Long time listener, first time caller

[allonblack]

OOC: This is a thread about the host of a late night sex talk show who thinks he has seen it all. This thread is open to all characters, so both male and female callers are needed.

IC:
"It's going to be a long night," Mark said as he watched the countdown from ten.

The program's toll free number was announced over a pounding bass beat right before the red on-air light came on in front of him.

"Good evening loyal listeners, this is Dr. Love. Welcome to the last installment of Sextalk FM. As many of you know we are being replaced by loudmouth political pundits because apparently there aren't enough of those on the radio," he sighed.

"But I digress. Tonight I want to do something different to thank all the loyal fans. So tonight I'll turn off the delay buttons and everything you say will be live and uncensored. Fantasies, questions, or just venting, I welcome it all. Keep in mind I've heard it all, so if you can really shock me I might just invite you down to the station to pick up some goodies, concert tickets and the like. I'm here all by myself since Tiny Tom and the zoo crew have decided to boycott the final show, so it looks like we'll be without their endless supply of slang for sexual acts and sound effects, but we'll survive. Hey maybe if someone impresses me enough they can be my co-host for the night, I haven't really thought about it, but I'm open to ideas. I've taken every caller seriously even if it was just a prank. I've reassured many coeds that they can't get pregnant from swallowing, as well as told many guys their penis size is average and they have nothing to worry about. Yet I can't say that in ten years of doing this show that I've ever been shocked, impressed, or left utterly speechless. So I issue that challenge to all of you out there. Who dares to shock me? Well I've talked enough, this is you the listeners show, so let's get on with it. Ooh looks like we have our first call. Caller you're on the air," he said.

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

I listened to the radio talk show host dare the listeners to shock him and I was feeling particularly raunchy tonight and very horny so I thought that I would give it a try. I dialed the 800 number and waited for him to pick up the phone.

 

[allonblack]

He looked around at all the autographed pictures of stand-up comedians and porn stars that adorned the studio. It hurt to know soon all those memories would be boxed up.

"Thanks for calling Sextalk FM caller. You're on the air now, so go ahead and say your name, and whatever you want to talk about. Come on, shock me," he dared.

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

I was finally on the air and decided to go for it. "Hello, Well you wanted me to shock you so I have an offer for you. I have always been a fan of the Howard Stern show so why don't we top Mr. Stern. I was thinking that I might come down to the station and your audience could listen while I get off and you could watch and describe what your seeing."

I stopped fully expecting either laughter or for the line to go dead.

 

[allonblack]

"Well, now that's more like it! Where have these calls been? Normally this is where I'd be forced to read a disclaimer so we don't slander Stern, but it's the last show, so screw it! If you're serious come on down. As far as I know, this caller is serious listeners. I'll turn on the webcast for those of you who like to watch and I know you're out there. So my aim is to please everyone tonight. We've got two hours tonight, but try to get here as fast as you can."

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

The host seemed more than pleased at my offer so I dressed in a black leather mini and low cut sleeveless top. I headed to my car driving the ten miles to the station. I parked and walked up to the locked door ringing the buzzer by the intercom. "Hello, its the listener that you invited down." I looked up at the camera mounted above the door and smiled a wicked seductive smile.

 

[allonblack]

"Gerard unlock the door. She's fine." Normally more intensive security measures would be taken, but the revealing clothes the woman on the monitor, left little room to stash any contraband.

Mark was giddy, believing this almost too good to be true. The Zoo Crew were capable of anything, so it wouldn't shock Mark if the studio door opened and the "woman" pulled off a rubber mask revealing it was actually Beaver or Fast Mikey. Nevertheless she was making a very good first impression as he watched her sexy strut down the hallway. That killed any notion that it was a prank.

Realizing he had dead air Mark stumbled, "Um...hi everyone, I didn't forget about you. This appears to be legit. Right now I'm watching a very sexy brunette strut herself on the security monitors. I'd guess she's a 32, maybe 34C, well hang on let's just ask her."

