With his limp cock in his hand he typed the words “bump”. He was going to type something clever after and then his wife bust into the room. She demanded to know why he was playing with his oversized clit on a website with so very few pictures
The moderator looked at this silly thread. The more she read the more the anger built up. She wanted to ban these fools. But should she. As she pondered their fate she noticed that feeling. Oh no! Am I secretly turned on by idiots. Is that a thing? Is it a new fetish or just a precision. Reading this the OP reached down and felt his cock. Even shame could not revive his now useless tool.
This is silly she told herself. But…I do have a few minutes before the zoom call. I have a nice top on, I look nice why not take care of this right now. Reaching down she was glad she had the loose shorts on. This should not take long and the boss is always late to these meetings anyway. Working her fingers quickly she reached her goal with a minute to spare. She was a mess below the waist, but no one would be the wiser. With her mind now clear she started admitting people to her meeting. Looking quickly at the screen she had a nice glow, but nothing was obvious. The mouse was a mess as her fingers were transferring her wetness. She picked up the mouse to give it, and her fingers a quick wipe on the shorts. And then it happened. She dropped the mouse. And of course her little cockapoo decided to grab it and run. Now what will she do?