Local news story - Sexual game goes horribly wrong

[Guest]

This from the Green Bay Press Gazette.

I'm sure this could be accessed on-line, but I heard it on the radio. It happened May 7. A 44 y/o woman and her 30 y/o husband were playing when he was shot in the testicles with a .12 gage shotgun. Evidently his turn on was to have her place a testicle at the very end (unless he is/was small and could fit them in) of each of the two barrels, and simulate shooting them off. They apparently had done this without injury many times before, but this time forgot the gun was loaded. He is still in too much discomfort to speak to authorities. No shit.

 

[koalabear]

They post here too.

 

[bluespoke]

This from the Green Bay Press Gazette.

I'm sure this could be accessed on-line, but I heard it on the radio. It happened May 7. A 44 y/o woman and her 30 y/o husband were playing when he was shot in the testicles with a .12 gage shotgun. Evidently his turn on was to have her place a testicle at the very end (unless he is/was small and could fit them in) of each of the two barrels, and simulate shooting them off. They apparently had done this without injury many times before, but this time forgot the gun was loaded. He is still in too much discomfort to speak to authorities. No shit.

Well blow me!!!!

 

[unclej]

man, there's a really sick joke there somewhere but it's just too damn early for me to think of it..

 

[weed]

let this be a lesson to you boys out there....never play with guns....i'm sure there are plenty of other good toys out there

 

[weed]

I should add girls, too

 

[Ishmael]

This from the Green Bay Press Gazette.

I'm sure this could be accessed on-line, but I heard it on the radio. It happened May 7. A 44 y/o woman and her 30 y/o husband were playing when he was shot in the testicles with a .12 gage shotgun. Evidently his turn on was to have her place a testicle at the very end (unless he is/was small and could fit them in) of each of the two barrels, and simulate shooting them off. They apparently had done this without injury many times before, but this time forgot the gun was loaded. He is still in too much discomfort to speak to authorities. No shit.

I look forward to being able to vote on this one for a "Darwin Award". That boy is definitally "OUT" of the gene pool.

LMAO

Ishmael

 

[skitch]

hmm well...

I always thought it was " to blow your wad" not "blow your wad..away."

skitch

 

[Guest]

Re: hmm well...

I always thought it was " to blow your wad" not "blow your wad..away."

skitch

That was good...

I guess now we know where PC lives

 

[brokenbrainwave]

yes but did she call right nut in the upper left corner pocket? illegal ball placment if not, I call for a do over!

 

[KillerMuffin]

A man just had his nuts shot off. And you're making fun of him? You guys should be ashamed. Wayne LaPierre is, no doubt, taking this with all of the seriousness it deserves. He's probably mobilizing the NRA to make sure every man has a shotgun. It's a vital sex toy, you know.



I should point out that these people are incredibly stupid. Not the NRA, the idiots with the shotgun. A cardinal rule is that you never point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them with it. The most important rule is that you always treat the gun as if it's loaded. Moron deserved to get his balls shot off.

 

[RawHumor]

I should point out that these people are incredibly stupid. Not the NRA, the idiots with the shotgun. A cardinal rule is that you never point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them with it. The most important rule is that you always treat the gun as if it's loaded. Moron deserved to get his balls shot off.

Thanks for posting something that too many people tend to forget.

We need to send these people a thank you for giving New York and LA another reason to make fun of the Midwest.

 

[Ishmael]

A man just had his nuts shot off. And you're making fun of him? You guys should be ashamed. Wayne LaPierre is, no doubt, taking this with all of the seriousness it deserves. He's probably mobilizing the NRA to make sure every man has a shotgun. It's a vital sex toy, you know.



I should point out that these people are incredibly stupid. Not the NRA, the idiots with the shotgun. A cardinal rule is that you never point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them with it. The most important rule is that you always treat the gun as if it's loaded. Moron deserved to get his balls shot off.

Yep, I'm making fun of the stupid bastard. The act goes beyond ignorance.

"Daddy, how come I don't have a little brother or sister?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhh, I shot my balls of with a shotgun darling."

To fucking funny for words.

Ishmael

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: hmm well...

I always thought it was " to blow your wad"

Interesting choice of term for this particular story, because "Blow your Wad" is derived from the "Wad" used to seal the shot in a smoothbore gun (AKA Shotgun)!

At least HE survived. If this had happened when it was HER turn, she'd be dead.

I too think this is a leading contender for this year's Darwin Award.

 

[KillerMuffin]

To fucking funny for words.

Muffie, you just aren't good at subtlety.

 

[Ishmael]

Muffie, you just aren't good at subtlety.

Never claimed to be KM. Stupidity is it's own reward. Sympathy just ain't in the mix.

Ishmael

 

[Rubyfruit]

Muffie, you just aren't good at subtlety.

You're perfect at it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Methinks it's not my subtlety, it's some else's density.

Love the av Ruby.

 

[Charlotte Blanchard]

A while back there was a woman who was into "gunplay" with her boyfriend and he stuck a pistol up her hoo hoo and it went off and killed her. They had forgot it was loaded.

It's like Darwin's pornography.

 

[Ishmael]

Methinks it's not my subtlety, it's some else's density.

Love the av Ruby.

LMAO, some just aren't used to your subtlety KM.

Ishmael