The studio door creaked open as she peaked around timidly. "What size breasts are you sportin' there honey?" It was a little of out character for normally professional Mark, but the clock was ticking, so some manners would have to take a backseat tonight. He chuckled at his bluntness.

"Sit down right here beside me and tell everyone your name, what you've got in mind for tonight, and anything else you feel is necessary."

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

The guard opened the door and his suspicious eyes scanned my nearly nude body. I thought it was easy to see that I could conceal now weapons and figured the guy was really enjoying his duty tonight. I was lead down the hallway to the broadcast booth where I saw the host for the first time. This had been one of the unknowns was not having any idea what the guy looked like that I was agreeing to fuck tonight before a live radio audience not to mention the internet. As the door opened I heard his voice wanting to know my breast size.

"Why don't you come over here and you tell me." I laughed out loud as the hosts eyes widened at my statement. "No just kidding big guy, my breasts are 32d's and they are all natural dear."

I took the seat that he offered me and sat down. "Well, I plan to give you and your listeners a night to remember by letting you have your way with me then when your done the real fun will begin as I plan to fuck, opps can I say fuck, are we on the air right now? I plan to screw your brains out and make you beg for me to stop. Perhaps listners can call in and suggest positions or something."

 

[allonblack]

"You can do more than say fuck on the air, you can do it," Mark said, a sly smile creeping over his face. He felt a bit silly, kind of like the pornstar playing a pizza delivery man. He shrugged it off, realizing ratings didn't matter anymore, so he had no one to impress.

"Ok, for those of you out there in radioland who don't have web access, the woman who just entered the studio is absolutely stunning. I won't dare guess her age, since that's not very gentleman-like, but I'd estimate late 20s. Now as far as her suggestion about having you listeners decide what I do to her, I like that idea, but then again I know that about 90% of the calls will be giggling frat boys who drunkingly slur and tell me to stick it in her ass. So we'll keep all options on the table, but there's a copy of the kamasutra over there on that table, along with some interesting sex facts, so I think we can do just fine on our own. Why don't you go ahead and make yourself comfortable?"

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

I kicked my shoes off and stood up slowly taking off my top and throwing it to the floor. I then walked over to the host and turned my back to him,,,"I was wondering if it would be to much trouble for you to unsnap my bra?"

 

[allonblack]

"No problem at all," Mark said.

He made sure to swing the mic close enough so that the unsnapping of her bra was amplified. Her large breasts kept their round shape as they were unleashed from the bra. He kept her back towards him as his hands explored caressed her breasts and stomach before roaming to unzip her skirt. It fell to the floor with a soft thud. He pulled her onto his lap sliding her around so that she was straddling him and facing him.

He smiled at her. His index finger tapped the microphone in front of them. "Ok folks, I've got this lovely down to just her panties now and I'm left with the unfortunate choice of deciding whether or not foreplay is necessary considering she is ready to go. We've had this discussion many times about how foreplay can quell those mystery headaches and put anyone in the mood, but I don't recall a conversation about redundant foreplay. So anyways what are your thoughts on the matter, sweetie? You can talk because my lips want to suck on those beautiful tits of yours."

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

As he unsnapped the bra he was holding the microphone close and he began to feel my breasts. His hands were warm and felt good running over my bare chest. Then I was standing there with nothing on but my panties and he asked that I straddle him. I placed a leg on either side of his and I could feel his large hard on pressing against me through his jeans. He handed me the microphone as his mouth attacked a nipple. His tongue drove me crazy and I moaned into the mic as he sucked it into his mouth.

"Oh baby I love foreplay darling and I love the way your cock is pressing against me through your pants. Why dont you remove them and I can show you something about foreplay."

