Looking for a female playmate

[CaptJRackham]

MUST have skype or kik.

If you are are a genuine woman with a detailed profile - one that does not have N/A - and with at least a few posts, then read on.

In the interest of everyone's time, let's start with what I'm NOT interested in: leaving marks, scars, scat play, piss, anything to do with animals, children, incest, or anything else that is illegal. Also, I'm not looking for an online girlfriend or a romantic interest, but rather someone to chat and play with. As such, the interaction will remain strictly online. Now that I've got that out of the way....

Preferably, you are between the ages of 20 to 35, have an hourglass figure, is physically fit (under 130lbs), enjoys being gawked at, loves to fuck, thrives on getting used and being told what to do. In addition, my ideal playmate would be a classy, elegant, eloquent, cultured, well spoken, mannered, sophisticated woman. She would be the epitome of grace and poise of femininity, yet behind closed doors.....

You are an insatiable slut that can turn off your brain, and surrender your body to serve men for our pleasure. Can talk dirtier beyond the repetitive lines used in porn. Moan loud enough to let the neighbors know what an slut you are. The thought of being objectified, embarrassed, and being reduced to a set of quivering holes excites you. You long to be shamelessly shown off in public. You obsessively masturbate at any given opportunity. The thought of sex occupies a lot of your time throughout the day. And as such, you keep your cunt shaved and ready at all times.

You may be a young woman about to graduate university, but cannot find a suitable partner to unleash your inner slut to. You may have a boyfriend that does not give you what you need to satisfy your needs. You may be a married woman that due to circumstances beyond your control, long to explore the no-holes-barred side of your personality. Maybe you are one of the many females who skulk in the shadows of this site, rubbing yourself off to the words of debauchery.

Do you fantasize about submitting to a total stranger, to live out that uninhibited slutty lifestyle you have always secretly wanted? I can offer you anonymity, I will not mention your username. Make a throwaway account if you want, but let me know that it is a throwaway so I do not mistakenly ignore you. I can and will verify your authenticity by other means.

If you consider yourself a classy, elegant, cultured, and mannered lady that comes from a well brought up family, but deep down inside, you really are a depraved, dirty talking, insatiably horny, and completely slut, then follow the instructions below to descend into the dark world.

Send me a private message in accordance to the following requirements. Your private message will not contain abbreviations used in text messaging or any acronyms for that matter. Use proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling. Provide some information about yourself, including but not limited to: age or age bracket, hair color, body shape, relationship status, ethnicity, fantasies, and kinks.

Please be patient as I do not check my private messages on an hourly basis. However, I will ONLY reply to those who I have short listed. I thank all the real women that are brave enough to apply. You can hold your head up high in your acceptance of who you truly are. And to those that failed to meet my requirements, I wish you good luck in your future endeavors.

 

[CaptJRackham]

A hopeless bump...where are all the fit & horny women!?!?!?!?

Or am I being too picky??

 

[AfterDusk]

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[Choirg1rl]

It is abundantly clear that men substantially outnumber women on this site. I receive numerous PM's a day from hopeful suitors, most of whom have the good sense to at least try to be respectful and seductive. Why should I or any other intelligent, attractive woman on Lit answer the personal ad of a narcissistic misogynist with a laundry list of rules and requirements who expects women to audition for the "privilege" of being treated like a set of holes while offering nothing in return? Get real.

 

[CaptJRackham]

Don't think you're being too picky...well, maybe, like either you want attractive skinny sluts, or you want women who can form a sentence correctly; not sure that those two things can happen at the same time?

They can happen at the same time because those women actually exist. There are perfectly smart, fit, young, and kinky women out there. I just need to find them.....

 

[CaptJRackham]

It is abundantly clear that men substantially outnumber women on this site. I receive numerous PM's a day from hopeful suitors, most of whom have the good sense to at least try to be respectful and seductive. Why should I or any other intelligent, attractive woman on Lit answer the personal ad of a narcissistic misogynist with a laundry list of rules and requirements who expects women to audition for the "privilege" of being treated like a set of holes while offering nothing in return? Get real.

^See? They can form sentences.

Women often think of me as a misogynistic, shallow pig… And in many ways they are 100% correct. That is not to say there are not women capable and willing to be treated equally.

Nor does it mean that I expect all the women I associate with to fit the mold of thin, buxom bimbos with more pussy than brains…. Nothing can be further from the truth.

I like women who are well tempered well maintained, and able to prove themselves.

Where men have to show their worth in this world to excel so too must women.

Where men must keep themselves maintained both physically and grooming wise to attract a certain type. So too must women.

This is equality…

 

[AfterDusk]

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[CaptJRackham]

I am SO impressed by your analysis and your ability to articulate it. Thank you for offering so much insight into it.

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However, I fear that men out number women at a much higher ratio than 60-40.

 

[happyplayer]

It is abundantly clear that men substantially outnumber women on this site. I receive numerous PM's a day from hopeful suitors, most of whom have the good sense to at least try to be respectful and seductive. Why should I or any other intelligent, attractive woman on Lit answer the personal ad of a narcissistic misogynist with a laundry list of rules and requirements who expects women to audition for the "privilege" of being treated like a set of holes while offering nothing in return? Get real.

Brilliant post. Wise up guys (not all obviously) and get into the real world. Respect the Ladies of Lit!
To be on this site in the first place means they are intelligent and articulate, as above.

 

[AfterDusk]

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[KinkyHusband1968]

Ladies of Lit

Brilliant post. Wise up guys (not all obviously) and get into the real world. Respect the Ladies of Lit!
To be on this site in the first place means they are intelligent and articulate, as above.

I agree with both posters. I try to be polite and friendly when I chat as if we're talking in person. I think the women here should be treated with respect and intelligence and if you make a connection, it makes it that much better to chat and correspond.

 

[AfterDusk]

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[UrbanBohemian]

It is abundantly clear that men substantially outnumber women on this site. I receive numerous PM's a day from hopeful suitors, most of whom have the good sense to at least try to be respectful and seductive. Why should I or any other intelligent, attractive woman on Lit answer the personal ad of a narcissistic misogynist with a laundry list of rules and requirements who expects women to audition for the "privilege" of being treated like a set of holes while offering nothing in return? Get real.

I like you, Hannah. You're pretty cool.

 

[CaptJRackham]

To be on this site in the first place means they are intelligent and articulate, as above.

I wouldn't necessarily correlate intelligence and articulation with being on this site. That's equivalent to saying "I went to university, therefore I am smart."