Locked Up in My Own Home!

MuffDiver2003

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Well, thanks to the federal government on April 15th I will be locked up in my own home near Raleigh, North Carolina. That will last for 90 days. I will be wearing an electronic ankle bracelet and cannot even go to the roadside mailbox without setting off an alarm! Alarming, huh? And here is what will really make you laugh. I live on U. S. Highway 1 and right next door to my house is a MASSAGE PARLOR!!! No! They don't do out calls or room service! Just my luck. So I am here left to my devices and literotica.com.

What I need is some sweet, compasionate, sexy woman, married or single, to come out here on No. 1 highway to visit me from time to time during those 90 days and smotherfuck me. Just ride my face until she comes. I am sure there are some bored, unsatisfied housewives in the greater Raleigh area whose husband is driving a truck cross country, or a traveling salesman halfway around the world (yes, I give a trip around the world too!) who want to be orally satisfied. I am a master of the cunnilingual arts. I have convinced lesbians to go straight once I sucked their pussy.:p

Perhaps you are a college coed at N. C. State or at Peace College or maybe some sexy young black woman attending college at Shaw. If so, you would love it for an older man to eat your pussy.

I am STD free and have the papers to prove it. All I ask of a woman is to be clean.

Our encounter would be strickly sexual, striving for mutual sexual satisfaction. We could talk on the telephone first and get acquainted, or we could exchange e-mails online. You can e-mail me at MuffDiver69@literotica.org or RJBlueDevils@yahoo.com.

Make a "confined" older man happy by smotherfucking him until he can hardly breathe! I have an very open mind and am open to suggestions.
 
I'm a guy and I don't live anywhere near you, but I just wanted to point out that you probably scared some people off with the whole convict/ankle bracelet thing. It might help if you explain what you did. You also sound a bit arrogant with the whole 'I turned lesbians straight thing', and I highly doubt it. At best perhaps you convinced them to go bi, because there is no reason a lesbian would go straght just cause she got some good head from a guy. And do you really think there are a lot of sexy young co-eds looking around websties for a 63 year old convict to have sex with when they could have almost any guy at their school? Face reality man.
 
LMFAO

U R WHINING about inhome detention????????????
Only in AMERICA.
WHAT a great pic up line...im a convict come fuck me.....LMFAO
get a clue dumbass.....dont do the crime if u dont want to do the CUSHY TIME.
What a WHINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
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