Looking For A few Good Readers

[madam_noe]

Hello everyone! I hope you're all doing well.

I'm a fairly active writer on Literotica (on a slight break at the moment until end of April due to my day job) and a published author, both self published and published via Red Sage.

Do you enjoy reading novel-length erotica, erotic romance, and books that are not solely erotic, but do contain a few scenes that are very sexually graphic? Are you supportive of the world of writers, being a writer, editor, or strongly critical reader? If so, I think we might be able to help one another out.

I have 5 books currently out, and they sell well but get no feedback. If you're open to it and have some spare time, I would be very happy to give you a copy of any of these books for free in any format you want (any eBook format, PDF, or anything else!). In exchange all I ask is you leave honest feedback on Amazon.

You can view the books with summaries, covers, and excerpts on my website (mobile friendly). Then you can either message me on here, email me via the website, or directly email noramquick@gmail.com.

There's no time limit and I really appreciate. I hope any and all takers will enjoy my work. If you're hesitant you can check out my stories here on Lit, they're very similar (just not as well edited).

If this doesn't interest you, thanks for reading anyway, and no matter what I hope everyone is having a great day. Also, if anyone wants to do a trade (as in send me your book for an honest review) I am MORE than happy to do so as I am ALWAYS looking for a good read.

Thanks!

 

[Iceprincess12]

I am a reader and i do give honest, if somewhat critical, feedback. I won't critique grammar or spelling unless it's unreadable, but mainly flow, character development, things like that. What heading would your books fall under?

 

[madam_noe]

Well, if you follow the link there are many details.

There is (in short):

The Dryad: an erotic fantasy/sci-fi novella that was edited by an outside editor.
Hidden Magic: erotic romance novel edited & published by Red Sage
Marly Jackson 2: The Violin Case: a mystery novel with some sparse erotic content (edited by an outside editor)
Wolf Tales Volume I: Erotic romance fantasy/sci-fi, it's a collection of 6 stories
Marly Jackson 1: Case of the Missing Millionaire: a mystery novel with some sparse erotic content (edited by an outside editor)

The link I posted goes directly to my website's "Books" page which has thorough descriptions and samples of the first 1-3 chapters of each work.

Thanks!

 

[Iceprincess12]

I just meant general headings, gay, incest, bdsm, in case it's not my kind of story. I have an ipad but think I can get the kindle app. I wouldn't mind reading some of them and providing feedback.

 

[madam_noe]

Almost all are MF, adult, erotic couplings (no incest). There are some very, very light BDSM tones to it (mental domination/power exchange).

Please feel free to drop me an email, let me know which ones you're up for, and whichever format you'd like (I can do any).

Thank you so much!

 

[Queersetti]

Looking For A Few Easy Marks

Hello everyone! I hope you're all doing well.

I'm a fairly active spammer on Literotica (on a slight break at the moment until end of April due to my probation hearings) and a published spammer, both self spammed and published via Red Spam.

Do you enjoy reading novel-length spam, erotic spam, and books that are not solely erotic, but do contain a few scenes that are very sexually graphic, although, yeah, mostly just spam? Are you supportive of the world of spammers, being a spammer, spameditor, or strongly gullible reader? If so, I think we might be able to help one another out.

I have 5 spams currently out, and they spam well but get no feedback. If you're open to it and have some spare time, I would be very happy to give you a copy of any of this spam for free in any format you want (any eBook format, PDF, or any other corruptible format). In exchange all I ask is you leave honest feedback on Amazon (not on any law enforcement sites, please).

You can view the spam with summaries, covers, and excerpts on my website (mobile friendly). Then you can either message me on here, email me via the website, or directly email noramquick@gmail.com.

There's no time limit and I really appreciate. I hope any and all takers will enjoy my work. If you're hesitant you can check out my spam here on Lit, they're very similar (just not as well edited).

If this doesn't interest you, thanks for reading anyway, and no matter what I hope everyone is having a great day. Also, if anyone wants to do a trade (as in send me your personal information, including dob and social security number, for an honest review) I am MORE than happy to do so as I am ALWAYS looking for an easy mark.

Thanks!

 

[Sinny]

Queersetti ftw.

Seriously, OP. Why is this not posted in the editing or AH forum? This reads like you want to sell some books, total self advertising, which really isn't appreciated on a forum that denounces spam in its tagline.

You've been a member here for years, so clearly you know this.

 

[lovetoread]

Unless there are some were m/m/m/m/m/f couplings going on, then its not to my taste.

 

[Sinny]

Unless there are some were m/m/m/m/m/f couplings going on, then its not to my taste.

Wait, don't you mean m/m/mwerecreature/m/m/mwerecreature/you?

 

[lovetoread]

Wait, don't you mean m/m/mwerecreature/m/m/mwerecreature/you?

You totally get me.

 

[Sinny]

You totally get me.

You know I fucking do.

Also, wtf is up with spammy assholes lately?

 

[Sinny]

Hello everyone! I hope you're all doing well.

I'm a fairly active writer on Literotica (on a slight break at the moment until end of April due to my day job) and a published author, both self published and published via Red Sage.

Do you enjoy reading novel-length erotica, erotic romance, and books that are not solely erotic, but do contain a few scenes that are very sexually graphic? Are you supportive of the world of writers, being a writer, editor, or strongly critical reader? If so, I think we might be able to help one another out.

I have 5 books currently out, and they sell well but get no feedback. If you're open to it and have some spare time, I would be very happy to give you a copy of any of these books for free in any format you want (any eBook format, PDF, or anything else!). In exchange all I ask is you leave honest feedback on Amazon.

You can view the books with summaries, covers, and excerpts on my website (mobile friendly). Then you can either message me on here, email me via the website, or directly email noramquick@gmail.com.

