Sparky Kronkite
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The daily dump. Regularity. Geritol. Fiber. The big crapperooney.
I had a mental block against it when I was a kid - just didn't like it, the act - gross! I could hold out for days. Nope, no good. But I didn't know that then.
Didn't like doing any kind of bathroom stuff in public either - peeing or crapping. And when at only 19 I got to boot camp in the Corps - man!!!! I tell ya - the DI's would continually yell at you, as you were running to the head - not just once or twice a day - but every damn time. "Piss prive!" "Shit prive!" I mean right over you, in yer ear! And to make matters worse, no partitions between bowls - open air baby - and a line of prives waiting and staring and clamping their thighs together. All this while the DI marched up and down the shitter side of the head - just like Full Metal Jacket - and yelled. "Shit! Incoming! Boom! Fart! Splash! Shit!"
I went the first 13 days in boot camp without going number 2. And many a day I would have to go all day without peeing - sneaking into the head after lights out and peeing then. I just could not relax. I finally knew that I would get sick if I didn't take a dump. I actually put my finger up there to check for obstructions and it was as hard as crust. I took the handle side of my tooth brush - jammed it up there and broke up the crust and forced - I bled but got the dirty job done.
These days - I go twice a day - no problem. Can pee in front of hundreds of others - no problem.
Now-a-days I'm a real regular type of guy.
Hey? Are you regular too?
I had a mental block against it when I was a kid - just didn't like it, the act - gross! I could hold out for days. Nope, no good. But I didn't know that then.
Didn't like doing any kind of bathroom stuff in public either - peeing or crapping. And when at only 19 I got to boot camp in the Corps - man!!!! I tell ya - the DI's would continually yell at you, as you were running to the head - not just once or twice a day - but every damn time. "Piss prive!" "Shit prive!" I mean right over you, in yer ear! And to make matters worse, no partitions between bowls - open air baby - and a line of prives waiting and staring and clamping their thighs together. All this while the DI marched up and down the shitter side of the head - just like Full Metal Jacket - and yelled. "Shit! Incoming! Boom! Fart! Splash! Shit!"
I went the first 13 days in boot camp without going number 2. And many a day I would have to go all day without peeing - sneaking into the head after lights out and peeing then. I just could not relax. I finally knew that I would get sick if I didn't take a dump. I actually put my finger up there to check for obstructions and it was as hard as crust. I took the handle side of my tooth brush - jammed it up there and broke up the crust and forced - I bled but got the dirty job done.
These days - I go twice a day - no problem. Can pee in front of hundreds of others - no problem.
Now-a-days I'm a real regular type of guy.
Hey? Are you regular too?