"Load up the truck Jethro!"

[Thumper]

Going to the WWF tonight (can't believe I am admiiting to doing this)

3 solid hours of screaming dentally challenged Wal_Mart shoppers. Out for a trailer trash family reunion!

I'm gonna make a fortune...I have a pair of jumper cables and when it's over I'm gonna charge a buck for anyone to use'em......

Just picture it...a whole parking lot full of pickup trucks and not one manufactered after 1988...or having four identical sized tires...held together only by the residue adhesive of thousands of Nascar stickers...and one "Wife and dog missing...reward for dog!" sign...

A people whose national motto is "Gotta nother beer?"
A place where "primer" is the color of choice...rust being a close second. Where old tires and truck axles are "landscaping"

I'm ready...blacked out a few teeth, put on overalls with cowboy boots (one pant leg bunched around the top of said boot) Oh yeah...worked on car and didn't get grease outta the hair or nails...

Get'em Stone Cold.....Hell Yeah!

 

[Guest]

Hey! I like Wal-Mart (used to work at Sam's Wholesale Club)...and WWF for that matter too. lol (Blame my ex on that one!)

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I live in a trailer,like WWF,I have a 1995 truck though with no primer."Hey Tiggs,got another beer?"I guess I am still a redneck though.

 

[CW]

LMAO at Thumper,,,

Sounds like you got it down pat,,,

EXCEPT,,,

For one small detail,,, you gotta, jus' gotta have a chaw in one cheek and a spit cup that you can leave lying around to be licked over and stepped in,,,

Go get 'em Thump,,,

 

[Sammyjo]

I love you Thumper

 

[KillerMuffin]

Going to the WWF tonight (can't believe I am admiiting to doing this)

3 solid hours of screaming dentally challenged Wal_Mart shoppers. Out for a trailer trash family reunion!

I'm gonna make a fortune...I have a pair of jumper cables and when it's over I'm gonna charge a buck for anyone to use'em......

Just picture it...a whole parking lot full of pickup trucks and not one manufactered after 1988...or having four identical sized tires...held together only by the residue adhesive of thousands of Nascar stickers...and one "Wife and dog missing...reward for dog!" sign...

A people whose national motto is "Gotta nother beer?"
A place where "primer" is the color of choice...rust being a close second. Where old tires and truck axles are "landscaping"

I'm ready...blacked out a few teeth, put on overalls with cowboy boots (one pant leg bunched around the top of said boot) Oh yeah...worked on car and didn't get grease outta the hair or nails...

Get'em Stone Cold.....Hell Yeah!

Hey, I resemble everything but the wife thing. My sticker says "Wanted: Good Man. Must have truck. Send picture of truck."

Wait a minute....

*Kicks Thumper in his adorable ass.* I'ma kick ya'lls ass boy ya'll be talkin bout me like that!

 

[Guest]

"Hey Tiggs, got another beer?" I guess I am still a redneck though.

You sure you want some Yankee beer? ROFL If ever there's beer in my home it's of the Bud family. Damn Rebels... <Shaking head and mumbling.>

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Tiggs,Bud Beer is my favorite.KillerMuffin,I keep a picture of my truck handy just in case I run into a woman like you.

 

[dancinvixen]

Dagnabit!!! And here I don't have cable to watch. Or a satellite dish. I miss my Rock. Someone's gotta tell me what's going on. I know I'm missing a bunch of things

 

[Cheri]

Reading this thread has filled me with a need for the Arts! For anyone who feels the same, click below:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/

 

[forgetunome]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

http://toons.artie.com/alphabet/words/arg-dancing-woohoo-goldblack-url.gif

Thumper is goin' to the "Dubaya Dubaya Ef!"

Oh God..whew....let me ketch mah bahreath! Hey...you talkin' on the redneck side o' me...man!

I live in Seattle now but...I am Originally frum Arkansas "Ol' Billy country" I use to live in the Ozark Mtns I finally cum out and joined civilization...LOL! Oh...wait a minute...that makes me a hillbilly not a redneck...hey what the hell am I!!!

Don't let them mess up your bunny outfit not after getting it cleaned from my lipstick!

 

[naudiz]

WWF! Woo hoo!

One of my friends got tickets to Wrestlemania, kick ass seats, too. I'm soooooo jealous.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

You might be a redneck if...

a few of my favorites...

