Lonely Rhode Islander looking for Serious Relationship

[Dietrich K.]

I'm a fairly quiet guy until you get to know me. I've been told I have a fairly strange sense of humor and ways of looking at life to the extent that some people consider me an "acquired taste." That's not either bragging or trying to scare anyone away; just the simple truth. But I can be a very passionate lover and a steadfast best friend; hopefully both to the same person. I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my cover. No wait, start over. I really am looking to settle down. I want someone to share this crazy life with; someone to enjoy life, movies, my kids, Spongebob Squarepants, quiet nights at home or whatever life happens to bring to us. I'm not a complicated guy. There are a lot of simple joys that I take a lot of pleasure in; watching cartoons with my daughter (the original Goth chick); a good grilled cheese sandwich; the smell of cinnamon and a good book to read. But your heart must be free and ready for wherever the wind might blow us to.

You're passionate. You're a little off the wall. You're committed to a relationship. You dance at odd times of the day. You love music; anything from The Beatles to Harry Partch. You have a good sense of humor. You love to go out to eat but are just as satisfied calling Dominos and having pizza night at home. You have issues. Don't we all? You're not afraid of public displays of affection. You're sensitive and seductive. Did I mention you dance at odd times of the day? You're witty, you're wise, you're wonderful. You're out there, I just know it.

 

[Lushisss]

This is an awesome ad. *thumbs up* I don't drink coffee, but I'd have tea with you if you were in my area. Good luck!

 

[Dietrich K.]

:: bump ::

 

[chromebutterfly]

you make me *sigh.....

 

[Dietrich K.]

you make me *sigh.....

Given the chance, I could probably make you do more than that.

 

[Dietrich K.]

'nuther bump.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Thought it might be a good time to give this a bump.

 

[Bisquick]

well worded ad, sounds like you know what you want...thats actually pretty rare. I hope you find what you (and all of us really) are looking for.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Bumpity bump bump bump

 

[Lyrical Fool]

Truly a pity that you're in Rhode Island.

Acquired tastes are my favorite flavor.

And I have everything nailed with the singular exception of SpongeBob. (Don't have kids of my own, so not familiar with the cartoon although I am aware enough to recognize him (it?) on a tshirt when I see it.

What an amazing ad.

Kudos and all that jazz.

 

[Piper H]

One got away.......but I'm sure she would come back with the right prompting