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"Are Women Human?" And other publishing highlights


LONDON (Reuters) - They may not leap off the shelves into the best-seller category, but the books shortlisted for the oddest book title prize certainly grab the attention.

"I was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen" recounts the tale of a fictional U.S. World War Two fighter pilot who is captured by jungle pygmies led by a sadistic woman.

Its sequel, which is not on the shortlist released by trade publication The Bookseller (www.thebookseller.com) Friday, needs no explanation: "Go Ahead, Woman, Do Your Worst."

"How to Write a How to Write Book" and "Cheese Problems Solved" are likewise self-explanatory as is the equally eclectic niche tome "People who Mattered in Southend and Beyond: From King Canute to Dr. Feelgood" that strives to put the English east coast resort on the map.

While none of the above may challenge the sensibilities too much, others are likely to prove more divisive. Try "If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs" or "Are Women Human? And other International Dialogues."

"I confess: I have been anxious that as publishing becomes ever more corporate, the trade's quirky charms are being squeezed out," said Horace Bent, The Bookseller diarist and custodian of the prize.

"But happily my fears have been proved unfounded: oddity lives on. Drawing up the six-strong shortlist was a fraught and wildly controversial process."

Bent paid tribute to those books that failed to make the list, including titles such as "Drawing and Painting the Undead" and "Glory Remembered: Wooden Headgear of Alaska Sea Hunters," wishing them better luck next year.

Literary enthusiasts wishing to cast a vote can visit the Web site. The winner will be announced on March 28.
 
I see: "If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs" is widening the gap between the competitors.
 
Makes you think twice about coming up with a good title for a story.:D
 
I really want to say something about "Are Women Human?" but with a wife, 3 daughters and all the women here ... :rolleyes:
 
There have been many weird titles in the past. What is interesting is that these titles were published in 2007.

As a secondhand bookdealer I have had some odd titles in my stock. One of my favourites was "Hybrid SE Asian Mammals and their Economic Significance". That included the Liger and the Tigon (economic significant nil - both tended to lie around all day and wouldn't breed - no use even as a tourist attraction); the water-cow, crossed between a water buffalo and a domestic cow (useless as a draught animal, not much good as a milk producer, meat too tough to eat AND most have foul tempers and large horns - avoid!).

Og
 
Ogg, you're a bookdealer?
If you ever get in a copy of this cheese book, let me know, okay? I must have it!

Imagine no more cheese problems...
 
I didn't even know there was a problem with cheese? :eek:


It's much more serious than you think:

How can you govern a country that has 246 varieties of cheese? Charles De Gaulle (President of France)

Does President Bush ever consider cheese?

Og
 
Fact much strabger than fiction

Giggles...
I cant help but wonder what the authors were thinking (or not thinking) when they chose their titles
 
This week I bought a fine 19C leather-bound copy of:

Romantic Tales and Stories of John the Baptist illustrated by the author.

It was probably the only copy in the UK because it was written and published in Swedish.

My dentist is enjoying it. It was badly written. Although classified as non-fiction everything in the book existed only in the author's imagination (or was dictated by her spirit medium).

Og
 
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