LOLLIPOP BEDROOM TEST

Isabella Thorne

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Which is your favourite flavour lollipop? Choose only one, and then scroll down to read your bedroom analysis.

Strawberry Watermelon Grape Orange Peach Lemon Butterscotch Root Beer Sour Apple Raspberry Cream Soda Cherry



Strawberry: People who like strawberry tend to be very passionate lovers. They are easily aroused and enjoy a variety of experiences, positions and toys. Once ignited, the strawberry lover's spark is hard to extinguish. Put two together and *watch out*!

Watermelon: People who like watermelon show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women tend to tease, and men are flirts. Watermelon lovers are selfish and unreliable. They like to be the centre of the attention in bed, and will flaunt their sexuality openly.

Grape: People who like grape frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women are the types who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. They are more concerned with self-fulfillment than with their partner's gratification.

Orange: Lovers of orange lean toward sexual fantasies. Foreplay is as important as the act of sex. The orange lover tends to have trouble experiencing orgasm, but puts on a good act. Both the male and female orange lover enjoy leaving "love marks" on their partner.

Peach: The peach lover tends to be indecisive. They don't get excited about much, and sex can become routine. Men tend to look at sex as a way to relieve tension, and women look at it as a way of accommodating their mate. There is not much passion in the peach lover's life.

Lemon: If you favour lemon, your sexual desires are flexible and adaptable. Lemon lovers tend to be more on the passive/permissive side of a relationship, and will easily give in to a stronger partner's desires. Though not likely to *take charge* in bed, they enjoy pleasing their partner.

Butterscotch: Those who prefer butterscotch are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love butterscotch tend to make love like virgins all their life. Men may always be a little clumsy and awkward, but in a charming way. Butterscotch lovers are gentle but not overly passionate. They are loyal and generally make good life-partners.

Root Beer: If you love root beer, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Root beer lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partner. They love to say, "I love you", snuggle and kiss. Romance is a big part of the root beer lover's life, and they can't get enough of it. Because they are so sensitive, one harsh word could end a relationship.

Sour Apple: Those who prefer sour apple are exciting lovers. They are passionate and energetic, and love to try new things. The sour apple lover does not bore easily, and can think of new ways to try old things. They are easily aroused and stay that way for hours. Sex is rarely the same experience twice for the sour apple lover, who enjoys *mixing things up* as much as possible.

Raspberry: Lovers of blue raspberry are wonderful sexual partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They are exciting partners who enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of making love. The blue raspberry lovers make great life partners, who will always keep the love making passionate and fresh.

Cream Soda: People who like cream soda are shy and reserved. Lovemaking during the day or with the lights on is almost unheard of. Women who like cream soda tend to stay under the covers, and men will shower before and after the sexual act. Cream soda lovers also tend to have nicknames for their genitals.

Cherry: People who like cherry are often the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other. They tend to prefer perverted sex, and can be masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody and often perform at their peak when they are under stress or during unhappy times. Though very passionate, cherry lovers do not take pleasure in simple things.
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My boy Lollipop
he makes my heart go giddy-up
~Millie Small~
 
I'm a strawberry. I think I like how that reads! Sounds pretty much true to form for me. :D
 
Cherry: People who like cherry are often the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other. They tend to prefer perverted sex, and can be masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody and often perform at their peak when they are under stress or during unhappy times. Though very passionate, cherry lovers do not take pleasure in simple things.
 
What, no banana flavor?

Sour Apple: Those who prefer sour apple are exciting lovers. They are passionate and energetic, and love to try new things. The sour apple lover does not bore easily, and can think of new ways to try old things. They are easily aroused and stay that way for hours. Sex is rarely the same experience twice for the sour apple lover, who enjoys *mixing things up* as much as possible.
 
Sparky must not have liked his result ;)


(Why am I the only one who picked the perverted sex one :()
 
you're a strawberry, Cherry? Now that is tres bizarre ... i thought for sure you'd be a cherry, cherie. :)

dammit i should be a cherry ... like cherie Angel ... but i like butterscotch best ... so i guess i am not overly passionate ... fuck ..
 
I think it's cuz of your title, Angel. A perverted slice of heaven. What else COULD you pick? Of course you would be a pervert! :D

*ducking in case a box of suckers comes flying at her*
 
Me: strawberry (easily aroused) and raspberry (enjoy foreplay & afterplay).

Him: Root beer, warm/sensitive (except for that last bit about leaving) and sour apple (always ready to try new things).

-- Latina
 
Its quite obviously a load of nonsense!

(Before, you ask, yes I did pick butterscotch)
 
As usual, I can't pick just one. My favorites are Butterscotch, Root Beer and Cherry. Which either makes me:

A charmingly awkward, romantic pervert.

or

A gentle and overly-sensitive masochist.

or maybe just schizophrenic. :D
 
Flagg said:
Its quite obviously a load of nonsense!

(Before, you ask, yes I did pick butterscotch)

That said charming loyal + a good life partner... Shame you are attached


Gaucho Good friend and writer, I could see it a mile off
 
Svedish_Chef said:
Gaucho Good friend and writer, I could see it a mile off

What? That I'm schizophrenic?

Or that I can never pick just one?

Or is that eat just one?

Sometimes I get so confused. ;)
 
Hey what about Cappuchino ones? What the hell does that say about someone? Not me of course.
 
Hhmmmm, I picked orange

And found it really was pretty close. How did they know I still like to leave little hickeys hidden on my lovers body?
And I really want to know how they knew I have trouble having an orgasm. Oh, well, as long as I don't have problems having an erection, I can live with the other.
 
I picked grape, and it isn't me at ALL. The last time I worried about my hair being mussed was, well, never.

As for being too sophisticated, ha. HA, I say. I love to wake up with the covers every which way, sore in every muscle, my lover in the same shape and ready to do it all again.

So there!! Take that grape lollipop and, well, do creative things with it!
 
Wher do you find this stuff, Izzy??

BTW, I like raspberry. Actually, chocolate tootsie pops are my fave but they weren't on your list.

blue
 
Watermelon: People who like watermelon show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women tend to tease, and men are flirts. Watermelon lovers are selfish and unreliable. They like to be the centre of the attention in bed, and will flaunt their sexuality openly

Thats not me......

And why isnt chocolate on the list?
 
Oh dear ...

... well these jokes are sent to me ... i receive them in my email and i edit them ... just for you ...

but i think the butterscotch answer sucks big time, right Flagg? i mean butterscotch definitely rules .. and you know what ... i am passionate ... very passionate ... so we can make up a different answer for butterscotch ... n'est-ce pas, cheri?

and we can add chocolate and tootsie rolls and jolly rangers ... wtf? ha ha ... oh and sour cabbage patch candies ... is that right? lmao ...

and how cum you didn't pick grape, Purple? ... as i hand you yet another ice cold blue ... because of the colour (canadian spelling) i mean ... not because of the answer ... lol

Miss Creamy ... we will have to re-write the grape definitely ... make it more "you" :) ... and then maybe Purple will pick the purple too ... lmao ...

and oh speaking of chocolate ... i was thinking about the Mars Bar incident and Marianne Faithfull - the Girl in the Fur Skin Rug - i want Isabella to be Marianne in my next groupie story with Mick and Keith ... except i was thinking of Rick and Heath ... and i would be The Girl in the Leopard Skin Rug ... lol ...

ahhhh yes being fucked with a mars bar by mick jagger ... while being the only woman in Keith's posh Redlands home ... with lots of men ... stoned and then of course the bust ... ah well ... maybe i can think of a better ending for Isabella ... ;)
 
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