Long list of Sex Acts now banned in UK porn?

[LadyFunkenstein]

As reported in The Independent:


Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Role-playing as non-adults

Physical restraint

Humiliation

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

It only applies to content shot in the UK, not abroad.

Another sign of the times?

 

[rimmy]

Cancels visit to England.


I blame dolf.

 

[Kitty]

As reported in The Independent:


Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Role-playing as non-adults

Physical restraint

Humiliation

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

It only applies to content shot in the UK, not abroad.

Another sign of the times?

What exactly will the porn look like then? ...

 

[rimmy]

What exactly will the porn look like then? ...

We'll never know as the lights will probably have to be out.

 

[Que]

Cancels visit to England.

...considers opening a sex-tourism/ tanning safari enterprise. The Canaries; Mallorca maybe?

 

[Kitty]

As reported in The Independent:


Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Role-playing as non-adults

Physical restraint

Humiliation

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

It only applies to content shot in the UK, not abroad.

Another sign of the times?

Hmm...to be honest

none of this is nilla. It's all like, XXX. Porn can be really great without the embellishments. Just some oral 4play, some gagging and ball-licking *quickly consults list*, some missionary, doggy. Cumshot. And a post-coital hug and kiss? That's fine...right? *waits for it*

...http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/tomato.gif

 

[pink]

One cannot do without fisting.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Hmm...to be honest

none of this is nilla. It's all like, XXX. Porn can be really great without the embellishments. Just some oral 4play, some gagging and ball-licking *quickly consults list*, some missionary, doggy. Cumshot. And a post-coital hug and kiss? That's fine...right? *waits for it*

...http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/tomato.gif

Many people like XXX. Your version sounds boring.

 

[Kitty]

Many people like XXX. Your version sounds boring.

I didn't say I didn't like it. I'm describing what the English version would be with the new regulations.

Suck a hobo dick. How's that for boring.

 

[Kitty]

One cannot do without fisting.

Your ass seems big enough for SEVERAL fists. *pukes*

 

[Saint Peter]

No facesitting?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Your ass seems big enough for SEVERAL fists. *pukes*

your AV looks gross enough for SEVERAL pukes bro!

Stew

 

[cowslinger64]

As reported in The Independent:


Spanking

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Physical restraint

Female ejaculation

Facesitting

It only applies to content shot in the UK, not abroad.

Another sign of the times?

There's no way that stuff is XXX.. how silly.

The physical and verbal abuse depends on context and to what extent... pulling a woman's hair and calling her a good little slut could easily fall under that but is in no way XXX..


That's a sign of the times if we wanna go back to the 50s....God help us if that's the case.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Your ass seems big enough for SEVERAL fists. *pukes*

For fuck sake. Was that necessary?

 

[pink]

Your ass seems big enough for SEVERAL fists. *pukes*

At least, I know non-parody threads when I see them.

 

[DesEsseintes]

The British just don't see the need for any porn more sophisticated than Adventures of a Window Cleaner. And the handful that does will get it from Tube sites outside the country, like the rest of the world.

 

[Kitty]

For fuck sake. Was that necessary?

VERY. The bitch just came to me in another thread, and I don't even know her.
So if anything I should've said more.

 

[Kitty]

At least, I know non-parody threads when I see them.

Fuck off chunky. http://media.giphy.com/media/IL7hXX77O5OIU/giphy.gif

 

[John Doe]

What exactly will the porn look like then? ...

Boring.

 

[Kitty]

Boring.

Yeah. It'll just look like...soft core. But maybe more graphic. Just the vanilla, basic shit.

 

[rimmy]

The British just don't see the need for any porn more sophisticated than Adventures of a Window Cleaner. And the handful that does will get it from Tube sites outside the country, like the rest of the world.

What do you expect from the people that brought us Downton Abbey?

 

[Kitty]

What do you expect from the people that brought us Downton Abbey?

Downton Abbey is AWESOME! http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/unimpressed.gif

AND Harry Potter!
AND Absolutely Fabulous!
AND The Inbetweeners!
AND EastEnders!
AND...umm...

hold on...

 

[Kitty]

AND Genesis!
AND...Queen?

 

[lovetoread]

For fuck sake. Was that necessary?

Eh thats how the poster has been posting since they started.

 

[Fata Morgana]

What do you expect from the people that brought us Downton Abbey?

Says the twat who puts ketchup on his popcorn.