Looking for a female author to write sexual explicit screenplay

[jesped]

Hi.

Mi name is Jesus.

I've benn reading some of the web site's stories and found them very interesting.

We are looking for a female screenplay writer for a short movie.

The movie will be a phantasy/adventure/epical/sex/drama

Previous screenplay experience is desired but not necessarily needed. We just look for talent.

If you are interested please send your Bio and samples of your work to screenplay@jesped.tiscalibiz.com or

Luthien Entertainment
P.O. Box 14966
28080 Madrid
Spain

Many thanks and best regards.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Oh Dear. I guess that's me out of the frame ... again. I suppose you found out that after reading all the submissions on this excellent site ( ) none of us guys were quite up to it and all the girls were - at least it was fair, you were just looking for talent.

GL

PS. Wot is epical ?

 

[jesped]

We are sorry if our message sound discriminatory. We are NOT discriminating men.

It is just that we are looking for a women's perspective about natural sex in our project.

If any man thinks he can do a sexual explicit screenplay as if he were a woman, he is very welcome to send his Bio and previous works too.

>PS. Wot is epical ?

I meant epic, sorry if my english isn't perfect. We are a spanish company and our native language is not english. Will you understand it if I say "épico"?

Many thanks and best regards.


Jesus

 

[dr_mabeuse]

What's in a "sexually explicit sceeplay"?

Not a lot of dialogue, I'd guess.

I didn't even know they had scripts.


---dr.M.

 

[jesped]

I see you got it!

That's about to making (as I said before) "a phantasy/adventure/epical/sex/drama"

but I see that some people here only take interest when you write "sex" ;-)

That's good, because we think it is the word that defines the "soul" of this entire web site, and that is just what we are looking for. We have a main screenplay writer from the Spanish Tolkien Society ( http://www.sociedadtolkien.org/ ), who sadly doesn't have any experience neither writing sex stories nor "screenplaying" them.

That's why we try to make it so different.

It's about making a totally different approach to sex nature. That's why we will include dialogues in the sex scenes and maybe the most important thing: to be able to write such a creative and "new" story that can be translated to storyboard artists, and later to camera crew and make a good and attractive visual scene.
The main goal is to design a brand new genre that will not necessarily must be qualified as "men masturbation's movie"

It is NOT about making a "hhhmmm aaaahhh yeeeahhhh".

If anyone here thinks that such a thing can be written, and she/he believes that herself/himself can write that and can/wants to send any proof of her/his work to our address, we will be very pleased to take a look at her/his work and make a choice.

Many thanks and best regards.

 

[Chicklet]

how short? are you talking like a five minute short or a thirty minute short?

are you planning to pay the author for rights to her/his screenplay? and how much?

 

[Guest]

Ay, carumba

We have a main screenplay writer from the Spanish Tolkien Society

Perdóneme, señor, but this has got to be a salto grande de la fe for the dude.

con mucho respeto,

Perdita


Chicklet: you practical thing you.

 

[jesped]

how short? are you talking like a five minute short or a thirty minute short?

30-40 minutes short.

are you planning to pay the author for rights to her/his screenplay? and how much?

Of course. The amount will be negotiated with the writer.

I have to say that I'm a little disappointed with the general response to the message. The people from the Tolkien Society asked first about the story, the plot, the style, the whole project, ... and later about the money.

 

[jesped]

Re: Ay, carumba

Perdóneme, señor, but this has got to be a salto grande de la fe for the dude.

I don't know what you mean. "salto grande de la fe"?

What means that?


Un saludo.

 

[Dirty Slut]

Hello...

Sent you an e-mail.

DS

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Ay, carumba

"salto grande de la fe"? What means that?

Es español mejicano de la tela (www); una broma pequeña:
"a big leap of faith".

recuerdos, Perdita

 

[lurvzilla]

Hi.
Mi name is Jesus.
I've benn reading some of the web site's stories and found them very interesting.