 

[allonblack]

Mark had been told many times that he had a face for radio. It wasn't so much his face, but his personality that kept him off of cable television. In reality he was actually quite handsome. He was in his mid-30s, at that age where he could either let himself go or do his best to stay in shape. His late schedule allowed him to hit the gym before and sometimes after work. Recently, for the first time in his life a six pack had made an appearance on his stomach. Mark doubted it would last very long since the zoo crew often did appearances at bars, so a beer belly was almost inevitable. He had been to a tanning booth a few times recently, just to get a more natural and healthy look. His jet black hair had some signs of early graying at the roots, but whenever anyone mentioned it, usually on his birthday, he'd write it off as bad lighting. Although he had no professional certification, his years as host of Sextalk had educated as to where to find the best and most stable women for relationships, as well as where to find sluts for nothing but sex. Despite that, he'd never had a one night stand. Most of his relationships were just average, not as kinky as most people would think. Most of the time his dates never knew who he was, which was both good and bad.

He unzipped his pants as instructed and made no effort to hide his erection. Her warm flesh in his mouth was divine. Her breasts were at that perfect ripeness for a woman who obviously wasn't a virgin, but wasn't worn out either. Sometimes a porn star would be a guest on the show and the listeners would call in and try to guess how many men she'd slept with. Whoever was closest usually won a dvd. Mark decided to open up the lines for that game again. "I'm going to say...ten." His guess was actually conservative, but he'd probably never see her again, so he was a bit puzzled as to why he cared so much about not hurting her feelings. He slid her panties aside and began rubbing her clit in a clockwise motion.

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

"Oh you think that I have slept with ten men, hmmmm" I didn't answer right away as I felt his hand begin to play with my clit. I took in a deep breath as his fingers begin to have an almost immediate affect on me. I looked at his cock and thought damn he was long and thick. Maybe not the longest I had ever had and maybe not the thickest but the longest and thickest all wrapped in cock I had ever seen. I reached down and took his monster in my smallish hand and begin to stroke him up and down. I used my thumb to rub the top of his cock spreading the pre-cum around the purple top as my eased up and down on his cock in a steady but agonizingly slow rhythm.

"To answer your question I have been with 18 no make that 20 different guys though not all at once", I said with a little giggle. "So you will make number 21 baby kind of like my 21st birthday all over isn't it. I let him rub my clit for a few more minutes. "I really want to suck that cock for you now."

 

[allonblack]

"There's no way I'm sharing you with 20 other men, you're all mine tonight sweetheart."

"Ohhh," Mark moaned into the mic. "I think this is karma paying me back for all the times I've lectured callers about not being a minuteman, because I'm about to blow my load, but for those of you watching on the webcam, I'm sure you can understand. I mean look at her, she's gorgeous!"

Her soft pouty lips formed a tight seal around the head of his cock as her tonge softly rubbed the shaft. Mark swallowed hard, "Time to practice what I've preached. Baseball, baseball, baseball," he whispered aloud, trying to distract himself from the current situation he was in. After a few tense moments he felt a wave of pleasure sweep over him, but he didn't cum. "I just had an orgasm but no ejaculation, so I guess it is possible and Sting and all those tantric nuts aren't full of it after all."

He stood, keeping her on her knees. A slow gentle rhythm of thrusts from him allowed her to rest her neck. "She's giving me the best head I've ever had, if I didn't know any better I'd say she's a pro. She knows how to use her hands, mouth, and neck in perfect harmony. I've said it once and I'll say it again, ladies if you can give good head you'll never be lonely. It satisfies many men more than...," he trailed off into another wave of pleasure fighting the urge to fully release. After a few deep breaths, he wiped the sweat from his brow and continued. "As I was saying, a blowjob quite often feels better than sex for most men, because during oral the woman has to make much more of an effort than just lying there. But I don't think we've got that problem with our ladyfriend here tonight, something tells me she's a wildcat in the sack."

