Lonely Muff Diver

[MuffDiver2003]

Hey Ladies in the Raleigh area. I am a lonely, older muff diver out here on U. S. 1 in Franklinton who wants you to come visit him and let him suck your hot, sweet pussy. If I need to get it up for you for awhile I have some Viagra. I just enjoy eating pussy more than fucking. Maybe your husband is not giving you the oral thrills you want. Perhaps he had rather be out at night in the tavern, shooting the shit and pool with the fellas, instead of staying home and taking care of you, babe. Or maybe he is an over-the-road driver who is gone for a couple of weeks at the time. What ever the reason, if you are not getting your pussy sucked and want it, contact me at MuffDiver69@literotica.org or twohot4utodo@yahoo.com. I can meet your every oral need and delight. I have only one restriction. You cannot be a smoker. I cannot handle that cigarette smoke and do not permit smoking in my duplex (and that includes wacky weed). The hairier your pussy, the better. But if you shave your pussy, don't let that stop you for contacting me. I am an equal opportunity cunt lapper. With me there are no strings attached (other than the string on your Tampex). No commitments. Just pure, unadulterated sexual fun. You do not have to reciprcate if you don't want to. Oh, yes, I love a hot blow job, but it is not mandatory. The only thing mandatory is that you crawl up on me and sit that sweet, hot cunt right in my face and smotherfuck me until I can hardly breath! That is all I expect or want. If you want to bring along a girlfriend, that's cool too. I can service two as well as one. If you had rather talk on the phone first, that can be arranged.
Also, I do not work outside the home, so you can visit me 24/7 365!!!!! My schedule can be arranged to accomodate you. All you have to do is show up, lie back, and enjoy some delicious cunnilingus. Does that sound great or what?
I will look forward to hearing from you. I am sure we could have much fun together. And I am open to any sexual delights that you might enjoy other than cunnilungus.
Peace, love and good fortune,


The Old Muff Diver