I don't believe you. And, quite frankly, I would not expect you to being hanging about here.

 

[SexySoBeChick]

I find it a bit suspicious myself. Jesus could be legit, but in my experience, this is not the way it usually works.

 

[lurvzilla]

I find it a bit suspicious myself. Jesus could be legit, but in my experience, this is not the way it usually works.

Indeed. One must demand proof before undertaking a porno project with Jesus. It could really be someone else...someone a little less reputable.

 

[Couture]

I thought one required FAITH when dealing with Jesus???

 

[jesped]

Indeed. One must demand proof before undertaking a porno project with Jesus. It could really be someone else...someone a little less reputable.

a little less reputable like who?

I think I don't really get what I did wrong, but sure it was something...

If I did offend anyone or my post was against the board rules, I beg you pardon and please delete it, along with my account.

The reason I drop a message here was because I really thought that in a forum of this kind I wouldn't find people scandalized about writing sex screenplays for a short-movie.

Is it so different to try to do something visually attractive and arty about sex in stories and poetry than in movies?

 

[Never]

jesped:
"The people from the Tolkien Society asked first about the story, the plot, the style, the whole project, ... and later about the money."

As we all know, real writers are completely uninterested in money and never question the motives of those requesting stories.

 

[Couture]

Jesus, don't worry about the replies here. Your post was well within board limits. The posters here like to hone their wit on any newbie who has the presumption to post on the boards.

Your offer seems to be a good one to me. I may send over a couple of stories to see if you are interested.

(And by the way: What kind of story, plot, and style where you looking for? You say you are looking for a phantasy. However, I doubt you would have the budget to do any phantastic special effects. Nothing wrong with that. I'm just trying to get an idea of what you are looking for.)

Thank you,

 

[lurvzilla]

a little less reputable like who?

Must I spell it out? Like Satan, the Prince of Darkness. Like Beezlebub, the Lord of the Flies. Like Cthulhu, the One who will Wake from the Sleep of Millenia and lay Waste to the World

 

[jesped]

Jesus, don't worry about the replies here. Your post was well within board limits. The posters here like to hone their wit on any newbie who has the presumption to post on the boards.

Your offer seems to be a good one to me. I may send over a couple of stories to see if you are interested.

(And by the way: What kind of story, plot, and style where you looking for? You say you are looking for a phantasy. However, I doubt you would have the budget to do any phantastic special effects. Nothing wrong with that. I'm just trying to get an idea of what you are looking for.)

Thank you,

That's the spirit.

I think anyone really interested should do the same if she/he want to knows: just ask instead of put me down without reason.

The short-movie will be 40-60 min long.

The main screenplay is being written at this moment. It will be a "Tolkien" style story but NOT a copy out of it with "some porn scenes on it to catch the audience" like http://www.digitallyobsessed.com/showreview.php3?ID=4484

Of course we are NEITHER New Line Cinema NOR Peter Jackson, so regarding money (which some people here seems more interested in than art and/or sex) don't expect to get a 100000$ paid for the job. Sorry but honestly we can't afford that, but sure WE WILL PAY for the "sex scenes screenplay and script" as for any other professional work involved in this project.

MariJose (Alda), the writer of the main screenplay got a little surprise about it because she didn't expect to get paid. In her own words:

jesped.geo: no, se va pagar a todo el mundo
aldakaleundome: vaya!
aldakaleundome: !eso si que no me lo esperaba!!
jesped.geo: por supuesto no te podre pagar como Tarantino
aldakaleundome: !JA!
jesped.geo: pero seguro que llegaremos a un acuerdo
jesped.geo: ;-)
aldakaleundome: !no esperaba que me pagaras!!
jesped.geo: pues entonces mejor
jesped.geo: :-D
aldakaleundome: increible!
aldakaleundome: je,je!
jesped.geo: porque SI quiero pagar a todo el mundo
jesped.geo: aqui no se va a trabajar de gratis
aldakaleundome: ya sabes, en la STE se hace todo "por amor al arte"
aldakaleundome:

That's the kind of person we are looking for. People more interested in the project itself than in "Show me the money! Show me the money!"