Your last words before losing consciousness have ever been, "Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

You always start a story with the words, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"

If you think the last three words of the national anthem are, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

Gotta love Jeff Foxworthy!

As a side note, I don't mind being called a redneck, or a hillbilly, or anything like that, but do it too often and I will kick the crap out of you with my big ol leather work boots before driving my big ol four wheel drive truck back and forth over your body! ~LOL~

 

[Mortto56]

"HeeeeeHaaaawwwwwwwwww!"

"Boy Thumper,you really brought back some memories!"

I'm not much on WWF or the other wrestling anymore,but 10 or 12 years ago when my boys where younger,we use to go to the areana and see all the guys that where popular back then.

My favorite was:"Bret the hitman Hart."..Man that guy was COOL.

We would get there,and my boys would be rivetted to the squared circle.Then talk about it for weeks after to me and their fiends.

One time,3 other Scout leaders and I took the whole scout pack to a match one night.Can you imagin,36 cub scouts,and 4 dads,and 3 moms,Yea it was a grin,if you know what I mean.

And by the way;I have a couple teeth missing,but my pickup is brand new!(LOL)

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Re: You might be a redneck if...

a few of my favorites...

Your last words before losing consciousness have ever been, "Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

You always start a story with the words, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"

If you think the last three words of the national anthem are, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

Gotta love Jeff Foxworthy!

As a side note, I don't mind being called a redneck, or a hillbilly, or anything like that, but do it too often and I will kick the crap out of you with my big ol leather work boots before driving my big ol four wheel drive truck back and forth over your body! ~LOL~

so can I see a picture of your truck??

 

[April]

Re: ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I live in Seattle now but...I am Originally frum Arkansas "Ol' Billy country" I use to live in the Ozark Mtns I finally cum out and joined civilization...LOL! Oh...wait a minute...that makes me a hillbilly not a redneck...hey what the hell am I!!!

Trade with me, baby, please! I would love to be in Washington, and I don't wanna be here anymore!!!!! WAAAAAAAHH!!! Somebody help me, trade with me! Save me from this living hell! *falling on my knees, and begging pitifully*

Okay, so that was a little melodramatic, but I can't help it.

 

[Guest]

Hey, Thumper!

 

[Curious Guy]

Have fun Thumper

I'm not much on the WWF. But, I still have the courtesy to say "thank you" when called redneck.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Hey April, I'll trade places with you! (uh, where is it you live??) You can come here and go to college in the middle of all these damn wheat fields!! (Evergreen state my toe! ~giggles~ Ok, it is, just not every where!)

And sorry Mackdaddy, I don't have a picture of my truck (at least not on the net) And 'big ol truck' just sounded better in that sentance, I do drive a truck, but it's a Toyota (oh don't make faces! It's not that bad! It is all jacked up with the roll bar & KC lights and front & rear tube bumpers! - And of course four wheel drive!!) I love that truck!

And my bumper stickers? Damn right I'm a cougar. & A woman and her truck, it's a beautiful thing.

[Edited by goddess_euphoria on 11-12-2000 at 01:16 PM]

 

[forgetunome]

Cougars...smougar....

it's the Huskies.....Huskies rule Hurrah for the purple and gold!

 

[April]

goddess, I'm living in Arkansas! Oh, woe is me! If you still want to trade, I'm game! LOL

 

[forgetunome]

April...

I'd trade except my sweetie is here and it gets to hot in the summer time there! I don't miss the heat!

 

[April]

*sob* Somebody please help me! I'm so pitiful, doesn't anybody feel sorry for me? LOL

 

[goddess_euphoria]

~pondering~ What the hell would I do in Arkansas? ~L~ Then again, the only reason I'm still here is cause of this whole college thing...

Hey Forget, now I feel like sharing the whole slew of cougar/husky jokes that I know! ~L~ Actually, don't tell anyone, but the way the cougars have been playing this year, y'all are probably gonna whoop their asses! ~hiding from the lynch mob of more loyal coug fans~

 

[Isabella Thorne]

A Redneck buck

Going to the WWF tonight (can't believe I am admiiting to doing this)

3 solid hours of screaming dentally challenged Wal_Mart shoppers. Out for a trailer trash family reunion!

I'm gonna make a fortune...I have a pair of jumper cables and when it's over I'm gonna charge a buck for anyone to use'em......

eh? yikes Thumper ... oh I know just how valuable a buck is to some rednecks ...

A redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"