Long Term Relationship...

[Ts Jack]

I'm looking for a loving, romantic, wonderful, giving woman for a really long term, committed internet relationship. Something of, say 3 minutes. She should be taller, vivatious, have a great sense of humor, a pleasing smile, great disposition and a really great rack. She should be spontaneous and ready for anything, especially when the guys show up for football on TV. But most importantly she should be trusting and believe in me. So when I say I've been out with the guys I haven't been out messing around with other women named Linda or Shirley or Ginger. I don't even know them.

Race and age don't really matter to me but old skanky-ass broads need not apply.

 

[tendril]

Are you negotiable on the 3 minutes?

LMAO

 

[Jenny _S]

Race and age don't really matter to me but old skanky-ass broads need not apply.

Oh, Jack... you sound soooo romantic... How about a candle lite cheeseburger and a quickie before you go out with the guys??

 

[mrgorky2003]

so its true

i always heard that in order to get what you want in life, all you had to do was ask, but i never believed it until now.

 

[God of Threads]

I'm looking for a loving, romantic, wonderful, giving woman for a really long term, committed internet relationship. Something of, say 3 minutes. She should be taller, vivatious, have a great sense of humor, a pleasing smile, great disposition and a really great rack. She should be spontaneous and ready for anything, especially when the guys show up for football on TV. But most importantly she should be trusting and believe in me. So when I say I've been out with the guys I haven't been out messing around with other women named Linda or Shirley or Ginger. I don't even know them.

Race and age don't really matter to me but old skanky-ass broads need not apply.

Please let me know if she has a sister or, minimally, if she has another three minutes available for an encore performance.

 

[Jenny _S]

OMG

Jack,
That was the most fantastic 1.5 mins of cyber I've ever had... but you said 3... Does that mean we get to do it again?