Looking for a conversation

[mastercuntlover]

So here's the deal. Yesterday, I came back to Lit after a couple of years of self imposed exile. I am sitting in a room in my office and I am about to go stark raving mad. I would love to have a conversation with someone here (preferably on Yahoo). All I am looking for is a person who can hold their side of a chat, and are not too weirded out by use of profanity. Age, gender, topic of conversation, sexual identity, race, religion, preference in hairstyles, I am open to anything, as long as you are not a bot. If you sexually identify as a bot, hey, whatever works for you.

It would help if you are someone rich who is willing to give me a million dollars, but cupcakes are welcome too. Low fat.

I am a 30 year old man living somewhere near the equator (Santas in shorts and flipflops, these truly are the end times), and I have a weird sense of humour.

Again, a million dollars, and/or low fat cupcakes.

 

[HotVox]

If you sexually identify as a bot, hey, whatever works for you.

Damn it, now my secret is getting out!
(Although joking aside, it's semi-true; I am somewhat Transhumanist and look forward to the technological singularity)

 

[mastercuntlover]

Well we still won't be bots. Cyborgs maybe... but given how we've already started using machines for pleasure, the day of sexbots isn't far...