There's no time limit and I really appreciate. I hope any and all takers will enjoy my work. If you're hesitant you can check out my stories here on Lit, they're very similar (just not as well edited).

If this doesn't interest you, thanks for reading anyway, and no matter what I hope everyone is having a great day. Also, if anyone wants to do a trade (as in send me your book for an honest review) I am MORE than happy to do so as I am ALWAYS looking for a good read.

Thanks!

Look, you asshole, you already have spammed the GB in the same way with a thread last year. You know this belongs in AH, or not at all, yet you keep coming back. Do your links lead to malware?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1075875

 

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[lovetoread]

You know I fucking do.

Also, wtf is up with spammy assholes lately?

Its troll spawning time again.

They will be everywhere till at least the fall or first freeze.

 

[Comshaw]

Look, you asshole, you already have spammed the GB in the same way with a thread last year. You know this belongs in AH, or not at all, yet you keep coming back. Do your links lead to malware?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1075875

I will remember to make sure Sinny is absent from this place when I finally start to promote my forth coming book here. When I finally write it, it should be great. After all it's been in the planning stages for 25 years now. But I digress. Note to writing journal: avoid Sinny when spamming.



Comshaw

 

[AllyRose]

http://www.graphemes.com/library/08spam_11-T90J.jpg​

 

[Iceprincess12]

I was able to dl a sample of wolf tales, but it's hard to read. I am not sure that you want me to review it. When I stop reading because I am confused about who is speaking and placement of characters, it's not a good sign. I had to backtrack a few times and I have only read a few pages. If you want to post in the stort feedback section, I wouldn't mind reviewing it. It does need some work though.

 

[madam_noe]

*slow clap*

Thanks to all the trolls!

Since I was asked to post this in the general board and NOT the AH, I knew a few window-licking mouth-breathers would be here.

I'm not trying to sell books here, I am actually trying to find good reviewers that have a working knowledge of erotica. In part to work out technical issues, and yes, to market the books on the seller websites.

So glad that even if this didn't interest you, you felt you had to comment! It's nice to notice I command that much attention.

Lastly, to Ice Princess, did you DL the Smashwords version? I've been hearing that it has some issues. What format from Smashwords did you get? Not sure why there would be issues over who is speaking, since the sample pretty much has only 3 conversations in it, all clearly marked, mostly its narrative. I've checked the PDF and mobi versions and they seemed okay, but I am not sure about others, please let me know, thanks!

To the other trolls, I guess having, what, 3 threads a year makes me, an award-winning author on here a spammer? If so, then I'll wear the title with pride. Please, continue trolling, if it makes you happy, who am I to stop you?

 

[Sinny]

*slow clap*

Thanks to all the trolls!

Since I was asked to post this in the general board and NOT the AH, I knew a few window-licking mouth-breathers would be here.

I'm not trying to sell books here, I am actually trying to find good reviewers that have a working knowledge of erotica. In part to work out technical issues, and yes, to market the books on the seller websites.

So glad that even if this didn't interest you, you felt you had to comment! It's nice to notice I command that much attention.

Lastly, to Ice Princess, did you DL the Smashwords version? I've been hearing that it has some issues. What format from Smashwords did you get? Not sure why there would be issues over who is speaking, since the sample pretty much has only 3 conversations in it, all clearly marked, mostly its narrative. I've checked the PDF and mobi versions and they seemed okay, but I am not sure about others, please let me know, thanks!

To the other trolls, I guess having, what, 3 threads a year makes me, an award-winning author on here a spammer? If so, then I'll wear the title with pride. Please, continue trolling, if it makes you happy, who am I to stop you?

Yes, it does. It also makes you appear to be a douche canoe who doesn't have a basic understanding of how communities work, online or probably otherwise. Would you walk into the city hall of a community to which you've just moved and demand the arts department turn on your water and lights and then get angry when they inform you their department has nothing to do with that and you need to go down the hall? Do you stand there and call them trolls after they repeatedly tell you they can't turn on your water and lights? I am betting you do. Because you don't seem to listen to anyone who tells you you're in the wrong place with the wrong words with the wrong attitude. But, I guess community tradition just does not apply to you. So hehehe!



Asshat.

 

[madam_noe]

Sinny *sighs*

I was directed here, to the General Board, for this request AFTER trying to post in other forums.

So your metaphor isn't quite right. I was polite in my first post, asked those who did not have interest to just go along, but yeah, the Internet doesn't work that way, because people feel free to be assholes when its anonymous.

So have fun with that. Doesn't impact my life much, let's all consider this thread closed, and in fact I shall not tread into the General board again, the only place that seems to contain mostly window-licking knuckle-draggers, and not actual erotica readers.

 

[marshalt]

I was directed here, to the General Board, for this request AFTER trying to post in other forums.

They were pretty much telling you to fuck off. No one ever stops and thinks, "Hey, I'll go ask the GB! That's a great idea!"

Sorry for your time being wasted.

 

[JohnnySavage]

These threads always make me smile.

Some douche-nozzle posts a thread asking for something, or trying to be clever. They don't get the feedback their ego craves, then start calling the entire community names.

Those grapes were probably sour anyway!!!

 

[Disgustipated]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ffj8SHrbk0

 

[Pookie]

Sinny *sighs*

I was directed here, to the General Board, for this request AFTER trying to post in other forums.

So your metaphor isn't quite right. I was polite in my first post, asked those who did not have interest to just go along, but yeah, the Internet doesn't work that way, because people feel free to be assholes when its anonymous.

So have fun with that. Doesn't impact my life much, let's all consider this thread closed, and in fact I shall not tread into the General board again, the only place that seems to contain mostly window-licking knuckle-draggers, and not actual erotica readers.

Specifically who directed you to the GeeBee?