Sorry if some of you had previous negative experiences with some people trying to abuse your talent. I can assure you that's not our case.

We will try to introduce sex in our short-movie as a natural part of human nature, not just a "masturbation movie". Maybe some of you think such a thing is just impossible. Ok, do not get in contact then, we will try it anyway. For the ones interested, you can send your Bio and previous works to screenplay@jesped.tiscalibiz.com

We look for a talented woman/girl (if any man believes he can write it from a "woman's perspective" he is welcome too) with a creative, new and openminded vision about sex. Explicit sex, sex scenes that we can translate later into good rich visual scenes for the camera.

The sex scenes will be heterosexual girl-guy, threesome and an orgy. Maybe some more little scenes without very explicit sex to raise the erotic feeling too.

My 10+ years experiencie in Videogames, Advertisement, TV and Films FX industry tell me that in the present society of information you can reach a high level in quality with a low budget if you put strong efforts in it and you BELIEVE in yourself and your project.
One example: ALL the post-production and compositing FX of the Peter Jackson's LOTR movies were done in Shake ( http://www.apple.com/shake/ ) by Weta Workshop ( http://www.wetafx.co.nz ) and I've been working very close to them as a Creative & VFX Manager and 3D Services dept. Coordinator at my last company.
X-Men: X2 compositing and post-pro FX were done using Digital Fusion ( http://www.eyeonline.com )

Both programs are installed in my workstations right now.

For the ones that have doubts about me personally, you can see some of my old works at http://www.visionarte.com/Adigital/JPedrosa/Paginas/JPedrosa.html All the info are a little outdated and I'm not very proud now of that past works, but I think they have enough quality to prove my "professionality"

For those interested, here's a 3D digital illustration of the main character of the story. It isn't finished and may suffer hard changes following the directions of the screenplay writer:

http://home.wise.wol.es/~wbiz109465-w1/pics/nocturnal_swim.jpg

Many thanks and best regards.

 

[jesped]

Must I spell it out? Like Satan, the Prince of Darkness. Like Beezlebub, the Lord of the Flies. Like Cthulhu, the One who will Wake from the Sleep of Millenia and lay Waste to the World

You forgot to include Bush, Saddam Hussein, Tony Blair, Jose Maria Aznar and Dr. Evil in your list... ...along with kiddy people that put others down in message boards without any info or reasons.


"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
(Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex)

"That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing."
(Annie Hall)

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

Woody Allen

 

[lurvzilla]

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
-Woody Allen

Speaking of which, I have a suggestion for your movie. Rember that scene where they were attacked by that octopus-thing outside the cave? Well, if you include a chick-hobbit or elvess in the merry party you will have major hentai-type tentacle-sex possibilities here. No? not interested?

OK, how about naked hairy dwarfs? Nada on that one too, eh?

 

[SexySoBeChick]

No offense meant, Jesus. Call me skeptical, but as I said above, it's never been my experience that a legitimate film producer would go trolling for talent in venue such as this.

"Hey, baby, I'm a producer." *wink* "Wanna be in the movies?"

Yeah, right.

Anyway, in light of your recent post, I must admit you do seem legitimate. It might've gone a long way to establishing your credibility if you'd posted all that information and those links at the very beginning. By the way—great picture.

With the exception of my one erotica posting on Literotica, I usually write sensual contemporary romance and "Chick-lit," so I doubt I'd be of any help with your erotic/sci-fi/fantasy epic. However, I wish you the best of luck on your project and hope you find what you're looking for.

--SSBC

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I can't believe you writers asked about money? Don't you want to do it for arts sake? And isn't it amusing that "jesus" only wanted a woman?

sorry, skepticism rules here...we've seen it before