Locked Out

sirhugs

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I accidentally got locked out today, and it occurred to me that this simple act could lead to meeting a new neighbour, or a neighbour's visiting relative.....or chatting with a stranger walking there dog down the street. Any of which could lead to good old hot sex. :devil: :D ;)
 
sirhugs said:
I accidentally got locked out today, and it occurred to me that this simple act could lead to meeting a new neighbour, or a neighbour's visiting relative.....or chatting with a stranger walking there dog down the street. Any of which could lead to good old hot sex. :devil: :D ;)

If you lived in an apartment, you could get a key from your manager. That could be another version ;)
 
sirhugs said:
I accidentally got locked out today, and it occurred to me that this simple act could lead to meeting a new neighbour, or a neighbour's visiting relative.....or chatting with a stranger walking there dog down the street. Any of which could lead to good old hot sex. :devil: :D ;)

or caught by the cops breaking into your own home....
 
God I came home drunk one night and me bloody key wouldn't work. So I started pounding on the door to wake up me G/F. Ooops... wrong door... but she was damn cute :p :p
 
Especially if you can work it that they're locked out nude.

Or...

She steps out of her apartment in only her robe to quickly grab the mail. Oops, door closed. She walks to the managers office to get a key. But seeing the bounce in her chest as she walks up, he can tell there's no bra. He offers her the key, for a price.
 
JustaJerk said:
Especially if you can work it that they're locked out nude.

Or...

She steps out of her apartment in only her robe to quickly grab the mail. Oops, door closed. She walks to the managers office to get a key. But seeing the bounce in her chest as she walks up, he can tell there's no bra. He offers her the key, for a price.
Hmmm... I was thrown outside and locked out one night in my bra and thong during a party
 
starrynightin64 said:
or caught by the cops breaking into your own home....


"Locked Out then Locked Up" an adventure with handcuffs !
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
Hmmm... I was thrown outside and locked out one night in my bra and thong during a party

What (who?) did you have to do to get back in?
:D
 
So many reasons for getting locked out, the one that came to me was a rather twisted dare in a game of truth or dare. :catroar:

I'm thinking a guy gets the dare, though a woman would work for this as well. ;) Anyway, we got a bunch of college age kids playing truth or dare and getting drunker, this guy has a woman french kiss another woman for so long, or eat her, so when it's her turn he does dare and she tells him.

Take all of your clothes off, go outside play with yourself and offer your body to any one walking by, if they accept you have to do it. Now of course people do walk by, he gets turned down, but a guy accepts and wants to fuck him. :cathappy:
 
sirhugs said:
I accidentally got locked out today, and it occurred to me that this simple act could lead to meeting a new neighbour, or a neighbour's visiting relative.....or chatting with a stranger walking there dog down the street. Any of which could lead to good old hot sex. :devil: :D ;)
I was locked out Friday morning. . .

I WOULD NOT EVER SLEEP WITH MY NEIGHBORS!!!!!

NOW....


the guy who jogs down the road......
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I was locked out Friday morning. . .

I WOULD NOT EVER SLEEP WITH MY NEIGHBORS!!!!!

NOW....


the guy who jogs down the road......


how'd you get locked out?

and what did you do while you waited??
 
sirhugs said:
how'd you get locked out?

and what did you do while you waited??


The kids and I were meeting my hub for breakfast at a restaruant about 30 min. away. I got everyone out to the car and locked the door. Keys were still in the house, I simply forgot to grab them.

I thought no biggie... we keep a spare key to the back door in the van. So I go get it and head to the back of the house. Pull on the screen door to get to the main door and the screen door was locked. It's not ever supposed to be locked. *sigh*

Well... my hub had already left work, so I couldn't reach him. I got the kids out of the van and then went to one window, my daughter's, popped the screen, but couldn't get the main window to lift. So... we all sat on the porch for about five minutes, while I thought about waiting and then calling the rest. and having them find hub and tell him we wouldn't be there.

Then... a thought. . .

The screen door was NEVER supposed to be locked. It's locking mechanism has always given us trouble, so I went to the van and took the lug wrench. Back to the screen door I went and starting from the bottom and working up I walked the wrench up between the door and the frame. I got almost to the handle, but couldn't wedge it more.

My second born of three, says wait I know...

She runs off and then comes back with hubs, lce fishing gaff and hands it too me. I push that inside above the wrench and pop the screen door open. Then I take the wrench and with the end I'd been walking up, dug into the latch of the screen door.

It will now NEVER accidently get locked again. Took the spare key, opened the back door, sent the kids back to the van, grabbed keys... and only 15 min. late for our meeting. :D

The end.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
The kids and I were meeting my hub for breakfast at a restaruant about 30 min. away. I got everyone out to the car and locked the door. Keys were still in the house, I simply forgot to grab them.

I thought no biggie... we keep a spare key to the back door in the van. So I go get it and head to the back of the house. Pull on the screen door to get to the main door and the screen door was locked. It's not ever supposed to be locked. *sigh*

Well... my hub had already left work, so I couldn't reach him. I got the kids out of the van and then went to one window, my daughter's, popped the screen, but couldn't get the main window to lift. So... we all sat on the porch for about five minutes, while I thought about waiting and then calling the rest. and having them find hub and tell him we wouldn't be there.

Then... a thought. . .

The screen door was NEVER supposed to be locked. It's locking mechanism has always given us trouble, so I went to the van and took the lug wrench. Back to the screen door I went and starting from the bottom and working up I walked the wrench up between the door and the frame. I got almost to the handle, but couldn't wedge it more.

My second born of three, says wait I know...

She runs off and then comes back with hubs, lce fishing gaff and hands it too me. I push that inside above the wrench and pop the screen door open. Then I take the wrench and with the end I'd been walking up, dug into the latch of the screen door.

It will now NEVER accidently get locked again. Took the spare key, opened the back door, sent the kids back to the van, grabbed keys... and only 15 min. late for our meeting. :D

The end.


so, the Lit version would involve a locksmith or friendly passerby, perhaps checking out more than your lug wrenches in the tool shed, while you fret the kiddies are nearby?
 
sirhugs said:
so, the Lit version would involve a locksmith or friendly passerby, perhaps checking out more than your lug wrenches in the tool shed, while you fret the kiddies are nearby?
Yes, that would be the Lit version. lol. . . :rolleyes: :p
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
Hmmm... I was thrown outside and locked out one night in my bra and thong during a party
My then girl-friend, now ex-wife got locked out of her hotel room late one night wearing only a summer frock - trouble was it was inside out! The trip to the desk for a spare key turned her on like crazy.
 
snooper said:
My then girl-friend, now ex-wife got locked out of her hotel room late one night wearing only a summer frock - trouble was it was inside out! The trip to the desk for a spare key turned her on like crazy.


sure, its the act of not being in control....
 
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