossed paths with before?

 

[SassySheDevil]

You still have not elucidated us as to why you felt the need to say this:



...to a poster, that as far as I can discern, you had never crossed paths with before?

I'm confused. Aren't you kind of doing the same thing?
Women everywhere are now jealous of the hard on you have for yasuo

 

[Wordsworth]

I'm confused. Aren't you kind of doing the same thing?
Women everywhere are now jealous of the hard on you have for yasuo

Of course. As I told him: I am all for being an asshole to assholes. Like him.

Did you happen to see the lack of context when he decided to be an asshole to that poster?

He is, apparently, one of those people that thinks calling other people dumb makes one look smarter. In the 'asshat' thread he was whining that (fictional) women pm him for chat but he can't be bothered with their inadequate entreaties.

 

[Yasuo_]

Damn I wake up with a headache to my thread full of butthurt from one overly sensitive man. Would it make you feel better if I personally apologized to a poster who could not spell the word "horny"? Jeez...

It's 1am, I have a headache, and now I have a 60+ year old man with a crush on me. Great.

Sassy. <3 Thank you for trying.

 

[YoungToy]

Of course. As I told him: I am all for being an asshole to assholes. Like him.

An asshole? Yeah, he definitely plays Yasuo

 

[Yasuo_]

An asshole? Yeah, he definitely plays Yasuo

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! That made me laugh! =P

I'm not gonna lie man, I can only dream of playing Yasuo well. I main Warwick jungle, Jinx ADC, Soraka Supp.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Of course. As I told him: I am all for being an asshole to assholes. Like him.

Did you happen to see the lack of context when he decided to be an asshole to that poster?

He is, apparently, one of those people that thinks calling other people dumb makes one look smarter. In the 'asshat' thread he was whining that (fictional) women pm him for chat but he can't be bothered with their inadequate entreaties.

I can't say that I did follow him around stalking his posts, but apparently you did. I still do not see much difference in the behaviors. You are just finding a reason to justify yours.

Carry on. Who am I to ruin good foreplay.

 

[Yasuo_]

I can't say that I did follow him around stalking his posts, but apparently you did. I still do not see much difference in the behaviors. You are just finding a reason to justify yours.

Carry on. Who am I to ruin good foreplay.

Woah hey now, where do you think you're going? I need to keep you around just in case Master-Bater comes back. =P

 

[Yasuo_]

Bumping the thread. May have to create another one. Hopefully I won't be continuously stalked by a 63-year-old man.

 

[Yasuo_]

Bump.

 

[Yasuo_]

Bump.

 

[L0tus]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! That made me laugh! =P

I'm not gonna lie man, I can only dream of playing Yasuo well. I main Warwick jungle, Jinx ADC, Soraka Supp.

Not only are you an ass but apparently you are also cancerous. Soraka supp uggggghhhh....>___>