I'm bored with things here in Houston. Lookin for someone to revitalize me. If you think you are the right person fo the job let me know. I will send a pic to anyone who asks.
Your title to the thread confused me. Are you looking for someTHING to do in Houston or someONE to do in Houston?
(Hint, put some more effort in the ad and show some personality besides identifying yourself as wanting sex--perhaps you might stand a chance here. Stating your marital status might be a good start--Your ad gives me the impression that you wear a ring regularly.)