looking for a hard-to-find unicorn woman

glBock

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Why in the world are you so hard to find; a unicorn woman who can resonate with me?

I consider my desires relatively mundane, regarding how I'd like you to tick, but in today's environment, women like you are becoming ever more rare. And my worst predicament: women like you do not often peruse the Lit Personal ads. Should you have decided to do that anyway today, I'd consider myself very lucky. Now all I have to do is hold your attention.

So I won't write a long ad, very unlike my usual habit. I just ask you to look at my signature post. I have packed everything into it that I consider really significant, regarding you, but more importantly regarding the type of relationship I seek with you.

I ask you to look all that over for agreements with your own desires and needs. Should you find only a few, then sending me a PM might not make much sense, unless you are adventurous and full of curiosity. But should you discover a lot of similarities between the way you look at relationships, and my own views, and should you feel you might like to try getting involved with me, or better: checking out the potential of that, then I ask you to send me a PM.

I would certainly feel elated, if I have been able to arouse your interest.
 
bumping my ad

While I bump my ad today, I like to add two requests to it.

#1: jokers and pranksters, I suggest you stop responding; I am no longer as gullible as I was a few days ago.

#2 (and this is a far more subtle request; I realize that): before you send off a response PM in my direction, please ask yourself very seriously, where you stand on the question of empathy vs. self-"centered"ness. If you possess very little of the former, and focus too much on the latter, I would rather not receive a PM from you.

Thank you.
 
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