I am doing this purely on a lark, because my guess is it won't turn up too many prospects (or any really), but screw it... I'm willing to take a chance at this point. What do I have to lose, right?
I've been around Lit for a number of years, and I've been fortunate enough to actually meet several people from the site in real life. None of them do I regret, but some were more positive than others. However, because of the nature of the site, they were more of a sexual hookup/friends with benefits/one-time kind of thing, although not all translated into sex.
All well and good for scratching a particular itch, but I don't want that. I am actually looking for *gasp*... yes... a relationship. Why the hell am I on Lit looking for a relationship? Why not? I've tried many of the "traditional" dating sites and other avenues and they've been lackluster at best. I've actually met more interesting people on Lit, so I figured I would try to find the impossible.
ABOUT ME: I'm a 38-yr old BBW (about a size 28), so if fat chicks aren't your thing, please move on to the next thread! I'm 5'4" and I've got auburn hair (courtesy of my stylist) and big brown eyes. I'm intelligent, independent, kind, honest, and I have a good sense of humor and love to laugh. I have a good job and my own home, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me financially. I'm sarcastic, profane and perverted, but I am also very tender hearted, romantic and sweet. If you happen to be the one I am devoted to and love, you won't regret it. Trust me. And yes, I love sex, why else would I be on this site? I'm pretty open minded, though of course I do have my limits. I won't go into them here; that's a conversation best left for later.
In short: I have a hell of a lot to offer.
My problem is usually one of two things:
A. Men who can't see past the fact I'm not a size 4.
B. Men who have no problem with my size, but they're married or otherwise attached.
So that brings us to YOU...
ABOUT YOU: You are a single white male (or there are divorce papers sitting on your table waiting for a signature), preferably between 30-50, but I can be flexible on the age. I tend to be more attracted to older men and more leery the younger they get (sorry guys, there's a maturity factor there). But I understand it's more about the person, so if you're a VERY mature younger guy, it may work. You're very intelligent, witty, funny, romantic, kind, affectionate, HONEST (that's a big one) and generally just laid back and easy going. I hate drama and bullshit, so I don't deal with that very well. You have a steady job and you're self-sufficient and independent. I can support myself and I expect you can as well.
You're also somewhere near the metro Atlanta area! (let's say within a 2-3 hr radius) I can't do the long distance thing again; I prefer to meet you sooner rather than later and get some face time, and that's hard when you're hundreds of miles away. I do prefer to get to know you some online before hand, just to see if it's worth meeting, and to see if we "click."
I could go on and on, but quite frankly if you've read this far I would be truly astounded! If you have gotten this far and care to drop me a PM, please make it worth reading. A simple, "Hi, how are you?" isn't really going to catch my attention or get a response. Tell me why you're interested, assuming you are.
I've been around Lit for a number of years, and I've been fortunate enough to actually meet several people from the site in real life. None of them do I regret, but some were more positive than others. However, because of the nature of the site, they were more of a sexual hookup/friends with benefits/one-time kind of thing, although not all translated into sex.
All well and good for scratching a particular itch, but I don't want that. I am actually looking for *gasp*... yes... a relationship. Why the hell am I on Lit looking for a relationship? Why not? I've tried many of the "traditional" dating sites and other avenues and they've been lackluster at best. I've actually met more interesting people on Lit, so I figured I would try to find the impossible.
ABOUT ME: I'm a 38-yr old BBW (about a size 28), so if fat chicks aren't your thing, please move on to the next thread! I'm 5'4" and I've got auburn hair (courtesy of my stylist) and big brown eyes. I'm intelligent, independent, kind, honest, and I have a good sense of humor and love to laugh. I have a good job and my own home, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me financially. I'm sarcastic, profane and perverted, but I am also very tender hearted, romantic and sweet. If you happen to be the one I am devoted to and love, you won't regret it. Trust me. And yes, I love sex, why else would I be on this site? I'm pretty open minded, though of course I do have my limits. I won't go into them here; that's a conversation best left for later.
In short: I have a hell of a lot to offer.
My problem is usually one of two things:A. Men who can't see past the fact I'm not a size 4.
B. Men who have no problem with my size, but they're married or otherwise attached.
So that brings us to YOU...
ABOUT YOU: You are a single white male (or there are divorce papers sitting on your table waiting for a signature), preferably between 30-50, but I can be flexible on the age. I tend to be more attracted to older men and more leery the younger they get (sorry guys, there's a maturity factor there). But I understand it's more about the person, so if you're a VERY mature younger guy, it may work. You're very intelligent, witty, funny, romantic, kind, affectionate, HONEST (that's a big one) and generally just laid back and easy going. I hate drama and bullshit, so I don't deal with that very well. You have a steady job and you're self-sufficient and independent. I can support myself and I expect you can as well.
You're also somewhere near the metro Atlanta area! (let's say within a 2-3 hr radius) I can't do the long distance thing again; I prefer to meet you sooner rather than later and get some face time, and that's hard when you're hundreds of miles away. I do prefer to get to know you some online before hand, just to see if it's worth meeting, and to see if we "click."
I could go on and on, but quite frankly if you've read this far I would be truly astounded! If you have gotten this far and care to drop me a PM, please make it worth reading. A simple, "Hi, how are you?" isn't really going to catch my attention or get a response. Tell me why you're interested, assuming you are.
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