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InternationalFunboy

InternationalFunboy

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Finally, the short list of people amelia is considering sex with has been made public and the competition is getting fierce. As the list shortens I feel it is time I ran my campaign as needed with proper tradition and protocol. I would like to wish my competition the best of luck as I announce my official candidacy for the IFB invasion of amelia’s personal area.

Please welcome to the ticket:
My campaign manager – TN_Vixen
My personal assistant – sunstruck
My running mate and second in command sleeper wither – debbieXXX (in the event that i am unable to sleep with amelia, debbiexxx will do so in my absense)
My artistic director - Starfish
MY wardrobe supervisor - LilMinx

Good luck to you all; may the most qualified candidate win!
 
I've got my book and my brush. This job is going to be phat.


*puts up feet on desk and waits*
 
Oh, no...

I better get a campaign manager quick!!!!!!

Amelia: "PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
push for her to go in alphabetical order....she's a preschool teacher...bound to love her abc's....
 
Private Vasquez said:
I already had sex with her, so you all lose.
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Your big hairy tit grosses me out.


*gets artistically pissy*


I NEED THIS OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH THAT HANGING AROUND!


:p
 
Ginny said:
push for her to go in alphabetical order....she's a preschool teacher...bound to love her abc's....
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Wait, you need to add some more flavor here.

Try dancing with a spinning plate on a stick.

That might do it.


I'll colorwash it for you, so you get the idea.
 
I get to be your wardrobe manager? Heh heh heh...


Maybe we'll take a trip to "Religious Sex" down in the village and get you a snazzy outfit for your candidacy....
 
ok..checking in to see how things are going...

a nice clean fight..i like that....this should be good..how are we going to decide?
 
Private Vasquez said:
What?

Is something wrong with my breast?
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*squirms and shakes about*


NO! Fine.

IN orDer nOt to PISs you off, thus making this all un-PC and all, I'll just go back to my drafting board.



*shivers and cringes*
 
amelia said:
ok..checking in to see how things are going...

a nice clean fight..i like that....this should be good..how are we going to decide?
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I vote for me and IFB mudwrestling.

That'll get amelia all turned on.
 
Private Vasquez said:
I already had sex with her, so you all lose.
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You madam are a disgrace to this campaign, you......you......you.... BOOTIE ASSASIN.

Vix! I need spin control here. Let's annihilate this so called private's character then paint her as a commie pedophile drug dealing blight on society.

Minx, i need a power suit, pronto......Fish! get me the finals for the cover of Harpers.... Sunny...hold my calls - I have an attractive plastic woman to kill....
 
InternationalFunboy said:


You madam are a disgrace to this campaign, you......you......you.... BOOTIE ASSASIN.

Vix! I need spin control here. Let's annihilate this so called private's character then paint her as a commie pedophile drug dealing blight on society.

Minx, i need a power suit, pronto......Fish! get me the finals for the cover of Harpers.... Sunny...hold my calls - I have an attractive plastic woman to kill....
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Feeling overwhelmed, and doomed to lose...

Must win wrasslin' match....
 
InternationalFunboy said:
You madam are a disgrace to this campaign, you......you......you.... BOOTIE ASSASIN.

Vix! I need spin control here. Let's annihilate this so called private's character then paint her as a commie pedophile drug dealing blight on society.

Minx, i need a power suit, pronto......Fish! get me the finals for the cover of Harpers.... Sunny...hold my calls - I have an attractive plastic woman to kill....
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I wouldn't do that if I were you. Mattell doesn't take kindly to violence against it's stuff. And I wouldn't want to have to sick the nipple hairs upon you.

You lost, get over it.
 
*In Negotiation Phase 1*

Why does she have to choose?

Cant' we all just get along?
 
I am completely honoured to be selected by IFB as his second in command. Should he be unable to sleep with amelia I will do the right thing. :) (Wooohoooooo) Ahem *cough*
Good luck mate, Im right behind you.
IFB as your second in command I think I should advise you to get a fluffer as well for your entourage. :D
 
I am a candidate of the people and as such I am in no way opposed to mudwrestling. Be it mud from the United States or any country around the world, IFB is a friend to all mud.

I do not shy away from this challenege by my esteemed competition and in fact do plan to accidentally whip her shirt and bra off during the fray.

After all, a beerguzzling titty loving voter gets me one step closer to the miracle vagina!
 
I am saying this for public record, and it will be known to all that I, Eumenides of the Emoodie tribe, aka lola, was the first in this election to have EDITED IT!!!!!!!!!!
 
Eumenides said:
I am saying this for public record, and it will be known to all that I, Eumenides of the Emoodie tribe, aka lola, was the first in this election to have EDITED IT!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

edited it??
 
debbiexxx said:
I am completely honoured to be selected by IFB as his second in command. Should he be unable to sleep with amelia I will do the right thing. :) (Wooohoooooo) Ahem *cough*
Good luck mate, Im right behind you.
IFB as your second in command I think I should advise you to get a fluffer as well for your entourage. :D
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A fluffer! OUTSTANDING...... that Private Vasquez has spunk, I could use someone like her on my staff.
 
Pyah! My spunk is my own personal property.

If you need to borrow some, and you ask real nice-like, I'm sure we could work something out.
 
Private Vasquez said:
Pyah! My spunk is my own personal property.

If you need to borrow some, and you ask real nice-like, I'm sure we could work something out.
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PV..can i borrow some of your spunk?? please.
 
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