Loaf Pinching........ hey? You regular too?

Sparky Kronkite

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The daily dump. Regularity. Geritol. Fiber. The big crapperooney.

I had a mental block against it when I was a kid - just didn't like it, the act - gross! I could hold out for days. Nope, no good. But I didn't know that then.

Didn't like doing any kind of bathroom stuff in public either - peeing or crapping. And when at only 19 I got to boot camp in the Corps - man!!!! I tell ya - the DI's would continually yell at you, as you were running to the head - not just once or twice a day - but every damn time. "Piss prive!" "Shit prive!" I mean right over you, in yer ear! And to make matters worse, no partitions between bowls - open air baby - and a line of prives waiting and staring and clamping their thighs together. All this while the DI marched up and down the shitter side of the head - just like Full Metal Jacket - and yelled. "Shit! Incoming! Boom! Fart! Splash! Shit!"

I went the first 13 days in boot camp without going number 2. And many a day I would have to go all day without peeing - sneaking into the head after lights out and peeing then. I just could not relax. I finally knew that I would get sick if I didn't take a dump. I actually put my finger up there to check for obstructions and it was as hard as crust. I took the handle side of my tooth brush - jammed it up there and broke up the crust and forced - I bled but got the dirty job done.

These days - I go twice a day - no problem. Can pee in front of hundreds of others - no problem.

Now-a-days I'm a real regular type of guy.

Hey? Are you regular too?
 
Sparky ... this is disgusting.

Like that is anyone's business.

Okay sorry but this is just the worst thread I have ever seen since being here.

YUK, Like I wanna know if someone is "regular" or not.

I know I know ignore it if you don't like it, well I will be from now on.
 
Actually........

I caught Full Metal Jacket on HBO last night - what a holiday movie huh? Tis' the season to be jolly. I was at PI just after Christmas '72. The bathroom, the head, in the flick is exactly like the one we were torturee in.

This may be a gross thread - but it's real life - my life. Remind me to tell you all about my moving days (working as a furniture mover for Atlas Van Lines) and my pinworm experience if you really want to get grossed out.

I mean - we're talkin' blue berry jam here.
 
And if you are healthy.......

(Depending on your diet)

I hear that "dark brown and floating" means you are eating healthy and that the plumbing is working to perfection.

That's how mine are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unless I go on a cale binge - then I take a turn toward deep green.
 
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