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

As I sucked his cock I could feel his body tense up as if he was going to cum and I readied myself for a blast of his white hot jism but nothing. I stopped for a second looking at him. Then some drival about tantric sex or something so I redoubled my efforts. I wanted him to cum several times tonight as this was only the beginning for this poor fellow. My lips descended onto his shaft once more as his long rod eased into my throat. I relaxed my muscles allowing him to slide past the point where most women would have hit the gag reflex. I cupped his balls as I took him deeper until they were resting on my chin. I burned to feel his cock slipping inside of me spreading my lips wide but not yet.

 

[allonblack]

"Listeners, if you'll forgive me, I'll probably be quiet in a few minutes, just enjoying the afterglow. She's doing a great job of looking up at me while she gives me head. We've had this discussion as well, about how eye contact is essential during oral. Now she's deepthroating me. I have to say this is a first. My best description would be like during doggystyle when you push in as deep as you can go and you even start trying shove your pelvis in too. It's kind of like that..." Mark trailed off into a hushed moan.

Her chin was applying pressure to his balls. That combined with her lips and tongue meant he was getting it from all angles. He could no longer resist. His teeth gritted as he tried to hold back the explosion. The first bit of cum shot out at full speed. He thought he could hold back, but his efforts only caused the cum to dribble out of his cock.

"Ok that was a pretty weak moneyshot from me, but it kind of sneaked up on me. I'll do better next time, I promise," he said as he ran his fingertips through her hair.

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

I could feel him fighting the urge to shoot his load and then there it was dribbling from his cock. It wasn't the huge gush of sperm I was expecting but I swallowed it quickly without a single drop escaping my lips. As his cock softened just a bit I stood up and walked over to his broadcast table clearing it with a quick swipe of my arm. Papers went crashing to the floor and I sat on the edge with my legs bent at the knees and lay back.

"Ok my big stud it is your turn so get your ass over here and let me feel that tongue right now baby."

 

[FTW666]

OOC: Frank - the station manager
in his early 40s, in shape but not particularly athletic, curly gray hair and mustache


IC: God Dammit! What the fuck did Mark think he was doing?! As the manager of this particular station, I’ve had to keep on my ass to keep the FCC off it for years. My biggest challenge was Dr. Love and the rest of the clowns on his show. With him finally being showed the door, I thought I could relax. Obviously I was wrong.

Jesus Christ! I knew he was a pervert but live sex on the air? My head and stomach ached just thinking of the trouble the station would get into. Since Mark would be already gone, I’d receive all the punishment from my superiors. Well maybe if I could put a stop to this mess, I wouldn’t get fired. Demoted to toilet cleaner maybe, but not fired. I would have called in, but I dropped my phone in the toilet this morning. Not that he would have listened to me.

I finally reached the station. I had risked getting pulled over for speeding and being just slightly drunk, but I made it in about 15 minutes. I marched inside ready to kick some ass.

 

[allonblack]

She spread her legs on the table revealing her glistening, velvety soft slit. The wetness made it shine, making it that much more appealing to taste, just like a shiny red apple that stood out from all the others. He gave her a soft kiss on the edge of vagina, then used his fingers to open her up. He dove right in, licking and tasting, with no particular form or intention. His nose would periodically bump her clit, keeping it aroused. His moans were muffled by her flesh, but he no longer cared about dead air. Mark stroked his mildly erect cock, to keep it from going soft. When his mouth was parched beyond relief, he would pull away from her, take a quick gulp of water then return. While he was getting a drink, his cock head would replace his tongue, teasing her opening. He was in the middle of another quick sip when the studio door flew open. There stood his boss, already red with rage. Mark did a spit take worthy of the stooges. Knowing that his boss would probably kill him, Mark went for it. He applied steady pressure on with his cock as he eased himself inside of her. He felt it push through to the point where it became sex and not just teasing. He let out a sigh of relief as he closed his eyes and hoped for the best.

