Looking for 3 stories

[Bananaking]

So i have been searching for a couple stories two of which i know are on this site the third is not.

The first one is about 3 siblings living at home when their parents go on a crusie with the neighbors. As the story progresses the three kids begin going at it and a few chapters in they invite set of friends (who are brother and sister) over and find out that they also have an incestuous affair. As the series goes on they find that the parents often have group sex with the neighbors and their aunt.

The second one has a guy take a girl with large breasts to a dance and one thing leads to another and she gives him a boob job in one of the classrooms. I recall multiple parts for this one as well but didnt read them.

The third is a ******** series of stories that usually has a body builder teen with a massive penis having sex with woman. One involves him stealing a girl at the gym from some guy and publicly has sex with her to prove he's a better man then him. And another involved a teen having a wish granted by some woman referring to herself as santa which gives him a muscular body and a giant penis and he ends up having sex with various people including his shy but sexual deviat of a neighbor.

Anybody recognise these stories?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

So i have been searching for a couple stories two of which i know are on this site the third is not.

The first one is about 3 siblings living at home when their parents go on a crusie with the neighbors. As the story progresses the three kids begin going at it and a few chapters in they invite set of friends (who are brother and sister) over and find out that they also have an incestuous affair. As the series goes on they find that the parents often have group sex with the neighbors and their aunt.

The second one has a guy take a girl with large breasts to a dance and one thing leads to another and she gives him a boob job in one of the classrooms. I recall multiple parts for this one as well but didnt read them.

The third is a ******** series of stories that usually has a body builder teen with a massive penis having sex with woman. One involves him stealing a girl at the gym from some guy and publicly has sex with her to prove he's a better man then him. And another involved a teen having a wish granted by some woman referring to herself as santa which gives him a muscular body and a giant penis and he ends up having sex with various people including his shy but sexual deviat of a neighbor.

Anybody recognise these stories?

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Hrmmmmm.

Let's break this case down.

All three stories described come with an undeniable permeation of youth as the paramount motivational sexuality and lead character basis. Therefore, if any characters are under the age of eighteen as is intimated at first read of your synopses, none of these stories would exist on this site.

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Your entire post of the possibilities of two of these three stories, or all of them together, existing on Literotica is a deliberate, calculated, fraudulent falsehood.

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I present the evidence of my claim to the jury as thus:

1) The first story synopsis mentions parents leaving three kids at home. Automatic dismissal as a Literotica story. Strike One.

2) The second story synopsis never directly alludes to a specific age range, but does mention "the classrooms" as the targeted tryst destination after a "dance," highly referring to the physical structure of a common contemporary high school in accordance with the social event structures of nearly all high school functions involving its students. All characters would therefore be underage under these plotline parameters with extremely minute plausible wiggle room for any nuance to the contrary. Strike Two.

3) Third story synopsis describes the male protagonist as a teen right off the bat. This certainty, coupled with a "massive penis" that at such an early age no human male would have the sexual experience to wield properly or have a healthy and even-handed respect for possessing, this is an inviolate automatic dismissal as a Literotica story. Strike Three.

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None of these stories could possibly be on Literotica written as they are described. At the very least, only one of the three could barely deign to skirt the limitations of the site guidelines and even that undertaking would require the ability and aegis of a far lesser juvenile mind with the proper creativity and skill to write the story in such a fashion than the basic bitchness which has been presented to our esteemed perusal here.

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The entity known as Bananaking, with only one entry to his known existence, is hereby summated as a common online troll.

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The Case Of The Three Stories: CLOSED.

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*whew* I do believe it's time for a drink.

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[hashtag4]

Lol…

The third is a ******** series of stories that usually has a body builder teen with a massive penis having sex with woman

But let's say forget the other stuff. Cause you'll say that they all "just turned 18, right? . .
How big a penis are we talking about?

. And another involved a teen having a wish granted by some woman referring to herself as santa which gives him a muscular body and a giant penis

 

[hashtag4]

All three stories described come with an undeniable permeation of youth as the paramount motivational sexuality and lead character basis. Therefore, if any characters are under the age of eighteen as is intimated at first read of your synopses, none of these stories would exist on this site.]

If only.
I came across quite a few stories that were on the cusp.
Yet the authors were very crafty and put it in such a way (stating that the protagonists were "19" or "in the last year of school") that it might have made it difficult for the site owners to give them the boot.

But not these stories. As you said, they're a bit too obvious, particularly about putting the parents in the mix too.

 

[Hard_Rom]

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=63
You can try here ^^^ but as Zumi said you will find no 'teen' stories. Any and all discussion or stories involving under 18 is entirely verboten.

I'm an angler and can appreciate a good fishing trip. But indiscriminate trolling against the rules is bad for the environment.

And of course it had to include incest!

 

[pointless]

no, there are some stories that openly involve teens. laurel isn't perfect and a couple writers have slipped one passed her.

but yeah, yeah. i know. we have always been at war with eastasia. it's common knowledge.

 

[Bananaking]

Aaand i get trolled... No surprise there i guess. I assumed i didnt need to mention that all parties were 18 and older. My bad. Whatever I'll go back to searching by myself then.

 

[pointless]

yeah, no one fucking cares.

 

[hashtag4]

Double post

 

[hashtag4]

.
I came across quite a few stories that were on the cusp.
Yet the authors were very crafty and put it in such a way (stating that the protagonists were "19" or "in the last year of school")
But not these stories. They're a bit too obvious, particularly about putting the parents in the mix too.

Lol…
You'll say that they all "just turned 18, right? .

Aaand i get trolled... No surprise there i guess. I assumed i didnt need to mention that all parties were 18 and older. My bad. Whatever I'll go back to searching by myself then.

 

[pointless]

see post #8.

 

[hashtag4]

Talk about someone who choses the username "Bananaking", and then asks for stories with poorly veiled underage content, and then stories involving a neverending penis

 

[Disgustipated]

This muthafucka is ambitious. Or, wants us to be ambitious which we all know ain't gonna happen.

 

[Bookishleigh]

This muthafucka is ambitious. Or, wants us to be ambitious which we all know ain't gonna happen.

What happened to that list of shit you were going to do, Mr. Ambitious?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What happened to that list of shit you were going to do, Mr. Ambitious?

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[Lancecastor]

What happened to that list of shit you were going to do, Mr. Ambitious?

Hey, can't you see he has more important things to do than spend time with you?

 

[Bookishleigh]

You're getting awfully ambitious with your .gifs.

I think there is a whole lot of ambition in here.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You're getting awfully ambitious with your .gifs.

I think there is a whole lot of ambition in here.

Ambition can be a good thing, methinks.

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[Disgustipated]

What happened to that list of shit you were going to do, Mr. Ambitious?

Hush, wub.

 

[Disgustipated]

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Hey, that kinda looks like me.