Look- anyone can write erotica now!!!

[Barb Dwyer]

I had no idea it could be so easy to write erotic fiction. While I intend no disrespect to all the hard working writers here at Literotica who labor slavishly over their words, I have found some online help so that anyone can create erotic stories within.....minutes!!!

There's a link at the bottom of my first effort... Come back and share yours.

Growing Pains by Barb

There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but a latex cheerleader's outfit in your high school colors when suddenly the alarm clock goes off.

Surprised, you put fresh batteries in the butt plug and are happy to see a pizza delivery person masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you spread your legs, shocked by the size of the cock that confronts you.

Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Cowboys calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you spank all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of sex as 6 people are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They join in and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.


Look ma, No Hands. I'm a writer!


[/end tongue in cheek]

 

[Aussie Worm]

Finally I can fire the million monkeys at the million typewriters.

 

[*bratcat*]

Editorial Note...the names have been changed to protect the innocent!

 

[lickerish]

Licki~licious
by Lickerish

There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing
but a silly grin when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you
open the door and are happy to see a government census
taker sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you
can't help yourself, so you spread your legs, amused by the size of
the cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and
it's the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders sucking, fucking, licking and
spanking. Being the gracious host, you cum with all of them, much
to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of someone's cheap perfume as 15
people are now writhing in a pile on the floor eating. You're
completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people
eating at once.

Suddenly you look up and see a cop staring at you and you grin
foolishly. You're caught! They grab the incriminating Polaroids
and run and you have your way with the cheerleaders one last time
as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

 

[TWB]

A HAAAHAHAHA

Windows to the Soul
by TWB


There you are, lounging around the country club wearing nothing but Saran wrap when suddenly you take off your wedding rings. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see a government census taker sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you spread whipped cream all over your body, amused by the size of the pussy that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you suck all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of sex as a huge pile of people are now writhing in a pile on the floor blowing. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people blowing at once.

Suddenly you look up and see your spouse staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They laugh uproariously, then join in and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.


Very fun. Please vote.

 

[Desert Amazon]

What a riot!

 

[lilfrk]

At Home
by Ally


There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but socks when suddenly the phone rings. Surprised, you put fresh batteries in the butt plug and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you spread your legs, shocked by the size of the cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Cowboys climbing out with arms full of beer. Being the gracious host, you spank all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of cum as 5 people are now writhing in a pile on the floor blowing. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people blowing at once.

Suddenly you look up and see a cop staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They join in and you tie them up and hand them to the dominatrix as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

How funny!

 

[LRC]

What's for Dinner?
by LRC


There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but a silly grin when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you hope it's the pizza because you're starving.....for loving and are happy to see a pizza delivery person grinning. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, elated by the size of the cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's some Chippendale dancers calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you ride all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of sex as 4 people are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car cumming. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people cumming at once.

Suddenly you look up and see a cop staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They join in and you thank them profusely as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.


What a great, fun site!

 

[Innocencefound]

What fun

Innocence Lost
by Innocence Found


There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but a bustier, garter belt, black stockings and 6" stiletto heels when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you open the door and are happy to see the mailman, ready to deliver disrobing. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, amused by the size of the cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's Leonardi DiCapri, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey sucking, fucking, licking and spanking. Being the gracious host, you fuck all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of cum as 45 people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They give you a chalkboard so you can keep score next time and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.

 

[YoungGun69]

Evening Delight
by YoungGun69


There you are, lounging around the country club wearing nothing but a G-string when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you open the door and are happy to see the Avon lady sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, awed by the size of the tits that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders climbing out with arms full of beer. Being the gracious host, you suck all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of sex as 69 people are now writhing in a pile on the bed blowing. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people blowing at once.

Suddenly you look up and see more cheerleaders staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They join in and you thank them profusely as the cheesy music fades out.

 

[ohiobbw]

Sexy Sexriffic
by ohiobbw

There you are, lounging around the public library wearing nothing but a bustier, garter belt, black stockings and 6" stiletto heels when suddenly the vibrator goes off. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see the mailman, ready to deliver sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you start dancing seductively, amused by the size of the pussy that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's some Chippendale dancers sucking, fucking, licking and spanking. Being the gracious host, you blow all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of incense as 13 people are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car eating. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people eating at once.

Suddenly you look up and see Barbara Walters staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They give you a chalkboard so you can keep score next time and you tie them up and hand them to the dominatrix as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

 

[Angel]

A Slice of Perverted Heaven
by Angel


There you are, lounging around the public library wearing nothing but socks when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you open the door and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses dancing. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you spread whipped cream all over your body, bored by the size of the dildo that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's Leonardi DiCapri, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey climbing out with arms full of beer. Being the gracious host, you fuck all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of incense as 5 people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley licking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people licking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see Barbara Walters staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They arrest you and you turn them over to the Jehovah's Witnesses as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

 

[registered "^^"]

Swirl
by Koalabear


There you are, lounging around the public library wearing nothing but Saran wrap when suddenly you get off. Surprised, you open the door and are happy to see the whole high school cheerleading team masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you masturbate, elated by the size of the cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you lick all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of jism as 69 people are now writhing in a pile on the floor licking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people licking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see the ghostly image of Linda Lovelace staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They have their way with the cheerleaders one last time and you have your way with the cheerleaders one last time as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

 

[Myrrdin]

interval....

Someone who can't follow simple instructions.


There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but socks when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you stash the inflatable sheep under the couch and are happy to see a pizza delivery person grinning. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you take a bite of pizza, frightened by the size of the pizza bill that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Chamber of Commerce eating the pizza you've been waiting for. Being the gracious host, you eat with all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of burning stew you left on the stove as 6 people are now writhing in a pile on the kitchen counter eating pizza. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people eating at once.

Suddenly you look up and see your mother staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They turn you over to the Jehovah's Witnesses and you pull out your badge and welcome them to the XXX-Files as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.
We now return you to your regular scheduled programme...: )

 

[Renegade]

Latino Heat
by Renegade


There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but socks when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you hope it's the pizza because you're starving.....for loving and are happy to see the whole high school cheerleading team disrobing. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, shocked by the size of the tits that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you fuck all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of cum as 26 people are now writhing in a pile on the floor fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see more cheerleaders staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They laugh uproariously, then join in and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

If only real life was this much fun.