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

His tongue was working like magic on my pussy and my breathing quickened as he explored every fold with his vibrating tonuge. Then just when it was getting really good the door burst open and a strange man entered. Judging by my radio star's reaction he must of been the boss. Suddenly and without warning I felt his large cock press against the outter folds of my pussy and then it slipped into me inch after inch. He feed me his huge rod taking the breath away from me. I quickly forgot about our visitor as his cock stretched me and I felt tears sting my eyes. "OH MY GOD, you are so damn big, please slow down just a bit baby."

 

[allonblack]

Mark had never been called big before, at least never sincerely. The comment stunned him, yet delighted him. He wanted to make it hurt so good for her, but Frank's stare was causing some performance anxiety. He did his best to block out the distractions and keep going. He fought the urge to pound her senseless and settled in to a steady rhythm. He wiped the tears off of her cheeks and smiled at her softly. She seemed like the type that had been used too much in her life and just accepted that fate, but the sincere looks she was giving him, led him to believe she was enjoying the intimacy of the moment more than the short-lived fame it would get her. Mark knew now wasn't the time to fall for her, but it would be nice to know that after they finished and his boss was done verbally castrating him, that he wouldn't be all alone.

 

[FTW666]

Frank could only stare in shock at the action going on. On his way to the station, he tried to calm down by suggesting to himself that this was just a gag, with great sound effects, and no actual sex was going on. But now, he knew that not only was sex going on, but it had been broadcast on the station website. He finally spoke out.

“For Christ’s sake! Stop it right now and listen to me!”

Mark and the girl stopped and stared at Frank, who was red with rage.

“I took you off the air, and sent all the other station employees home. They have until tomorrow to come up with a good reason I don’t fucking fire their asses. Plus, I didn’t want any witnesses to see what I am about to do to you and that fucking whore.

Mark stepped forward, about to defend her from his insults.

“Hey shithead, you stay the fuck back! Now I can’t fire you, but I can have you arrested for obscenity. Both of you. But since I’m such a nice guy, I’ll give you two a chance to change my mind.”

Frank offered this mainly because he wasn’t really up for dealing with the cops when he had been drinking, and secondly, because he had to admit that the sight of a hot chick getting fucked really got him excited. Sure, he had tons of porn at his place, but up close in person, it was so much hotter. His sex life had been virtually non-existent ever since his fatass wife left him 7 years ago, aside from a couple trips to Nevada. But now his alcohol-addled mind debated the merits of punishing these perverts and getting something from them, whether it be money or just maybe, getting to live his secret nasty porno fantasies in this very room.

 

[sandinextdoor]

Sandi

His cock felt so good and I when his boss looked like he might become physical I was ready to tell my new lover that we should get the hell out of here and go fuck ourselves to sleep somewhere. But then his boss had this look of lust mixed with the rage I had seen upon his entrance into the room. My lover moved to defend me if need be especially after he called me a whore. Well, perhaps I was a whore but who in the hell was he to call me such things when he probably couldn't even get it up. He looked like the type that sat at home looking at porn videos and chatting online hoping for a little cybersex here and there.

 

[allonblack]

"What do you mean you pulled the plug? This could've been my big break, Frank." Mark was enraged, not so much at getting pulled off the air, but at getting interrupted. Yet he knew any inkling of emotion would give Sandi the wrong idea about him. Nevertheless he wasn't just going to let her be called a whore.

He was sure in Frank's mind, he expected to walk in and join in just like it happened in the porno movies Frank often watched in his office. "Ok so Frank what did you have in mind?" Mark glanced back at Sandi, making a point to himself between Frank and her. He had dealt with Frank plenty of times from things as meaningless as to whether or not the vending machines should have diet soda, to what content was allowed on his show. The best was to just let Frank have his way, then he'd go away and leave the department alone for weeks. But Frank getting his way meant something different in this case.

Mark looked Sandi in the eye, "What do you think we should do?"